A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. MORE PSP "LIFESTYLE" SHOTS FROM THE GERMANS UK PS3 SALES UPDATE: SINGSTAR DEMAND STILL SOARING... GAME OF 2007: PROJECT GOTHAM RACING 4 MORE OF THOSE GERMAN PSP LIFESTYLE PHOTOS VERY IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS POSSIBLY ILLEGAL SCHOOLGIRL DREAMCAST BAG ACTION GAMES WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO IN 2008 THE UNPOPULARITY OF WILLIAM TUMMYWICK SONY 'CELEBRATING' UNCHARTED GOING INTO THE CHARTS... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00009 THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Picture 3: Argh it's that tranny again.
You got me, I admit it.
You could be this COOL too if you just bought the PSP shit they're pushing. SHIT!
You're all regretting it now!
Would though
Maybe he got the work because he's the star attraction at the very exclusive gay animal sex cabaret where all Sony exec gather after (or before) work.
Seriously, WHO THE FUCK WEARS CLOTHES LIKE THAT OUTSIDE?
Dear god s/he gives me the creeps.
ugpurdf: what I blurted out when I saw the first picture of him/her
Shame about the, er, tartan boxer shorts. And everything else upwards.
Give the photographer credit, at least he tried to take a photo of just her legs downwards in one of the pictures.
Plus, I wholeheartedly approve of bright yellow shoes! If you just photoshop everything out from her thighs upwards, she could be a potential Sega mascot! Sadly, her upper half landed her a Sony job. Poor thing.
You guys live in Europe. It isn't like you have so many attractive girls you can afford to mistakenly write some ugly ones off. I mean, geez, your women have all already all got bad teeth and suck in bed, don't put any more points against them or Europe will soon have a huge under population problem.
@ Colin: Our women do indeed suck in bed. But only if we ask them nicely. Now how aboot you go back to chopping down trees, you maple-syrup-drinking, lite-beer-chugging, moose-shagging, Mountie-worshipping, half-French wannabe-American, eh?
Yay! I can do stereotypes too!
BTW Colin, the above is all in jest, obv. I'm not that much of a prick.
tirjeo: a tired Mexican
Now how aboot you go back to chopping down trees, you maple-syrup-drinking, lite-beer-chugging, moose-shagging, Mountie-worshipping, half-French wannabe-American, eh?
Actually I'm a Newfoundlander, so I'm only kind of a Canadian. We only really stopped being a colony in 1949, and we still play God Save the Queen at a lot of important functions. Also, we like tea a lot. Thus, I don't quite know what you're talking aboot. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some curling to do right after I finish frying up this bacon.
Man your bitches are ugly here...
There are still some hot ones, but the hot to ugly ratio here is a lot worse than it is in teh US/Canada...