A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PHOTOGRAPH OF READER IN SEGAWORLD T-SHIRT AND IMPL... SEGA EUROPE ACHIEVES SELL-THROUGH OF 500,000 DREAM... GIRLS ALOUD IN NON-DRUNKEN, FULLY-CLOTHED, CHILD-F... PS3 LIE WATCH - THERE ARE NOT 14 MILLION ACTIVE ON... SOMEBODY'S RIPPING OFF SOMEBODY, HERE ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00046 A SONG ABOUT "BLUE SKIES IN GAMES" DREAMCAST LOGO! PAJAMAS! ACTUAL DREAMCAST! READER'... WORLD'S MOST BIZARRE TEAM-UP - SONY'S PSP AND THE ... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Then again chocolate is the poor man's heroin and I'd take it regardless.
I think it's pretty obvious to everyone that this Sonic is taking presents and not delivering them. I bet if you were to open his sack you'd find lots of xbox 360s and wee wees.
and do you think maybe cream is in the sack?
Maybe lay off LBP now, although the blind SEGA love on here will never allow that, stick it next to the new Golden Axe in the bargain bin...