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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Anyway, sorry to see your heart has been so cruelly broken, Zorg. Perhaps some day you'll find a topless game review show staffed by honeys to mend the wound.
She was such an innocent girl.
And with two yummy men too.
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http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8808/ohdearlc3.jpg
I give me 1/10
Can we make babies? Halo babies?
Still in keeping with your request i thought i'd post an image of Gary instead:
http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garrybe1.jpg
Are you man enough to face it yourself?
Let's see...
Still in keeping with your request i thought i'd post an image of Gary instead:
http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garrybe1.jpg
Are you man enough to face it yourself?
Let's see...
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I <3 this website, it's sooooo cute!!
But why did they complain anyway?
What I'm really confused about is what VersuS actually is? What are they trying to do and why do they think anyone really cares?
If two blokes set up a site like this they would be laughed off the internet.
The only reasons anyone gives them any time is because they want to have sex with them. Anyone with any kind of self respect will just ignore their rubbish, just like they ignored the Frag Dolls beforehand.
Lastly, girls, just so you know, you're making fools of yourselves on the internet. People are going to your site and laughing at you. Genuinely laughing. Not just laughing to try and be mean, you are the next joke of the videogames industry. People are sitting in their offices, showing their work mates and all laughing at your videos. Then some people are emailing the link to their friends so they too can laugh.
Honestly, what are you trying to achieve? Why do you think you're important enough to carry this sort of thing off? You're not famous, you're not celebs and no glory will come of this.
You're just becoming comedy internet hate figures who don't even have the dignity of a financial reward for your troubles.
Stop!
I'm going to write a poem about him..oh..oh!! and I'm going to write his name on my pencil case, that's like having a boyfriend!!
People trying to do thier own thing is wrong.
All women, all people other than Garry "give me a soap box" Cutlack should lock themselves at home and never try and achieve anything whatsoever with their lives.
Running you own website, offering a free advert free community, sharing your opinions about things and getting over 200 forum members in the first week of running - is the sort of thing that terrorists do, and should be stood up to by any red blooded, community loving man.
All women should wear black smocks, speak only when spoken too - and all humour and opinion should be posted on Gary's site - proclaiming things that he would never say to a persons face because he is a spineless media whore, who is still desperate for attention even though he works for a major games magazine.
Not ot mention:http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garrybe1.jpg
I will lick your boots clean.
I'll do anything for you girls. You name it, I'll do it.
I dream of you both, with a giant strap-on arse fucking me.
Oh please, OH GOD PLEASE!! Let me be your loyal slave.
Not very...
http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garycutlackjn1.jpg
http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garycutlackjn1.jpg
yes sarcasm, the lowest form of wit
Plain and simple, theses girls are bland at what they do (which is reviewing games, I think).
Haha, I love it!! Bless you x
They could have a special Recipie of the week episode once a week.
Reasons this show is still being watched:
- Girls have vaginas.
- Girls have boobs.
The end.
there is NO response on earth that can counter THAT. NONE WHATSOEVER.
it's even worse than 'i know you are but what am i?', and we've almost all been caught in that loop at some point in our lives.
and halo babies! omg they've got you eating out of their hands!
FIGHT THE POWER!*
* i'd like to point out i have no problem with VS whatsoever. anyone who cusses UKR back is a friend
and Versus girls: more low cut tops please.
"I dream of you both, with a giant strap-on arse fucking me."
A giant strap-on arse? :O
As for the Zorg 'porn'- you're all a bunch of racist dirge swallowers. Zorg came to Earth on a mission of MERCY, to SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS from its own all-engulfing shit-stream. So what if I went round to his house and we had gay sex with our penises and anal crevices? So what if you took a photo? Zorg's penis transcends your retro-prejudice. It is beyond the frankly linear polar sexualisation of heterosexuality proliferated by all y'all motherfuckers who don't think visitors from other places are allowed to share their culture with us on our fine, English soil.
