Why has she got her posters stuck up like she's trying to cover wall space in Gamestation?

I wonder if I'll get any hits if I Google "Halo Club Nights at The Cross"

I love the 'point of sale' style she's gone for.

would

She's clearly about to pour boiling water all over the worksurface, and then to compound that schoolboy error she appears to be ironing that skimpy vest top directly ON THE PATTERN which may explain why her iron's so dirty.

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"Halo at the cross"? It must be true, there's a poster above her bed! If indeed it's her bed; it looks more like one of those display booths at HomeBase.

Unsure about the homebase booth theory -In the first picture there appear to be reflections of a ceiling lightshade and possibly stuff on an opposite wall? Still not proof it's actually a room rather thna set of some kind but it's something anyway.

Good point on the homeworking skills though.
Nice tits are one thing, but basic things like being able to make a cup of tea and iron a shirt are what elevates someone from 'locked in basement' to 'being allowed to roam the house'.

I think they got the wrong Amanda Johnstone.. I just google image'd her.. http://www.glad.org/uploads/images/staff/amanda-johnston.jpg

Looks more like ya typical Halo player.

I bet she goes like a warthog. I'd make it my mission to destroy her halo ring, with my chopper, while grunting like a brute. She'd be screaming like a banshee at this point, and eventually she would succumb to my flood.

Ptcha! She is clearly more at home in the kitchen than the bedroom. Probably just keeping the controller warm for her boyfriend, whos geeky studio it is.

Although I hopefully imagine her boyfriend is called Kevin, and weighs 8 stone, and would stay unconcious long enough for me to plow his mrs' arse with my fat cock.

Id give her some "Bleeding Love"....

Wouldn't. Simply because in the first photo her feet look like they should belong to Shaquille O'Neal. And I draw the line at birds that have bigger feet than mine. She'd only end up occasionally wearing my shoes and stretching them out and shit.

What a lot of fabricated, pointless bullshit. Marketing cuts.

OMFG!!!! I've just seen those feet.. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY? They're just wrong!! I bet she shaves them. She looks the hairy sort.

WV - mendu ... Yes, I'm sure some do. I've never shaved my feet

Did anyone else see this http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/174936796/p1/?144 ?!!

This article needs no text.

It's like when the Sun has a page 3 girl comment on a major socio-economic event. WTF?

Pictures = great!
Text = blahblahblahblahblah*


*Only exception is if Amanda is talking about the Sega Saturn's superior rendering of 2D environments compared to the PS1.

I can't understand why that first photo has be 'shopped to make her legs looks longer (and incidentally made her feet look way too looooooooong). Do Halo lovers have a pre-disposition towards girls with extraordinarily long legs?

I have an alarm clock and a torch on my bedside table.

I realise what a fool I've been. I'll be off to Curry's tomorrow for a Samsung 28" bedside telly.

"his 'Halo club' nights at The Cross (Kings Cross, London) which all began as part of his passion for the game"

King's Cross? He's a passion for something alright and it ain't playing bloody Halo! Only one male occupation springs to mind when the words "organising" and "King's Cross" come together!

Amanda, Halo devotee and Foot Sex performer of the year. Imagine the tricks she can do with them toes.

I think this site will become awash with podophiles after seeing that first image.

Why does this type of thing make me want to kill people rather than buy Halo? Surely that's the opposite of the desired effect. And if you were dumb enough to be influenced by this type of fucking shit, wouldn't you already have Halo?

Who are the people that were holding out until this pile of intelligence stomping faeces came along? They need to be executed for the good of the human race.*

Imagine meeting her in a club (I believe that is where one would mee this type of person), going back to hers and seeing that bedroom. I would honestly be put off. I would still go through with it, just staggered for a few seconds.



*Am aware that was Nazi policy and it was a joke.

would give red ring of death

First pic... Look at the size of her feet! They're massive!

This could explain her need to play halo lots as going outside the comfort of her home with feet like that is likely to attract staring and verbal abuse.

She hasn't got big feet, they're just used a fish-eyed lens to fit in as much Halo Wars crap as they can and hide the massive dildo she keeps under the bed for those lonely nights. The more important question is why two pink towels appear under the television in one shot but not the other. Were they used to wipe away the sweat from the desperate lonely sex she had with the photographer. Being a Halo nerd they would have been the first person she's had contact with in months and so she most likely threw herself at him (possibly her?), then made them a cup of tea afterward. It's probably a her, because she irons another tight top for someone to put on before they do it again. And again, and again.

Although I am a massive Halo fan I am also aware of the shameful lows marketing people will go to to shift mediocre franchise draining video games to nerdy singles. That said I now love that girl and I do very much want to marry her.

Oh and its obvious she doesn't know what she's doing cos she's just fired up the first level of Halo3 campaign and her AR only has 1 round left in it. Reload woman! Always reload!!!

I still love her though, but we will have to have a "talk" about this. By "talk" I probably mean "shag", and by "shag" I mean wank on my own looking at her picture. Woo Halo!

It's not a fish-eye lens, just a regular wide angle, probably Sigma 10-20mm. I can't be arsed to check the exif data for it.

I like how the photos show her cooking and doing laundry, truly the perfect woman.

I knew that but I couldn't be arsed writing it. No one gives a shit about photography on this site anyway.

I'd like to blast out some "karaoke hits" on her lips.

