He is, as they say, FOR REAL.
Found by a reader called "Alexander". We had no idea we were highbrow enough to attract Alexanders. He probably has A-Levels and a job and everything.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT "URBAN" AND "EDGY" MARKETIN... EXCITING AND GARISH NEW TEMPLATE WITH ZERO NEW FUN... "HOMBRE SECUESTRA MUJER CON UNA LIGHT PHASER" A PHOTO OF AN EARLY-90s SONIC KEYRING TAKEN WITH A... TRANSSEXUAL LUCY LIU IS NOW OUT OF A JOB :( BREAKING: PLAYSTATION IMPLICATED IN "SKIN DISEASE"... IT SAYS "CAPCOM" AND "STREET FIGHTER" ON THE BACKG... DAVID JAFFE IS NOT AWARE OF THE BLUE SKIES IN GAME...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
By the way Zorg, you need to get around to updating your RSS feed thingy - the latest one is from Dec 06.
And the new design is lame at best.
Badben, unsheathe your knife.
And why is he doing a Dolphin impression at the end?
I think they all need serious psychiatric help.
i guess he lives in america. since i'm probably closer to him than anyone else here, i'll take the responsibility of finding and ending this man.
Would.
also he's either an agency model or just a master master troll. either way i lost
A prime example of what happens when Care-In-The-Community doesn't work very well!
That's a really scary thought, it really is.
Can we try and rile him up and see if there's a backlash like there was with those Versus whores?
It's hard to tell which holding cell he's in - the video doesn't give away much, and it's not a sofa he's sat on - thats his "beating" pad, Looks like they've just giving him his daily dose and come up top trumps!!!
Sites linking this video
927 http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/
118 http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2009/03/he-is-playstat...
You kinda made this video somewhat a one-day "hit" on the tube.
That's dangerous assuming that nowadays popular actors launch presidential/governor campaigns...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WpRZY_ScP8&feature=related
I think i just puked out of my arse, and shat out of my gob after about 10 secs.
I bet this guys never gets cancer, and someone who doesnt deserve it, will.
on the new look.
part of me thinks that the attitude and identity of the site has been lost, whilst another part is applauding the cheeriness and optimism thats evident.
i always tend to go for the good, so , i like it!
I'm glad the atlantic is so big.
on the new look.
Part of me thinks that some of the identity and attitude of the site has been lost but another part cannot help being swayed by the lush shimmering blue haze of retro candy coloured greatness.
I LIKE!
I mean, really. He's got to be in his thirties.
just awful...
Yeah, I know, it's because I'm using Safari. Shut up.
I think he is a little deranged and so I have now blocked him.
These type of people (and his prostective gay band wagoners/supporters) are officially OK to murder. Don't worry it's all in a good cause.. The sake of humanity! These morons breed ffs!
He'll just think it's the game, because clearly he does'nt live in the real world supporting $ony.
Is this what another Planet Of The Apes remake would look like?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HYGKsQWnig&feature=channel_page
Gears of War?