A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DAVID JAFFE IS NOT AWARE OF THE BLUE SKIES IN GAME... SEGA ENTERS BRAZILLIAN HOME-BUILDING BUSINESS DREAMCAST LAUNCH PROMOTIONAL POPCORN THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A SONIC-THEMED DISCOUNTE... PLAYSTATION3 IMPLICATED IN YET ANOTHER PIKEY SCAND... BREAKING: SEGA BAG SPOTTED AT MUSIC FESTIVAL LAST ... WAR ROOM UPDATE: PLAYSTATION3 IN "YEAR-ON-YEAR DEC... COPYRIGHT-INFRINGING AUDIO UPDATE - HEDGEHOGS WITH... MASSIVE AND THRILLING DREAMCAST-LIKE LOGO UPDATE THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I think I'll go with Ulala (if someone can do a professional version).
WV: burappy
That was in PSO right?
He was the mascot before Sonic came along, so now that Sonic is dead to us he can come back. And Alex hasn't been in any shit modern games... true, that's because he's not been in anything in years (except the fabulous SEGA Superstars Tennis). But still.
http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ukrcream1.png
http://img222.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ukrcream2.png
Have you seen this, zorg?
Lifestyle photography AND thing holding AND games AND fail.
http://the-minusworld.com/2009/02/16/the-30-most-obnoxious-and-expensive-gamer-stock-photos/
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2004/09/what-happens-when-you-just-watch-flag.html
That's gotta be worth an update, hasn't it?
(I vote chicken so far btw, going by what all the others looks like. Not that this is a democracy and votes count for anything, mind)
It just needs an angry god taking a piss on it.