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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Yes, I know I have missed the point of this update but honestly, I don't give a fucking shit about sales figures or the console "war". Dreamcast is dead, the war that mattered ended in defeat for us. I am now a cool old-timer cyborg with heroic bitter-sweet tales of losing Tomb Raider 2 but getting a technically interior version of RE1 some how making up for this... (still trying to work that one out this day).
That New House of the Dead looks good though. It's literally the only game that has made made me look up if Wii's are in stock in the UK now. They are and still cost £180, so I'll wait another 3 years (I waited 14 years to play an arcade perfect version of Daytona USA at home, I can wait for this). Made by a British company I think, why aren't you interviewing them about their success? Or maybe they turned you down.
Might make a change to interview a company that makes original good games, rather than just port good ones and make their own not very good ones. You could hype up Overkill and it wouldn't even be a blatant lie!
I might buy a copy of Killzone 2 for my Dreamcast. I can then have more fun moving files around on my VMUs than PS3 owners will be having with the game.
To be fair though, only total cunts go on GAF."
This.
That said - Vista, Zorg? Really? For shame. All the cool kids are either still using XP or Windows 7...
Fuck.
Looks like they're actually selling some. Then again UMD movies hung around for a short bit too, but Sony Corp succeeded with getting this 'stupid piece of shit' format into the high street. Zavvi and Woolies were the first to be destroyed by wasting money stocking Blu Ray and the format war is probably considered a massive success at Sony HQ because only 14 people bought a HD-DVD drive.
Bastards.
Still shame to waste the lube ... set calculator as wallpaper, trousers down.
Didn't want to let you down Photoboy. I don't believe the shit I just wrote don't worry now back to Sonic's Greatest Genesis Collection for me after I have a good toss to this news.
What with the Wii selling nearly 700k units, They'll reckon Nintendo must be losing a shit load of cash.
Oh hang on, they made their machine profitable from day one, and never had drop the price??
WTF? Can't they play the game - design a useless hunk of shit, charge £425 for it, lose money on every sale, give every dopey bastard at the launch a 46 inch telly, design a next gen title based on Clockwork Knight and put posters for it in every single bus stop in the UK, then continue to piss away cash making a $2 billion loss, whilst funding crap blogs which serve the PS3 community as some sort of group counselling whilst they live in the shadows of existence hanging on for the likes of Jak and Daxter - The Lost Frontier.
Nintendo, what is up with your business model? Can't you afford a few dead goats for your next launch party? Splash out, stop trying to make profits which you re-invest in your business. Send Shiggsy off to Soapland with some bling bling and Iwata can try Pimp my Corporation.
Sometimes you just have to be extremely sensible about things.
Needless to say, it didn't work.
Word verification: me come
It know me so well.
*snigger*
*titter*
*larrrff*
see what I did!!
It's marginally more entertaining than a dreamcast swirl update.
I have yet to receive a virus/trojan that has forced me to reinstall everything. I don't see why people bother using shitty memory whore software like Norton or Zone Alarm.
Also, this goes for everyone whos machines came with Vista, use msconfig to get rid of the shit that manufactures include with their machines and watch the bootup times speed up. OR - the method I recommend - get hold of a Vista disc and install that with the drivers yourself. That way it won't come with ANY of the shit that manufactures include.
I've never used any virus software. Bareback all the way. It's fine as long as you're not a fucking idiot who installs things adverts tell you to.
Oh and Sony failing is good. I suppose. It won't repair the damaged caused by never having played Tomb Raider 2 (even if it was shit). The Saturn emulator SSF is up to version 0.10 now by the way, looks like it runs perfectly if you have a computer fast enough. Dreamcast emulator NullDC works well too, but you can't use your original discs so it's all a bit of an unnecessary hassle.
i'll leave your things in a binbag outside the door zorg
For antivirus software, avast! is the shit. And for anti-spyware, both Windows Defender and Spybot are really good. You can also install and run SpywareBlaster as a passive measure against crap sites, it doesn't "run" so it doesn't cosume any resources other than a few megabytes on your HDD.
Big Chavvy Tits with Guitar Hero
No idea if that'll work though, never bothered to try getting a picture hosted before.
Second time lucky for the GH tits..
Awesome...
WV: Wipharki - errr.... there's definitely a joke in there somewhere.