Jackie Cooper and Robert Phillips would be turning in their grave if they were dead - I hope they're squirming in their chairs at the very least.

That is the laziest, most cringeworthy God-awful PR story I've seen in a very long time.

Is it just me or do her feet and hands look very man like?

Typical girl gamer. In the first picture her gun is foolishly only armed with one round and she's about to exact a feminist revenge upon that man's knackers. This is the battle between aliens and generic US Marine paradigms, love, not the battle of the sexes.

There's only one 'gun' this bag of meat should be playing with, and incidentally, that only produces one shot too, right between the eyes.

Only a delusional, sexless Xbox fanboy would ever believe that a girl's bedroom looked like that. It's just impossible that a woman could cultivate a bedroom like that, and a fucking good thing too! Gamer's den's are the starting block of the sexual odyssey; sweaty, jizzy, revolting, but women's bedroom's are sacrosanct, idyllic avalon's, to which every earthly man aspires. Getting to a girl's bedroom that looked like this would be like de-evolution.

Whats the point in having a chick advertise halo, when we all know it's only gay men that are into it. Gay men, who, can't operate a real, red-blooded man's shooter, with a keyboard and a mouse...

Error 1.

Error 2 - You can't get a 28" samsung telly from currys. You can get a 26 or a 32 but there's nothing in between, the government won't allow it.

Error 3 - I over reached myself at error 3, but i will say that all of this is just one big error. The kind of error that makes me wanna vomit faeces.

i would love to play with her halo

im going to post this on themousepad (a foot fetish website), they will love that first pic

this is so much bullcrap. there's no comfortable way to even look at that tv from the bed.

i wouldn't be surprised if someone payed her to take those pictures

I'd love to wrap those gigantic feet around Master Chief, my penis.

oh my god you cunts! how dumb are you? Her legs arent long and the pic is not shopped... the pic is just taken using a wide lens

this girl fine as hell need to get her gamertag and spit some game cause if she looking for a guy that look like t.i. i'm that dude....

@smeghammer, i have to admit, i do miss the keyboard and mouse interface since giving up on pc gaming. such wonderful precision! the joypad beats the shit out of the keyboard/mouse interface for 180 turning though, that's invariably shit with the mouse/keyboard. as for halo, it's fucking insipid SHIT and that's all there is to it.

she has nice t1ts.

Wouldn't. She's not a real Halo fan. She's an ex-stripper (for as long as Microsoft keeps her in coke and cat food) pretending to like something she has never heard of. Strippers all have two things in common.
1)They are contagious.
2) They are so tired and uninterested in sex they are worse in bed than fat chicks who need it.

My wife may not have a room full of Halo posters, but she will at least play Sonic 2 once in awhile and won't stab me to get money for her next fix.

BIG FOOT HAS BEEN REVEALED!!!! A HALO LOVER AS WELL LONG LIVE BIG FOOT!!

I believe Amanda is really a robot. It's what Microsoft have been ploughing the profits from the Zune and Viva Pinata into. They want to stop blokes from leaving the house all day so they'll sit at home eating, drinking and playing the 360.

We truly are entering a Stepford / Westworld future. But the evidence is clear guys.

1. Tea making (with a smile)
2. Ironing. The programmers just need to correct the 'iron the pattern' bug
3. The Feet. So huge, it was the only place to hide 3 car batteries.
4. The love of Karaoke ... the young women I meet only seem to love WKD.

I call robot on this one.

(eg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1SADcP5g1o )

arm yourselves boys. It could get nasty.

DUDE! I'd kill for a 1080p wallpaper of this!!

@anonymous

Fair enough but i cud do a 900 on my mouse before u even came close to doing a 180 on your pad.

My special move is a 360 headshot, whilst flying thru the air at 700 units per second. With a railgun, crossbow or whatever other substitute for that kind of thing u can find. Add smeghammer on steam, give me a shout, and i will show you things that they wouldn't allow you to see in console land.

my word veri : apair...

make what u want of that.

had good laugh here

she looks nice, she can play halo with her back to the TV, thats a trick I see for the first time.

btw, whats HALO?

Anonymous said:
btw, whats HALO?
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Halo: (Noun) a videogame played primarily by 12 year old racists who believe themselves to be "hardcore." In this "hardcore" game, if you die you respawn three inches from where you died, and if you duck for a couple seconds all you health comes back. Antonym: Space Harrier

It's grown men like smeghammer that worry me the most. They should have to sign a register.

So many bloody idiots commenting on pic #1.

If she's such a huge Halo fan, why are there only Halo Wars merch? I'd expect to see stuff from CE, Halo 2 and hell, Halo 3.

Seems that it was just all a prop to get more guys hoping they'll come across her randomly on Xbox Live.

I'd come across her randomly on Xbox Live

Well dudes, if she's a halo fan, it's her choice.
she's hella hot though.

personally
i don't mind big feet. :)
(i strangly think it's hot =/)

also.

if i DID come across her, i wouldn't care. =P

it's only the geeky dudes that would actually give a shít =P

You dudes need to stop fucking complaining,
because lets face it.

THERE IS A HOT GIRL BOUND TO BE PLAYING HALO 3
O_O

i used to know loads of "girly girls" That play that and COD 4 (Now 5)

seriously!

Girls do like those games.
only statistics say most don't.

peace dudes.

She has the longest feet ever

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