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A girl shockingly developed SORE HANDS after playing lots of games. These mysterious "sores" healed after not playing games for a while.

It must be serious, it's on the BBC.


'...then my eyes felt a bit dry after four hours of not blinking while playing Geometry Wars'

Utter nonsense. But if it disrespects PlayStation in any way we're prepared to feign outrage and sign petitions. Sony must axe that SICK DISEASE-CAUSING MACHINE.
Blogger Supersonicjim said...
That'll learn her
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ha That's nothing it gave me aids and sars at the same time and I was only in the same room I didn't even touch it!
Blogger AT said...
Zorg, you should hire the guy above as part of your creative team.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It must be during the "10 days of playstation abstinence" (when their hideous calluses heal) that the nations 12 yr old kids go nuts and screw around.


Nice work Sony.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
wait until the press finds out that the wii makes you blind
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The Dreamcast still gives me unwanted erections whilst playing. Most embarrassing condition.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
'Dreamcast Bonk-On' was discovered by the same scientists.
Anonymous Gary Glitter said...
My ears bleed when I play Megadrive games.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It's a real condition, and it only happens with Sony controllers as a result of it's horrible dpad. The 360 dpad will make your thumb spontaneously turn into a broken 360. The Saturn dpad makes you a better person on the inside.
Anonymous Anonymouse said...
Girl gets rash from wanking off boyfriend. Blames it on PlayStation. Playing PlayStation equivalent to wanking off boys.
Anonymous yoyo said...
What about the thumb blisters I used to get playing Master System? Can that be called a fancy bullshit name in a medical journal, too?

Sony don't deserve all the notoriety. Send a little Sega's way.
Blogger SMEGHaMMeR said...
Yeah i used to get this, hence one of my reasons for banning playstation. True story.

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