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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A SONIC-THEMED DISCOUNTE... PLAYSTATION3 IMPLICATED IN YET ANOTHER PIKEY SCAND... BREAKING: SEGA BAG SPOTTED AT MUSIC FESTIVAL LAST ... WAR ROOM UPDATE: PLAYSTATION3 IN "YEAR-ON-YEAR DEC... COPYRIGHT-INFRINGING AUDIO UPDATE - HEDGEHOGS WITH... MASSIVE AND THRILLING DREAMCAST-LIKE LOGO UPDATE THINGS HAVE REACHED CRITICAL MASS! UPDATE: MARGINALLY NEW ANGLES AND POSES OF ALISON ... PRETEND LARA CROFT EXTENDS PRETENDING CONTRACT INT... "WE CHEER" CHEERLEADER PHOTOS FOR EDITORIAL USE THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
The photo is tantalisingly labelled 'dreamcast-launch-popcorn-1a.jpg'. Can we look forward to a slightly closer 1b?
How are your 'foreign' readers supposed to know that that is "today's paper". What kind of name is "theguardian"? Sounds like a Jehovah's Witness pamphlet.
Decided to buy a dreamcast because of that day, with the joys of MSR and power stone 2 I never looked back.
And there was I thinking I was being subversive. >:(
Also, try the popcorn, it might be great tasting and/or give you some sort of chemical buzz, sounds like a friday night post-pub snack to me!
According to this low resolution image, our commander, Commander Zorg has married a woman.
http://tinyurl.com/cyfmqx
There's no chance it is another Gary Cutlack.
P.s. Dreamcast popcorn is the rejuvenative essence of the gods. Even more so if a decade out of date.
Ahh, Happy Days. We didn't even have viagra then to keep us solid whilst the midget pr0n downloaded at a snails pace.
All about Sony'a latest 'time vampire'
http://pics.livedoor.com/u/tokyozukananno/4274084
At 4.30am no doubt Zorg is still pouring over media guardian fapping away to Matt Wells.
Thanks for sharing this great discovery. This sort of image is worthy of UK:R update. We'll end up with more swirls on carpets news tomorrow.
Also, I trust the new missus is used to you weeping after you make the mess on her tummy.