Taken from Jaffe's Twitter thing. If you're wondering, UKR does sort of have a Twitter thing - a reader who knows about all the things the young people are into signed it up ages ago before it was cool and turned it into a posts feed.
ABOUT THE UKR "TWITTER THING"
It's not us. It's not done by us and we're not in charge of it. So if it turns into a gay porn highlights reel tomorrow don't come crying back here with your tales of ripped arseholes.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA ENTERS BRAZILLIAN HOME-BUILDING BUSINESS DREAMCAST LAUNCH PROMOTIONAL POPCORN THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A SONIC-THEMED DISCOUNTE... PLAYSTATION3 IMPLICATED IN YET ANOTHER PIKEY SCAND... BREAKING: SEGA BAG SPOTTED AT MUSIC FESTIVAL LAST ... WAR ROOM UPDATE: PLAYSTATION3 IN "YEAR-ON-YEAR DEC... COPYRIGHT-INFRINGING AUDIO UPDATE - HEDGEHOGS WITH... MASSIVE AND THRILLING DREAMCAST-LIKE LOGO UPDATE THINGS HAVE REACHED CRITICAL MASS!
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Would you like the UK:R Twitter login and password btw? Not sure how to get it to you safely if you did, mind...
Seconded.
I have basically no idea what Twitter is apart from the BBC seeming to think it's important. I have never ever used itunes. I don't blog or read blogs (UK:R obviously doesn't count), I don't have or use an email client. Even my mum uses Outlook and she didn't realise the little picture of the house in Firefox means home and takes you to your homepage. I have never 'chatted' online with strangers apart from 3 piss taking goes and even that stopped being interesting.
I technically have a myspace but filled it out as a joke which was almost amusing at the time and not at all amusing 10 minutes later. Went through a quarter life crises and filled out Facebook correctly, recovered and and shut it down.
I have not played Twisted Metal of God of War either.
And I have the Guardian.com bookmarked. I think all of us here may be part of the same genetic engineering project.
god of war isn't half bad though.