A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THIS IS WHERE THE PARTY IS HAPPENING! 'THE SONIC FRUIT MACHINE IS RIGHT AT THE BACK' IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ACTUALLY ASKING FOR IT PETER MOORE'S XBOX 360 PR DISASTER GETTING TO THE HEART OF THE RACISM DEBATE THE WORST THING SEGA HAS EVER DONE. EVER! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SPOTTED SELLING ICE CREAM TO VU... DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME FOOT FETISH SPECIAL
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
"FUCK IT!"
Dude wanna hate on us (dude)
Dude need to ease on up (dude)
Dude wanna act on up
But dude get shut like flavor (shut down)
Chick say she ain’t down
But chick backstage when we in town (ha)
She like man on drugs (who)
She wanna hit n' run(huh?)
Yeah, that’s the speed, that’s what we do, that’s who we be
B-L-A-C-K E-Y-E-D P to the E, then the A to the S
When we play you shake your *ss
Shake it, shake it, shake it girl
Make sure you don’t break it, girl, (cuz we gonna)
Gwen Stefani – “Hollaback Girl”
is even worse news?
* Beck – “Black Tambourine”
* Black Eyed Peas – “Pump It”
* Chemical Brothers – “Star Guitar”
* Fatboy Slim – “Gangster Trippin’”
* The Go! Team – “Bottle Rocket”
* Gwen Stefani – “Hollaback Girl”
* Hoobastank – “Born to Lead”
* Junior Senior – “Take My Time”
* Missy Elliott – “Lose Control”
* New Order – “TBD”