Today, I am going to masturbate extra hard over my collection of Zorg pics and try to get every drop of semen to land on my laptop and make all the keys stick together so that next time I have to come down here and bust some flange, my rage and and the combined power of my omnipotent sex engines will shine through the text in the form of bad spelling.
There are plently of girl run sites out thier Zorg, I suppose you can't touch the fragdolls as that would probably screw you over professionaly when Ubisoft complain. Still, I'm bored with this. Make me laugh clown boy.
WOW, you must be so tough and hard, i certainly won't mess with you.
but could you answer me this? if you want to read a game review why go to their site in the first place? .....why not read one of the other thousand reviews you say are available all over the internet? if the review is THAT important to you then why not read it from a site DEDICATED to reviewing games.......??
it seems that you are trying to humiliate these girls for their reviews and their attitude, but in reality their website doesn't even pretend to be a serious attempt at either of those things.
you are a complete fool, and you sound like a bitter spotty 13 year old kid.
grow up and get a life.
<3 <3 <3
xxcxxxxxxxxx
As for that lad saying them spotty wenches responding to everything with "fine". You're right, there is no comeback, there's no need for a comeback when someone is doing a fine job of making themselves look like a mong.
http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance
You know what to do......
http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance
You know what to do......
And as for garycutlacketc, do we now know who the mastermind behind us resistance is?
anyway zorg, do not worry, having someone who hates you is proof that you have made it.
... it's so hard life being universally loved :( ....
Either way I'm right.
Cock.
Well yeah, girls do girly things. They're funny like that. That's why we like them.
FFS TFAD, that post of yours was unbelievably nasty.
Can't a couple of girls just show off and have a laugh without cunts like you sticking your pompous oar in.
It also shows that you have nothing sensible to say in your defense.
The fact is, girls, you brought this on yourself by CCing Cutlack's boss into your stroppy email.
Silly girls.
But SOOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEE... ;-)
Now, for the people posting on here being protective over the VS girls, unless you're sleeping with them, i really would stop your pathetic attempts at playing the 'masculine hero' on a message board. I know it's a pisser that videos on 'The Hun' are only 30 seconds long but fella's, that IS the closest thing to intercourse your gonna get. The VS girls are pretty HOT (see previous uk:resistance posts) and are defintely not gonna fuck you. When other people read posts the girls and the 'Masculine Hero's' (or CUNTS for short) write, we do one of those horrible 'cringing' faces, sucking air through are teeth, because it's difficult to read some of the sad, weak-will, school boy "please VS girls, send me an email after i protect you!" cretinous ramblings you create.
Don't you realise that trying to retain your Manly-ness by protecting 'rubbish' girls on a SEGA fansite instantly makes your original intention moot!
It's Alainis Morrisette-esque Irony ... It's a rich Lily Allen singing about working class culture, and her CUNTING Dad doing a programme about Chavs ... Cunts. (although they are both Fulham supporters COME ON YOU WHITES!)
Anyway, in conclusion the VS girls are bollocks. And it sounds as if they live in Exeter. Which is also shit. And if you go and visit the original UK Resistance post about VS girls, you'll find that it was written in a funny satirical way, that was flattering the girls and should've been taken with a pinch of salt.
Girls - it sounds as if you've brought this animosity upon yourselves.
13yr old brats, crying and moaning, trying to have a period.
Good Day.
No!
That's the beauty of the internet.
yes..... i'm SURE they want to have sex with me now - even though i'm a girl!! you moron....
trust me - no-one will ever want to have sex with you.....
Small Cock.
You all lose.
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now fuck off.
just let them have their fun, this has gone about as far as it can now without us all just calling eachother names like kids in a playground. ( sigh )
"No!
That's the beauty of the internet."
lol, Fair enough.
Your no sherlock holmes, your quincy at best.
there's arsing around and then there's being a twat.
http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance
These silly little boys need a VersuS TV lesson! :)
The one that looks like someone's mum or kind of older sister who you used to think was fit before you started to meet girls that weren't related to you, or your friends siblings or parents- Wouldn't
there's arsing around and then there's being a twat."
