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Which is all the justification we need.




No idea who she is. Her name's Phoebe Price. Still don't know who she is, though. We're out of touch with Street Fighter, but surely graphics aren't this good yet?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
She's listed in the credits for the Pilot episode of the X-Files. Never been able to work out who she is in it though ... www.dlisted.com is in love with her.
Blogger Branch-me-do said...
Not the most flattering picture... still, FIRE DOWN BELOW!
Blogger AT said...
Wouldn't.

Even if she offered to take a ride on my Yoga Spear.
Anonymous Ryan said...
Strange, can't find her date of birth anywhere on the whole of the Internet. Must mean that she's old, or over 30 or something.

Would?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Freckles & old hands - wouldn't with Zorg's.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Pffth. Would!! What's wrong with you all? Better offers?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Would!!! well only the left side of her - the right hand side looks a little ghoulish! (well that could be fun still If I drop a tab or two!)
Blogger Spicy Mini said...
Freckly... maybe would... prob not tho...pasty, ginger and freckly

Interesting blog post here... http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/02/26/who-me-oh-i-just-happened-to-be-in-the-neighborhood-so-i-thought-id-have-lunch-at-the-ivy/
Blogger GigerPunk said...
Oh my Fucking Christ! What the hell is that?
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Anonymous Nebagram said...
Not entirely sure she's female. Wouldn't.
Blogger Ino said...
would, many times, without any doubt. I rule.
Anonymous Photoboy said...
Do vaginas come with freckles or are they more of an upper-body thing? Would, I suppose... mainly to satisfy my curiosity on the above matter.
Anonymous 2fat2wipe said...
Thought she was wearing dreamcast earings for a second there then realised they were just hoops within hoops.
Put me off my stroke that did, still would though
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The hi-res version put me off women. Thanks a lot, I'd only just got over the moose I pulled on Saturday.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yeah, it's all funny to mock a woman on the intertwebs and find fault with her fizzzzzicality but seriously - none of you guys with your "wouldn'ts" would ever actually get near a woman even that good looking in real life.
Anonymous GigerPunk said...
Jeez, you're actually serious aren't you, Anonymous?
Scroll back up. Click on that image and have a closer look at it.

Look at the 'face'. Just look at it.
Give it a few minutes to really let the detail sink in, if you can bear it.
Look closely at the eyes.
And the nose, and the horribly shiny cheeks.
The more you stare at her face, the more you see the skull and eyes with skin stretched taut across it, caked with as much makeup as possible to try and hide the scars and blemishes.

Look at her hands, and her horribly hairy arms.
How old is she anyway? Over 45 or so? Ok, fair enough.
If under 45 then she's got some serious problems.

Lets do our best to ignore the whole pose and general demeanour which screams "Vacuous", "Desperation", "Dysfunctional", "High Maintenance", "Attention Whore" and "Borderline mental case when you can't afford any more plastic surgery".

She is just simply horrific, plain and simple. In my books, the only thing worse is the fact you actually seem to share her delusion that's she's attractive.

As for not getting near a woman "even that good looking" in real life - I'd rather beat myself in the cock with a meat tenderiser than go anywhere near that monstrosity with the half melted plastic face.
Blogger GigerPunk said...
Only kidding! I can play at being schizophrenic like that bloke "Anonymous" too!
Would, obviously (with a meat tenderiser).
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Nice ring.

Pale + Ginger + Freckled + Average Looking + Looks Slightly Aged = what I would normally type into xhamster. Well, maybe I would add + Glasses + Bukkake + Nun but you cant have it all. Unless maybe I paid her?

Would. Probably for seconds after gigerpunk has tenderised her aged meat and added some special sauce.

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