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Such a shame. We had a REALLY big and comprehensive update featuring Dreamcast logo-like spirals planned for today. It will have to wait until tomorrow. Alison Carroll waits for NO MAN (unless she's made a prior booking to receive at her flat for £250 an hour).




This one's best. We usually like to save the best one for last, but thought we'd BUST convention and just go for it. You only live once. Fuck it. FUCK IT! Let's put the best picture up FIRST!




Not that any of them are what you'd call shabby.




Sent in by "Rory" who says he got them off a site called WENN.




We think you're supposed to pay for photos from WENN, which adds a thrilling element of theft to these already-quite-thrilling photos.




If WENN gets in touch and asks us to take them down we'll ignore the email. We're not losing these.




We still saved a pretty good one for last.
Blogger Neil said...
Gary, they should have let you do the Shiny interview over over on Tech Digest I reckon.

THAT would have been ACE. You could have taken your own camera and directed her to pose accordingly. You could have taken requests from us and everything!
Blogger Badben said...
I think in the last picture she's about to show us where she keeps her phone to avoid unsightly bulges in her outfits...
Blogger weatherbox said...
Everybody should know about this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz_AnjSDgZE

AND:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deZ3ZPenREY

I heard about him throught this website:

http://theinternetisterrible.com/
Blogger AT said...
What's with the screen smudges in the first photo? Or is that some form of lube residue?
Anonymous Carr said...
The standard combination of makeup and chocolate spread you get all over anything that has been in a woman's handbag.
Blogger Deejay said...
She has a crap arse.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I can't look at her anymore without thinking about the snowy patch around her growler - help!!
Anonymous Photoboy said...
While I quite appreciate the shot of her arse, the Sony phones are still acting as anti-Viagra.

Sony should get into the drug industry, their products could be used to cure priapism.
Anonymous 8ptagenda said...
Audition scars have cleared up nicely . . .
Anonymous Jesus Cripes! said...
Don't call him Gary. You wouldn't go to Robin's website and say "so tell me Dick..."? Would you? Oh, you would.

Out of all the fake Crofts, I like this one the best. Her mammary glands are v.good. Her face is a 100% legit nice looking face too. Not some "hmmm, yeah, perhaps, in real life I might... hmmm". But one you'd choose on a porn page and perhaps even go back to.

Is it wrong to reduce models that make their living from being sex objects, to sex objects?
Anonymous Andrew said...
It's odd that you spend 95% of the game staring at Lara's arse (which was very well done in the latest game) and yet so rarely get a picture of the Lara PR model's arse. This needs to be corrected. Some climbing wall pictures perhaps... something with a good spread.
Anonymous 2fat2wipe said...
She's doing Jo Guest's special, spine-curving, tits & arse in frame pose in the last shot. Not as well as Jo though, Jo would have got both tits in shot. What a trooper.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Keep up the good work Zorg.





I just fear how many spiral news updates we'll get in March.



Lol @ Weatherbox's links. How did that website get the picture of me relaxing in my horse outfit?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
For added authenticity can someone please throw a couple of bears, a killer lizard and a pack of hungry dogs into the carphone shithouse with her, and lets see what happens.
Blogger Deejay said...
In addition to having a crap arse, she's also got a repulsive belly button. It scares me.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What's wrong with that belly button? It's perfectly formed for turning into quality jizz pool.
Anonymous KROG said...
I can feel my blood curdling at the very sight of that mole.

canspot -- the precise term for those nasty little marks left after tearing and scraping the wanking tissues off the bottom of the garbage bin
Anonymous Anonymous said...
If a couple of bears, wolves etc were thrown in there to rough her up she'd no doubt come out on top.

A few zaps with the Xenon Flash will sort out her adversaries. Good old Sony.
Anonymous Jesus Himself said...
The criticism of her here says more about the retarded nature of the UKR readers than anything else.

I think a lot of you have repressed transsexuality issues and are jealous of her. You don't want to be with her, you want to BE her. And this makes you mad because with that wig you bought off the Internet you look more male than usual. Frighteningly, repulsively male.
Blogger Apples and Oranges said...
@Jesus Himself

Even after tht lovely comment she's still not going to give you the time of your day. Crap uh?
Anonymous Jesus Himself said...
@Apples and Oranges

Not getting the time of day from a woman who's job it is to pose in a sexual manner doesn't trouble me. Photos on the Internet are the perfect balance of beauty and practicality. I've achieved "results" looking at pictures and video of women who live thousands of miles away and then immediately gone back to what I was doing! For free! Amazing. This truly is Utopia.
Blogger Branch-me-do said...
I'd almost be convinced to shop in CPW again if she was there and I was allowed to shove my new phone up her arse (and drive it home with my cock, natch) and then get her to squeeze it back out.

But otherwise, forget it.
Blogger Sir Max said...
Может, я чего не понял, но по-моему, фигня..

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