If that work involves giving out handjobs to men without making eye contact, she has a guaranteed £50 waiting for her here. Can someone at Sony please pass on this offer to her "people" please?
Another battle lost for Sony. War still raging.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. BREAKING: PLAYSTATION IMPLICATED IN "SKIN DISEASE"... IT SAYS "CAPCOM" AND "STREET FIGHTER" ON THE BACKG... DAVID JAFFE IS NOT AWARE OF THE BLUE SKIES IN GAME... SEGA ENTERS BRAZILLIAN HOME-BUILDING BUSINESS DREAMCAST LAUNCH PROMOTIONAL POPCORN THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A SONIC-THEMED DISCOUNTE... PLAYSTATION3 IMPLICATED IN YET ANOTHER PIKEY SCAND...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Or you could save yourself some cash and wank off in the mirror while wearing a wig. May want to have a shave first.
Am I to gather from your binary definitions of 'would' and its' counter definition 'wouldn't' that these terms when used denotes the users own willingness to chemically castrate their own penis, or remove it with garden shears in order that they may hormonally osmose with the btranquil female gender? Or is merely another instance of the phallocentric sexual subjugation schemes that I've come to expect from men? Bloomin' heck, chaps! You're so awful, I mean I really, REALLY hate you lot!
PS. Oh yes, almost forgot to mention; WOULD, and only because she looks like a man and I secretly really, REALLY love men and think they're enormously superior to women.
PPS. BIG DICKS MAKE MY WORLD GO 'ROUND LIKE NOTHING ELSE.
Proof
*sobs with joy*
I cannot let you be happy. The universe depends on you being near despair at all times. You think the failure of the Dreamcast was a coincidence?