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It's called a Mu-Bot and it looks like a baby! This could be the only way we ever get to have something like a baby, seeing as you can buy it from the shops and it doesn't require making a woman like you and think she wants to have sex with you and be friends with you for at least nine months first.

Sega Toys Mu-Bot

We'll call ours Katie, and pretend it's a little girl. But if Katie doesn't grow out of listening to iPods we'll beat little Katie until she fucking learns. This is what we've learned about how children work from reading news on the internet.


SEGA's iPod link-up hame :(

BAD KATIE. KATIE MUST STAY IN HER ROOM. KATIE WILL NOT HAVE ANY DINNER UNTIL SHE STOPS LIKING iPODS. KATIE WILL GET SHAKEN AND HIT UNTIL THE COUNCIL TAKES KATIE AWAY. OH NO. POOR KATIE. WHAT HAVE WE DONE? WE WILL CRY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY AND WONDER WHERE YOU ARE.

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Blogger Postumo & CIA said...
This is a must have. And it seems user friendly!
Blogger Halverde said...
The iPod seems to be probing Katie in that second image. I was at least three times her age when I began misusing electic appliance for my own gratification -- what a super-developed robot!
Blogger Hamstermemnon said...
You missed the point here, it's obviously an early publicity shot of the new Marvin The Paranoid Android. In which case the i-pod explains a lot....
Blogger Wratty said...
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Blogger Hamstermemnon said...
yup
Blogger mrplow said...
So yeah... where can I get one?
Blogger NotRubyWax said...
What's it do?
Blogger Night_Trekker said...
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Blogger Night_Trekker said...
Nothing. It's just a cute pair of headphones for your cute little iPod. You can even wear it around your neck, apparently.

It's so hard to love Sega sometimes.
Blogger NotRubyWax said...
Well that's shit
Blogger accelaexp said...
are you planning to merge idiot toys with uk resistance ?

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