I think it's perfectly acceptable seeing as the childish tone was't set by them but by this site itself.
also...
why are people posting pretending to be the VersuS girls?
It's clearly not them as thier names don't link to thier blogs.
I think it's best if everybody drops it, moves on and does something a little more useful with thier time.
The internet is a big place i think there is space for more than one website. If you are going to have a go at every website on the internet you don't like, you are going to have a very dull and busy life.
I like the VersuS site and will stand by them, I also think UK:R has it's moments of comedy too (though i don't think it's a matter of "getting it" it's just ambigous in it's point so that people can make up thier own explanations and feel like they "got it" and are part of a gang)
Good luck to UK:R and VersuS.
Everyone else, if you don't it don't go there, if you do then do. Seems both sites are popular so i think that makes it clear enough.
Can we get over it now?
The thing I love most of the "misogyny" of UK:R is that it's truly a satire of male weaknessess. It's poetry at its best. Little, hopeless men ruin their lives getting frustrated by women and by the lack of blue skies. Boys hug girls to feel the same smell of their mothers. Boys wank solitarily. What a exquisite, nihilistic punk attitude.
That said, it's a difficult kind of poetry, thought for a selected audience. If you're not a loyal follower of UK:R, it's hard to get it. And if you dive into this thread without knowing what UK:R's vision of the world is all about, and without documenting yourself about it, well, you're wasting your time. Zorg wins without battling, thanks to you. Even more when his delightful childish soul gets bitter.
The OXM Italy staff is with you, Zorg. Be fearless. See you in Dundee, hopefully.
Hey! Girls play games therefore they
masturbate solitarily too
yes..... i'm SURE they want to have sex with me now - even though i'm a girl!! you moron...."
They might be lezzers, I can't see any other reason people why watch their videos. Tucking your bits inbetween your legs and wearing your mum's bra doesn't make a you a girl, by the way.
There's so many reasons why what you've written makes no-sense. But, today we'll start with the MAIN one.
As i said in an earlier post, Gary has'nt insulted those /oh so delicate/ Versus Girls.
If you look back over the last 2 posts, it was satirical humour about how much Gary is infactuated with these cute girls reviewing games - as has always been the way on UKR.
Unfortunately, people in the comments field mentioned things about where they might live etc.. The Versus Girls got upset. Complained. And the post was removed and Gary asked users to not comment about their personal details. End of..
Now, it seems that the attention seeking bitches steeped to a low and got Garys boss involved, so who is REALLY taking the piss here?
UK Resistance and Gary, have worked in the industry many years - and neither are going anywhere.
The fact that Versus Girls have decided to pick a fight with a heavily used and appreciated website, is a bit of a lose lose situation for the minx's.
You see, whatever your 'ethic' is towards this saga, the unfortunate fact remains - the Versus Girls lack any real talent at the moment.
With that in mind, im really not sure what your comments are going to achieve! Why don't you and the Ladies do some actual work, build up the credibility of the Versus site and then maybe in 6 months time can look back and say "HA! Fuck you Gary! Look at us now!!"
But untill that time, you have work to do! Regardless of what you may think, Uk Resistance is a respected and highly regarded website.
I also note that The Triforce seemed to go the same route as Gary on the Versus girls videos - But Hey! what do those guys know!!??
Good Luck!
Lets examine the evidence, both of these fuck towels have tried at every opportunity to get as much attention from the media as they can, entering Joystick junkies “Make Me a Model” compo’s joining the Frag Dolls, that sort of tired shit. Well girls judging by your efforts on You Tube forget it, here’s some advice if you really want to make it in the media nosh off a powerful executive, in the long run it will be less embarrassing than posting up your piss poor effort at presenting.
Lets examine the evidence, both of these fuck towels have tried at every opportunity to get as much attention from the media as they can, entering Joystick junkies “Make Me a Model” compo’s joining the Frag Dolls, that sort of tired shit. Well girls judging by your efforts on You Tube forget it, here’s some advice if you really want to make it in the media nosh off a powerful executive, in the long run it will be less embarrassing than posting up your piss poor effort at presenting.
