Spotted by a man called "Yankee." He's the one that reads The Sun, not us. We sit outside Starbucks reading the media section of the Guardian, trying to convince the waitress we're intellectual.
UPDATE:
Enjoy it while it lasts.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7766551.stm
The little shit looks shocked because he's just heard about the queue of filthy pikey fuckers who have also nailed the little slut round the back of the bike shed, and are claiming the baby is theirs.
http://weareplaystation.com/fr-be/Gallery/Picture-Detail/?pid=1354
(just in case
img5.imageshack.us/img5/3320/takethatnintyka4.jpg)
I hope he's not the real father, and that MS will give him a 360 to cheer him a bit.
The baby too...
Still, probably would. She seems to be up for it...
http://weareplaystation.com/en-gb/Picture-Gallery/Picture-Detail/?pid=1350
Is the proper one. Also, only posers and gays read the guardian nowadays, especially the culture section.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/01/18/baby-p-killer-gets-playstation-in-jail-115875-21049595/
Remarkably similar to his Karen Matthews story a few weeks earlier.
http://tinyurl.com/bgp8ny
BUZZ! - Jeremy Kyle Edition.
Put your can of wife beater down for a minute and get your pikey entertainment in glorious hi def. Press red to scream SLAGGG at our Jezza.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/02/16/alfie-patten-the-13-year-old-dad-to-take-dna-test-over-devasting-claims-he-s-not-father-of-week-old-maisie-115875-21127004/
Ahaha
Oi sonny, how about putting that piece of cack down and doing some extra school work so you can get a half decent job selling tellies down Comet? You can then see that promise through that you made in the media last week about "being a great dad". A great dad is one who gives a feck about his family and gets off his arse to make sure his family has the best he can provide.
You know we'll be back here in 2020, 'cos the fecking muppet will then have had another 9 kids and expect us to pay the little feckers, Sony, lowest of the low, will be in tow ( "Ten Years in Gaming with Mr Useless Teenage Feck-Up!" )
(Daily mail rant mode off now!)
You spelled fuck wrong.
Regards,
Anonymous
I'm suprised no-one else seem to have noticed.
That slag - Wouldn't
And I bet she hasn't been on Mastermind with an extensive knowledge of pirates either.
Is that from Little Britain 1, 2 or 3? I can't tell.
I said we'd have a shag
but don't you spunk inside my twat."
I am 100% sure the little sod, having been 'educated' in 'street' by Saints Row 2, is responsible for the extra-huge tag that appeared on my garage door yesterday.
I had a garage but the GREAT GLOBAL DEPRESSION OF 2009* forced me to 'downsize' :(
*lets be having no more of this 'Credit Crunch' shit. Time to move onwards and upwards!
WV: emenfau - fake ementhal cheese.
i have to agree with bloomi, that thing looks like she's been injected with son experimental growth accelerator hormones. Thus she looks like te mother of both the boy and the baby.
WV: ankho.- some japanese highschool cheerleader