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Sony has closed Go!Messenger, the PSP messaging service advertised by that transsexual Lucy Liu we quite liked. This might mean transsexual Lucy Liu is now looking for work.

If that work involves giving out handjobs to men without making eye contact, she has a guaranteed £50 waiting for her here. Can someone at Sony please pass on this offer to her "people" please?




Another battle lost for Sony. War still raging.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Obviously wouldn't.
Anonymous Carr said...
Linking to EDGE? Has the war really got that dirty?
Anonymous Not at all into that type of thing said...
There are nicer looking (ie, less male) transsexuals in 'that line of work', if you're that desperate.

Or you could save yourself some cash and wank off in the mirror while wearing a wig. May want to have a shave first.
Blogger Ren said...
Sometimes in war you have to side with miserable, disgusting 'allies'. A bit like what the Brits did with Stalin. And yes, I am comparing Edge to Stalin (and the Nazi's for that matter)
Anonymous Photoboy said...
Would she be wearing those woollen fingerless gloves while giving the handjobs? I am concerned about possible friction burns, being a man means she's probably got well developed forearms for very rapid pumping.
Anonymous Germaine_Greer said...
Germaine here,

Am I to gather from your binary definitions of 'would' and its' counter definition 'wouldn't' that these terms when used denotes the users own willingness to chemically castrate their own penis, or remove it with garden shears in order that they may hormonally osmose with the btranquil female gender? Or is merely another instance of the phallocentric sexual subjugation schemes that I've come to expect from men? Bloomin' heck, chaps! You're so awful, I mean I really, REALLY hate you lot!

PS. Oh yes, almost forgot to mention; WOULD, and only because she looks like a man and I secretly really, REALLY love men and think they're enormously superior to women.

PPS. BIG DICKS MAKE MY WORLD GO 'ROUND LIKE NOTHING ELSE.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
oh geez!
Blogger Ino said...
everyone knows gay people like sony not sega. go to threespeech, there you'll find more friends.
Blogger Ino said...
and of course, would.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sumo Digital developed that Go!Messenger app. Atleast it wasn't their fault that it failed, just Sony & BT's.
Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
They should've said it was a Sumo production. Don't tell me Richard Jacques also arranged the menu beeps?
Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
I just got "Pringles" as my word verification. This evening is one of the top 10 best nights of my life.

Proof
Blogger Badben said...
Pringles. That is fucking glorious. It's just so... I can't... can't... even...

*sobs with joy*
Anonymous Hovis bread, mate. Hovis bread. said...
The joy of pringles tempered by the ignominy of having to use word verification on your own blog.

I cannot let you be happy. The universe depends on you being near despair at all times. You think the failure of the Dreamcast was a coincidence?
Blogger Branch-me-do said...
I had pringles too the other day as WV... I'd like to encourage more proper words as word verification. I propose 'spunkjello' and 'scruttocks'.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
My word verification recently was 'SPONG'. Felt like the WV was insulting me personally...

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