They have all but ignored the site.
They asked for the addresses to be removed which i think we can all agree is perfectly reasonable and this was ignored, they requested again and were then made fun of in email. If you ask someone to be reasonable and they ignore you your only action is to try and force their hand by going to their boss.
It makes sense and is fair enough.
If Zorg had been a little less childish in his interactions then it would have never happened.
Siren WAS a Fragdoll
and Vixen DID enter that competition. They are the facts.
The thing you so interesting forget to mention is that Siren left the fragdolls becaus she no longer wanted to be a puppet of the big ubisoft cooperation - so essentially gave up her paid job that included fame to follow an independent unpaid path.
Vixen entered that competition and WALKED OUT OF IT once she realised that it was a complete farce and that gaming skill and knowledge had nothing to do with the Job.
So here we have two girls who are unpaid and both had the opportunity to be in paid, high profile media gaming jobs but decided NOT TO because they wanted NOT to be walking adverts and instead actually play and comment on the games they like.
They have invested time and money into thier own site, which is still early days... and have done so from thier own interests and nothing else.
What they put on thier own site is thier own choice, if you don't like it fair enough, that's your personal taste, but check your facts before jumping to conclusions.
If they were so fame hungry why not just stick with the paid jobs that guarantee media attention rather than risk loosing it all to go it alone?
If you want to have a go at women in the industry have a go at those who will do and say anything for a wage - not those that make a point of doing things of thier own back.
Yeah she was a right celeb, you could hear the Beckhams shitting themselves.
I think they probaly just feel like a bit of a cunt for dropping so low. But, this isn't going to be something they'll admit.
Look, as i said before, why dont the Versus Girls just carry on with their mission to get on the TV or whatever it is their trying to do.
By posting insults on this site to try and protect the Girls, your losing their potential audience!
When i first saw them (on here!) i never really had a problem with them, Girls + Games = Great!
But after seeing all this pathetic commotion they cause i can't imagine i'd dedicate time for anything they do.
So there you go, because of them and their *fans?!* They've lost some audience.
Girls, maybe there be a Joystick Junkies Comp 2 or i hear the promo industry pays well?
Again, Good Luck xxx
Oh, the tragedy that is people who think that the fragdolls are famous. They must feel like real and actual celebrities when they get an inbox full of messages from some boys who would like to speak a girl with a made up name.
It's a shame no one would like to intelligently debate a case for versus existing, when you take away all of the 'cute' and personal attacks there is nothing really there.
Using ones sexuality to gain slight fame within this industry is doing nothing but setting it back ten years.
Girls who dig games-fine, Ill conceived internet games show presented by blokes or women fuck off, if you make this kind of rubbish be prepared to take flak for it.
It wouldn't be so bad if VersuS had a point and a structure and actually provided something of any use. But they're just not trying. They don't feel they need to. They feel that just videoing themselves talking about old games is enough of a service to justify their website's existence.
Seriously, girls, no paying TV company is going to pay you to do the shit you're doing now.
Ok from the website itself: "Our aim is to create a strong, friendly community"
Seems fair enough to me. Sure there are other communitys around but there is always room for more.
Obvioulsy things like the fragdolls have an allure otherwise Ubisoft and Joystick junkies wouldnt be setting them up and they wouldnt be popular. Isn't it better to have something like this only without the
commercial agenda?
From what i gather the Video Blogs on the site are the girls doing what they have always done on thier personal blogs, only bringing them to thier own space. The fact that they are trying to create a place where people can share thier own blogs etc. in an environment not full of your standard "bring everyone down" and "noob" screaming morons is quite nice.
I fail to see the issue with two girls setting up a site to do what they like doing?
Why does everything always have to be part of a "sinister larger plan" can't people just get on with thier lives and have a bit of fun in the community?
