A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DAVID JAFFE IS NOT AWARE OF THE BLUE SKIES IN GAME... SEGA ENTERS BRAZILLIAN HOME-BUILDING BUSINESS DREAMCAST LAUNCH PROMOTIONAL POPCORN THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A SONIC-THEMED DISCOUNTE... PLAYSTATION3 IMPLICATED IN YET ANOTHER PIKEY SCAND... BREAKING: SEGA BAG SPOTTED AT MUSIC FESTIVAL LAST ... WAR ROOM UPDATE: PLAYSTATION3 IN "YEAR-ON-YEAR DEC... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Even if she offered to take a ride on my Yoga Spear.
Would?
Interesting blog post here... http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/02/26/who-me-oh-i-just-happened-to-be-in-the-neighborhood-so-i-thought-id-have-lunch-at-the-ivy/
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Put me off my stroke that did, still would though
Scroll back up. Click on that image and have a closer look at it.
Look at the 'face'. Just look at it.
Give it a few minutes to really let the detail sink in, if you can bear it.
Look closely at the eyes.
And the nose, and the horribly shiny cheeks.
The more you stare at her face, the more you see the skull and eyes with skin stretched taut across it, caked with as much makeup as possible to try and hide the scars and blemishes.
Look at her hands, and her horribly hairy arms.
How old is she anyway? Over 45 or so? Ok, fair enough.
If under 45 then she's got some serious problems.
Lets do our best to ignore the whole pose and general demeanour which screams "Vacuous", "Desperation", "Dysfunctional", "High Maintenance", "Attention Whore" and "Borderline mental case when you can't afford any more plastic surgery".
She is just simply horrific, plain and simple. In my books, the only thing worse is the fact you actually seem to share her delusion that's she's attractive.
As for not getting near a woman "even that good looking" in real life - I'd rather beat myself in the cock with a meat tenderiser than go anywhere near that monstrosity with the half melted plastic face.
Would, obviously (with a meat tenderiser).
Pale + Ginger + Freckled + Average Looking + Looks Slightly Aged = what I would normally type into xhamster. Well, maybe I would add + Glasses + Bukkake + Nun but you cant have it all. Unless maybe I paid her?
Would. Probably for seconds after gigerpunk has tenderised her aged meat and added some special sauce.