A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. MASSIVE AND THRILLING DREAMCAST-LIKE LOGO UPDATE THINGS HAVE REACHED CRITICAL MASS! UPDATE: MARGINALLY NEW ANGLES AND POSES OF ALISON ... PRETEND LARA CROFT EXTENDS PRETENDING CONTRACT INT... "WE CHEER" CHEERLEADER PHOTOS FOR EDITORIAL USE ANTI-CHARITY UPDATE: HELP YOURSELF ONLY BY GETTING... SEGA OF AUSTRALIA DOING ITS BIT FOR CHARITY "QUICK, DAVE! GET THE CAMERA!" LAST-GEN ENEMIES ALSO DOING BADLY THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
1992 was a great year for videogame chart remixes, although Nintendo were considerably more successful. SADFACE.
Mario - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ0guPjWh7E
Tetris - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc0JNt25GBM
Cry for recognition
I lost my virginity to this song.
The word 'anthem' springs to mind.
I couldn't get the audio to work but found it on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz7dCPbYEtc
Does that mean they couldn't be arsed to finish Sonic the Hedgehog so they could give credit to Masato Nakamura for composing the Green Hill Zone theme?
Oh well, on the subject of awful Sonic-inspired music...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo4lu34F2lg
Sorry, everyone else who's sent this in over the years.
I can imagine him having a revelatory moment hearing this.
It changed my life. I kicked the crack and dedicated my life to a higher power after seeing it performed on TOTP.
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