People are always so quick to defend Gary and his site, well don't be suprised when other people defend thier site too. Why should one person be allowed the right to express his views publicly and another not? Is it gender? Is it fear of competition? is it the English need to always see the negative side of life?
From what i can see it is a popular personal site run by two girls. Why does it need any more explanation that they both decided to do it and did?
As far as I'm concerned there needs to be apologies from both sides, but /then/ the VS Girls should thank Zorg for the free advertising of VersuS, which I never would have heard of if it weren't for UK:R and I bet a lot of other people here can say the same.
Venue Ideas NEC, Dockland's Arena, Wimbledon, Wembley?
We would happily do that.
In fact lets just do it!
Rather than bicker about what the point is,
lets just make something good come out of it and
create a point.
Also we'd love to do a VersuS video blog
with Gary/Zorg... So come on Gary you up for it?
We are and will happily work with Gary to organise something.
Be nice to see how things pan out in the flesh too
:-)
I hereby invoke Godwin's Variation.
too late mate, it's right up there on the header, if you dont believe me, read the t-shirts item comments
come on a little research, please
is all human repoduction this complicated?
I want to add...
Myself and Siren have been fans of this site for a while, we laughed at the posts about our site and that was also reflected in our repsonse on our forums.
WE COMPLAINED because we saw an address handed out on here..wouldnt you? if you dont have a problem..prove it by putting your own address on here, or your girlfreinds/boyfriends/parents home addresses..you get the point?
I will continue to browse this site, I have never had a personal problem with any of it. Those of you with one ounce of humanity ought to understand why the complaint was sent..
Your call..
Most of you would be shy and go bright red if you had to talk to them.
Anyway, I say cut them some slack, I'm sure I saw a Deamcast in one of those videos.
Sorry
"Obvioulsy things like the fragdolls have an allure otherwise Ubisoft and Joystick junkies wouldnt be setting them up and they wouldnt be popular. Isn't it better to have something like this only without the commercial agenda?"
I think it's the sheer hypocrisy that annoys many of us. Also from the site itself:
"Just Gamers, Not “Girl Gamers” ... we may both be girls who game but we are not here to wave the “girl gamer” flag. We believe that by drawing attention to gender you create a barrier that is otherwise irrelevant."
Wise words, but wait, what's this? They've plastered alluring pictures of themselves all over other parts of the site? You can see the hypocrisy in this I take it 123123123, right?
We've no right to stop anyone putting stuff like VersuS on the internet, and if they want a media career in games, then best of luck to them both; sincerely, I hope they get there. But fucking hell ladies, at least be honest about it: you're using sexual appeal to sell your site. You're selling out yourselves. Not flying the girl gamer flag? You've stitched the flag yourselves, constructed the biggest fucking flagpole you could and yanked it all the way to the top.
And that brings me on to why I actually appreciate UK:R: because to me, Gary's blog is essentially a bullshit detector. And right now, there's quite a lot of bullshit at the heart of VersuS.
As an avid reader of VersuS, i wondered when you might update the GALLERY section?
I know you explained how you don't rely on GENDER or consider yourselve's GIRL GAMERS just Gamers, but i think you've found an interesting 'gap' in the industry!
I mean, browsing through other credible Games related sites/blogs/zines, so far i haven't seen any of the TRIFORCE showing their masclunie chests, UK RESISTANCE also seem a bit shy on this front and i'm very eager to see what the RAM RAIDERS torso has to offer!
One of the VersuS crew obviously had their creative cap on when you thought of that idea!
Anyway, cheerio and congratulations on a superb site!
Ps, Any chance of some nipple or gash in the future?
http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/435/atfdji1.jpg
Jeez someone (me) only said what fucking city (EXETER!) you film yr piece of shit program in.
and what fucking shit shop you may work in.
NO ONE ACTUALLY FUCKING CARES
and to prove I dont have a problem with my location being published, im from EXETER and no work in London
;-)
Well said that man, but don't you know yet that girls are essentially full of absolute bullshit? I went out with one once and it was a fucking horrible experience, they only let me see wet once or twice and I'd said loads of nice things to them and everything.
