TRY TO MAKE THIS SOUND POSITIVE, FUCKWITS:
DS: 57,847
Wii: 26,314
PSP: 25,671
360: 11,291
PS2: 9,848
PS3: 8,275
Labels: WAR ON PS3
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA IS NOT REALLY MAKING A RETURN TO THE HARDWARE... PS3 KICKED IN THE BALLS/TEETH/STOMACH/KIDNEYS IN J... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00040 PS3 LIE WATCH: JACK TRETTON BROADENS LIE PORTFOLIO... 16 PHOTOS OF THE GATWICK AIRPORT ARCADE PS3 LIE WATCH: AN UPDATE REGARDING UK SALES FIGURE... SIZZLING CLIFFY B DESKTOP WALLPAPERS SONIC AND TAILS ADVERTISING "GO PHONE" AND ALL THE... MEN GOING UPSIDE DOWN IN THE VICINITY OF QUAD BIKE... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
How about Nintendo? They have many forces, but they are mostly under 10 and over 75.
Yes it really does...
Pleaase fuck off and die. Really.
Anyone who's been reading this here site for the last ten years will know how long this has been coming.
Now bugger off to ThreeSpeech.
You filthy sluttish tease.
UK:R was around many years before the Europe at War theme. All wars come to and end (unless it's based on saying God gave you the land or some nonsense like that).