We have a funny story to do with attempted robbery and a SEGA light gun. But we will save it for another time. Possibly a posthumous update to avoid legal repercussions.
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Each post .02% worse than the last. A PHOTO OF AN EARLY-90s SONIC KEYRING TAKEN WITH A... TRANSSEXUAL LUCY LIU IS NOW OUT OF A JOB :( BREAKING: PLAYSTATION IMPLICATED IN "SKIN DISEASE"... IT SAYS "CAPCOM" AND "STREET FIGHTER" ON THE BACKG... DAVID JAFFE IS NOT AWARE OF THE BLUE SKIES IN GAME... SEGA ENTERS BRAZILLIAN HOME-BUILDING BUSINESS DREAMCAST LAUNCH PROMOTIONAL POPCORN
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
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5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
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8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
There still was a lot of magic left in this 20+ years old artifact.
This can give the youngsters a hint about how powerfull we were : the world was begging for mercy, in front of us, master system possessors.
Also, i don't wanna seem ill-informed, but that looks suspiciously like a spectrum 128k light gun to me, remember the one with "bullseye"? They re-released operation wolf to work with it too..
Anyway:
"We knew that SEGA won the console war in Brazil, but of course we could not imagine how many uses their products would have.
And it is in Brazil where, in a clear attempt to provide us with lulz, a man held a 60-year-old woman hostage with the classic Master System peripheral the Light Phaser.
Although the design of the gun is not the most realistic one out there, the standoff managed to last 10 hours. Eventually, the man gave himself up, making the occurrence little more than a scare."
It would be cool if the background could randomly rotate through various blue skies from Sega games...
Unless the above commenter was doing exactly that, of which I'm not quite sure.
it's actually not too bad. just. different.
Tsk, that's gratitude. Still, I think it looks cool. Careful though, it's a bit retro games themed.
for those who dont know, and because they dont know are not worthy of being sega fanbois... Red Photon Zillion was anime in japan that the main character had a gun that was shaped like the sega master system light phaser. also Zillion was a sega master system game.
I feel all warm and fuzzy and. ooh, what's that? Some of the brasso has leaked out gone all over my trousers.
Word Ver: bwmdi
Where the weapons of mass destruction were hiding all along.
Obviously a website doesn't work like that, but that's how you've done it, right? Right guys?
Guys?
Hello?
Turns out I'm just having a 1996 Geocities one.
So the aesthetics of my web browser are now ruined even when away from the page.
I'm writing to my MP.
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/404
http://deviate.fi/~uridium/speccy/LightGun.jpg
Bring back Employee of the Month!
coldkin--I swear the word verifications are trying to tell me something about the people around me these days, the last one was something like twathat or something. Something.
And I miss the red- It made me look like a perv in my office when the back wall was satanically lit...
As for the story, if it was a Sony gun we'd be having a field day. But luckily it's a Sega gun and so it's ok!
There's no way Sega's implicated at all. It's not their fault he found a light gun.
I miss the red, too. Maybe, if it's not too much trouble, you could cycle the design every month or so until we can all agree on a design we like? I say it like we've got some kind of collective voice, which we haven't, but still...
Note to self: I hate you all, each and every fetid cum stained one of you
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