Plus a lot of decidedly way over the line comments. Which were removed after the girls were forced to complain about it (which is fair enough.)
I think anyone with half a brain can understand the situation.
I'd like to hear Zorgs opinions on all this.
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3143/versusdeath5ro7.jpg
And I don't believe that these people defending the talentless bints are fans hoping for a shag, I think each and every person writing in defence of that irredeemable shitefest is one or the other of the girls themselves.
CUNTS
Either way, its not gonna work!
www.only777.com
Even better than that battery thing on IT a while ago.
hahahahahahahahaha alright love!
Bet you are too hott for words!
My point is, versus people, I don't think that you would visit a site like yours if someone else was running it, making out dated remarks about games and putting lots of videos and pictures of themselves on it. Because you would probably think; "Hey, this is a bit pointless".
I know it's hard to see, because your faces are all over it, and you might be thinking "Oh this is great - look at me there with my gun and sword! Wow this site is awesome! Who could possibly have a problem with this? Bastards the lot of them."
And no I don’t think that this will ever wear thin.
I think there should be a big Halo 2 tournament to solve all this. I've heard from these two girls it's jolly good fun.
Otherwise, bring back Bitz with Emily Booth. Now that was intellectual entertainment.
Naff off and browse elseware!
it's not difficult!! promise!!
;-)
Bet you are too hott for words!"
awwww big-jaw's getting touchy toooo cute xxx
I'm not sure why your still posting on here?
I suggested earlier you should concentrate on your own website/product so you can show us all really what you've got to offer (no Vixen not your tits), but you still seem to linger around UK Resistance. Why? Maybe your drunk on all this attention!
My suggestion is thus: FUCK OFF
You've made a moron of yourselve's and accomplished nothing.
The address (even though i NEVER saw it, other than the word EXETER be mentioned) is not on this site, you admitted that you were both amused by what Zorg wrote in the previous 2 articles, so why are you still here?
Already fully established as talentless and shit, your now bordering on sad and pathetic.
Quit whilst your...... well just quit if i were you.
Big Kiss Girls xxxx
But can someone please tell us what versus said about UK: R that was so bad.
The videos they made are truly horrible.
Those are the facts.
IT'S GONE TOO FAR AND SHOULD ALMOST CERTAINLY STOP...
...if only so we can all get to sleep tonight, instead of lying there all angry composing REALLY AWESOME replies in our heads until 4.00am.
All i want to know is. Did anyone actually make the porn pic of the vixen chicks? I want it badly to have a tommy tank. Tanks!
Fuck off, cunt. Exeter is so great it's got a Game store in the basement of Debenhams, which means I can earn Nectar points on purchases and Mr Sainsburys can email the government with details of all the violent woman-hating games I buy (not to mention the overpriced second-hand Dreamcast titles) to be added to my secret profile. EVERYONE WINS.
ok, i go buy some beer and i'll take my evening to read all the crap.
expect a funny and clever comment by myself asap.
lets rumble!
CORPORAL HIXX - Your wrong, we dont do as Gary says and dont approve of everything he does. Zorg WILL be told on here when an update is shit. Pity you dont tell the VersuS girls the same thing...
On a side note; Being critical about male ego's and calling yourself "Corporal Hixx" ..
ps: your post lost all credibility (if it had any) when you wrote "LMAO"
Hes one angry spotty geek! lol
How old are you, my son? 15?
Well no wonder you dont have a chance, you need to lower your standards abit, I think someone like Jackie Stallone is more your level, get in their matey! LOL
More discussion to feed your WeAreVersus addiction...
http://forums.britxbox.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=47293&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
Girls are posting on my website, myabe they'll do other things for me like bake cakes...
hey sideburn or buffy or whatever the other one is called. i live in bristol and if you fancy it (and i can put a paper bag over your head) we could hook up and do the sex. it's okay, you're probably only a 5 pinter.
