Brace yourselves. We've got FIVE photos of these to get through. You might want to go and make yourself an EXTREMELY STRONG cup of instant coffee.
Leo tells a story with these pictures.
The story is... "I SAW THEM AND GRADUALLY GOT NEARER TO THEM."
The end of the story is that he got very close to them, but didn't bother buying them.
But he did get very near them. Getting near them is fine. It's like getting near enough to a woman to smell their moisturiser. The memory can sustain you for months.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PLAYSTATION3 IMPLICATED IN YET ANOTHER PIKEY SCAND... BREAKING: SEGA BAG SPOTTED AT MUSIC FESTIVAL LAST ... WAR ROOM UPDATE: PLAYSTATION3 IN "YEAR-ON-YEAR DEC... COPYRIGHT-INFRINGING AUDIO UPDATE - HEDGEHOGS WITH... MASSIVE AND THRILLING DREAMCAST-LIKE LOGO UPDATE THINGS HAVE REACHED CRITICAL MASS! UPDATE: MARGINALLY NEW ANGLES AND POSES OF ALISON ... PRETEND LARA CROFT EXTENDS PRETENDING CONTRACT INT... "WE CHEER" CHEERLEADER PHOTOS FOR EDITORIAL USE ANTI-CHARITY UPDATE: HELP YOURSELF ONLY BY GETTING...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Maybe in a parallel universe somewhere. I wonder if all the readers are as miserable as I am?
I hope so.
I miss the ha'penny. £2.905.
If only there were a finite number of 3D Sonic blowouts to come from Sonic Team...
And by girls I don't mean Zorg in his Cream outfit.
However they forgot to actually make any.
$2,900 Colombia Pesos = $1.13 United States Dollars
I'm going to go and have a blowout to celebrate.
Obviously C.A. Reed can't keep up with the rate Sega are releasing them so they're forced to discount their outdated stock in $1 shops.
They are great for flinging Wotsits, Cheetos or similar at unruly blowout guests.