This one's best. We usually like to save the best one for last, but thought we'd BUST convention and just go for it. You only live once. Fuck it. FUCK IT! Let's put the best picture up FIRST!
Not that any of them are what you'd call shabby.
Sent in by "Rory" who says he got them off a site called WENN.
We think you're supposed to pay for photos from WENN, which adds a thrilling element of theft to these already-quite-thrilling photos.
If WENN gets in touch and asks us to take them down we'll ignore the email. We're not losing these.
We still saved a pretty good one for last.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PRETEND LARA CROFT EXTENDS PRETENDING CONTRACT INT... "WE CHEER" CHEERLEADER PHOTOS FOR EDITORIAL USE ANTI-CHARITY UPDATE: HELP YOURSELF ONLY BY GETTING... SEGA OF AUSTRALIA DOING ITS BIT FOR CHARITY "QUICK, DAVE! GET THE CAMERA!" LAST-GEN ENEMIES ALSO DOING BADLY BREAKING: UNSUBSTANTIATED REPORT OF DREAMCAST BEIN...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
THAT would have been ACE. You could have taken your own camera and directed her to pose accordingly. You could have taken requests from us and everything!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz_AnjSDgZE
AND:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deZ3ZPenREY
I heard about him throught this website:
http://theinternetisterrible.com/
Sony should get into the drug industry, their products could be used to cure priapism.
Out of all the fake Crofts, I like this one the best. Her mammary glands are v.good. Her face is a 100% legit nice looking face too. Not some "hmmm, yeah, perhaps, in real life I might... hmmm". But one you'd choose on a porn page and perhaps even go back to.
Is it wrong to reduce models that make their living from being sex objects, to sex objects?
I just fear how many spiral news updates we'll get in March.
Lol @ Weatherbox's links. How did that website get the picture of me relaxing in my horse outfit?
canspot -- the precise term for those nasty little marks left after tearing and scraping the wanking tissues off the bottom of the garbage bin
A few zaps with the Xenon Flash will sort out her adversaries. Good old Sony.
I think a lot of you have repressed transsexuality issues and are jealous of her. You don't want to be with her, you want to BE her. And this makes you mad because with that wig you bought off the Internet you look more male than usual. Frighteningly, repulsively male.
Even after tht lovely comment she's still not going to give you the time of your day. Crap uh?
Not getting the time of day from a woman who's job it is to pose in a sexual manner doesn't trouble me. Photos on the Internet are the perfect balance of beauty and practicality. I've achieved "results" looking at pictures and video of women who live thousands of miles away and then immediately gone back to what I was doing! For free! Amazing. This truly is Utopia.
But otherwise, forget it.