Apart from that, it'll be banality as usual.
Cheerio, old pal. You were good, on certain versions of certain browsers, and when viewed at specific resolutions.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "HOMBRE SECUESTRA MUJER CON UNA LIGHT PHASER" A PHOTO OF AN EARLY-90s SONIC KEYRING TAKEN WITH A... TRANSSEXUAL LUCY LIU IS NOW OUT OF A JOB :( BREAKING: PLAYSTATION IMPLICATED IN "SKIN DISEASE"... IT SAYS "CAPCOM" AND "STREET FIGHTER" ON THE BACKG... DAVID JAFFE IS NOT AWARE OF THE BLUE SKIES IN GAME... SEGA ENTERS BRAZILLIAN HOME-BUILDING BUSINESS
THE HTML ERAS
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
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...oh actually it's not that bad. I liked being andry though. Infact I'm still angry. Always angry
Funny that just as UK:R drops the red and black theme, I use a similar color pallet for my newly created blog... Red and black reminds me of my model one Sega Genesis, and Sega Master System...
At least you lasted longer than the much loathed Gamegirl Advance, which seems to have stopped in November last year. Thankfully.
A victory of sorts Zorg?
*Just kidding. Don't. EVER.
the fact that the box on the right is about half the size of the one on the left suggests that external links and UK:R archives are almost as important as new news. you dont want to insinuate that, do you? onwards and upwards, UK:R!
WV: reend. how an illiterate child says 'read' based on phonetically memorizing it because they can't read it for themselves. also, to end again.
Also, there's an annoying out of place pixel to the right of the background, arrrgh!
i sae yoo putz a picz of da ps3 up in da backgrownd cos u no u luv it beta dan ur gay old fashernd retro shit ;)
nah not reely i say u putz a picz of ur own tiny peenie up cos we all no u have 1 LULZ!! :D
ok but seryusly i wan c picz ov wimmenz i gona go find sum LULZ! i am well normal, i dont evan like wimmin shooting there tit milk at my balls LULZ!! :(
lulz, this is gay ur gay i hate u fuck u
NIGGA RAPE NIGGA RAPE NIGGA RAPE
You need to MAN THE FUCK UP and get some Jet Set Radio in the background.
On the other hand, all them people did make banners and whatnot that where not used... Unless that is that this theme and banner was made by a reader... If that is the case that reader is probably scared out their mind to comment among this sea of hate...
Come isn't this suppose to be blue sky, like love peace and tranquility stuff?
I appreciate the change and all that, but this is just not right. The background doesn't say "Sega" it doesn't even say OutRun. Why not use the background from the first beach stage ffs? (The only stage 99% of people that have played OutRun can remember).
I'm trying to be helpful while combining it with the trademark UKR uncalled for aggression and bile.
Not happy. First my kidneys fail, mother dies, house burns down, get diagnosed with autism and now this.
aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh the light!!! it burns the eyes!!!! what have you done?! i can't take it anymore! you've obviously taken leave of your senses. what medication are you on?!
a new banner would've been fine. this is far too cheery. i want a dark damp hovel to view as i'm a grumpy old nostalgic and i need refuge from this cruel world! godammit. good to see it called uk resistance again although you should've went with one of the readers banners. probably the chicken one. a barking mad one in keeping with the site one anyway. the one you have now looks like it was designed by the sensible police from toytown ffs. bah humbug wibble
i also prefered the meat in the middle, none of this hanging to the left krap. the favicon B must stand for bollocked up to the max.
on the plus side the new change seems to have gained you an alleged girl reader. bet your just fapping off to the thought.
i'll still visit though your off the xmas list if i had one.
love from in a manly bear-hugging way only
anonymous but loyal sega loving grumpy old fart
Surely that's the main reason Zorg has committed this metrosexual travesty.
WV: lisperin - sounds like medication for a painful speech impediment.
What the frak is that background? I can no longer see it as my retinas have white out.
I want to do a poo at the old UK:R House.
Liggin: what I do every time I come on here in an attempt to fit in.
There are sites with far worse interfaces than this and I and many others tolerate them because I get joy from the content. Democracy is wasted on you bunch of whinging babies.
I like it... it's cheerful
When does Outrun come out on Xbox live?
Also, I thought 'submit rss idiots' was intended to be a command
/whinge
Very confusing, and to be honest I would have expected more from a "tech savvy" internet "blogger" such as yourself. I, for one, will not be renewing my subscription.
This new theme just looks to passive and sedate for THE premier SegaFan blog that is bitter, offensive and self-loathing.
Maybe I'm just bitching against chance, but surely Spiel Macht Frei was the proverbial untouchable sacred cow?
I think people need to chill out and/or get a fucking life.
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9601/deadhedgehogroadkill2.png
What's more GAY is all the crying from Zorg's cock chuggers.
It just doesn't fucking work. Too much of it is covered up by the awkwardly sized/spaced boxes. It could be anything. It's supposed to be Outrun? It could be any old shite off a C64 cover tape.
I liked some of the entries, they should be shown randomly. Just the ones I liked though. Couldn't give a little green shit what you think.
Here was my attempt at the logo competition.
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5893/ukrcopy.gif
Zorg always had his own agenda, and anyone who spent a few hours creating a cock waving Ulala has a right to feel cheated.
I would advise anyone in that situation to take the case to Citizens Advice to begin with. Don't let him get away with it!
Yep.
Plus the adverts...
BM removed.