"We emailed his boss because they suggested that people Rape, kill and cut us to pieces! and then they followed it by adding our addresses, sound fair to you?"
Hmmmmm, not something i recall reading on that post.....
Who says they are corporate puppets?!
I understand why the girls got upset with having their personal details posted on this sites comments section but to go and email Gary's (Zorgs) boss at mega publisher Future over someone elses idiotic comments is a bit fucked up.
The comments in question were rightly deleted but I feel now that versus tv's reputation may have been damaged by this sorry affair.
After all, a lot of people (including myself) only became aware of versus tv through UK: R. That's something they should have understood.
I personally think it's a load of shite mind but each to their own I guess...
It would've been better for everyone if Gary had just ignored their very first emails begging coverage. At least then most people would still be unaware that VersuS exists.
With any luck this will all blow over soon enough.
Fair play son.
But its worth it, because these girls CLEARLY need a dose of reality. I.E Your not famous, your not good looking, your as worthless as me, which is very worthless indeed.
Move to another country.
...probably rubbish though.
Vixens not wrong, how can you talk of people being ugly and talentless and then come up with a blog like that?
Jeesus man, put it away - what gives you the right to share your really crap attempts at humour with the rest of the world. Glass houses + stones and all that. Don't criticise others blogs if your own attempts is such a rotting pile of wank.
VersuS pisses all over that attempt.
Good work girls keep it up (and you are both not bad looking, and no i am not saying this just to sleep with you, though i think most people here are being rude because they mistake it for coming across aloof and cool.)
I would watch your videos because you arent as annoying as that other girl (ditch her).
And I love UKR, its made me laugh so many times that I dont want there to be a fight. Some people take stuff to seriously (Geekoids).
www.orangemapped.co.uk/external/ukr-tshirt.html
If they want to be "famous", get on Big Brother or some vehicle for egocentric wannabes. If you really want to do a games show, know your shit, don't be so fucking patronising, and don't expect people to forgive your flaws by fluttering your fucking eyelids.
I'm so alone. I'm gonna cry while listing to the new Morrissey cd.
www.orangemapped.co.uk/external/ukr-tshirt.html
nice, quality
This update made me laugh the hardest I have for a long while, not just because it's UK:R, but because it's not over-the-top irony this time, they actually pretty much are starting to cut straight to the chase. I laughed even harder when i saw the amount of comments. Bravo.
That is all.
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6640/creamversusvb7.jpg
Whilst I think the "Wacky Front Page Comments" crew are utter utter helmet-shit-smears, I can't help but think these attention seeking vapid harridens need a good kick in the cunt.
They are just vain, stroppy, sulky, vicious little cock-holsters. However, if you'd met my wife, you'd know that's exactly my type. Also, big face = more to aim at.
It's a dichotomy and no mistake.
I'm sure you remember me? It's GRACE from Big Brother!
As a self proclaimed 'bitch' i just wanna let those VersuS girls know, that there's only room for one BITCH on the TV right now, and it's me. GRACE.
So, girls, stop being "hoochie mamma's" (this is what i called Aishylene before i left the house!) and leave the bitchiness to a pro - me, GRACE from BB.
Look out for me in the latest copy of HEAT, and i'll tell you what i REALLY think of Mikey and Imogen...
Bye babes,
GRACE (from the Big Brother Television show)
would
either or both
singularly or together
>cue divorce... lawsuit.. custody battle etc
the only thing you care is the stance.
and on a side note : stop reading female magazines right now, and shemale ones too, and pass the word to your friends, and bye.
Having been away for 2 days and having missed the initial hilarity bum-rush that's all I have to say :( :D
This is what I saw happen. If this is wrong/correct could zorg and one of the girls (hope you aren't offended by being called 'girls',) please set it all straight.
Someone posted the word EXETER on the comments section.
The girls complained to zorg who was probably a bit stroppy with them, but nonetheless posted this in the comments section AND removed the posts:
"Cmdr_Zorg said...
Look, it's all good fun, until someone gets tracked down, abducted at knifepoint, forced into a car and is then found three weeks later cut up in chunks in a bin liner in some woods with semen stains all over what's left of their clothing.
WHAT THAT MEANS IS:
Don't post any more comments about where the girls live and work. They complained, and although saying the town someone lives in is obviously not against the law and a bit of a joke, we're going to be nice and remove the not-that-offending comments.
Besides, if anyone's going to find them, it's GOING TO BE ME.
11:30 AM"
He did not say for anyone to rape you!
If a full address was posted here where was it, because I didn't see it.
You then emailed his boss. That is serious shit and way over the top. THATS THE POINT HERE. YOU WERE OUT OF ORDER.
This pissed of Zorg, so he posted a UK:R update which made the point that his orginal update wasn't that bad in the first place. (Maybe you didn't "get it".)
Please just give it a rest girls and girls fanboys. UK:R did not single you out from the whole Internet. They, not too long ago, slagged off some geek kids for doing gaming review vids. Funny that eh?
They weren't girls! It's just that the Vids were kinda shit...bit like your's (IMHO.)
Slik (LOUGHTON, ESSEX!! You can catch me in the Hollybush most Fridays)
It's like watching Final Fantasy and Zelda fanboys going to war.
The girls are, without a doubt, playing on their gender and the fact that they're pretty attractive.
Who -really- cares, though? I mean, we'd all do Aleks Krotoski, right?
Everyone should all just get along and form their OWN opinions.
It wasnt the word Exeter that was printed, it was a full work address and phone numer (now been deleted, thankyou)
then on the forum
a home address and phone number (now been deleted thankyou)
all is over, boring as hell now.
I can't help but wonder why you're carrying that on, but you've stopped claiming people want to rape you into small pieces and piss on your minge.
Anyone fancy raping me? :(
If the full addresses were on here then it's out of order, but they must have gone quick 'cause I also didn't see them.
I still get the feeling you got Zorgs 'professional' work involved after the full addresses were removed.
Is this true? Just want to set everyone straight so we can rip the shit out of each other in earnest.
That is if you don't murder me to death first.
As for tracking people down, I can't help you. I've only ever murdered people I already know.
Besides there's a new site/blog/whatever that I came across called US Resistance that needs the piss taken out of right now.
Not sure if Zorg has seen it yet but he should definetly post something satirical/possibly illegal about it.
Can't Zorg make her an honery member of UK RESISTANCE so we can have a (much needed) female perspective on things on our mind? We can ask her questions about WOMEN/GIRLS.
Like, do girls prefer us to cum on their face or tummy?
Vixen?
Also, how can they dare mock a website when they have stolen it's design, layout and writing style (albeit, shitly) to the letter, so much so that it's beyond parody and just plain, flat out copying? Bunch of fatties.
Saying that...I think it would be much better if Vixen and Siren DID move over to the well established UK:R.
I think it would be the perfect combo and I bet with Zorgs input those fucking videos would be better too. =]
See, I actually like games and girls, but I like proper games info and gorgeous girls. 1 out of 2 ain't bad (meaning you're gorgeous - before you jump down my throat.)
I would also quite like to meet you for a drink and possibly have sex.
Maybe a games tourney is a good idea for a new Vid. Sign me up and hopefully Zorg will be up for it as well.
SlikVik.
I live in Chestfield.
Anyone fancy raping me? :(
I live in Mansfield. Is 'Chestfield' close to Chesterfield? if so, and if you are a fit bird, then OK. I'll also bring my fiancee and we can do that rude 3 way thing I once saw in a film. On a serious note, did you know a bloke called Steve who ran a market stall in Chesterfield called Matercart? He was a legend. he sold import DC stuff an' everything
If it does then we're all getting lucky this afternoon, right guys?
Am I right? Obviously I am, I mean, she's a GIRL WHO PLAYS GAMES and that's what all us 14 year olds dream of!!!1
In other words; purple and silver oranges.
Maybe if she got better reorientation surgery.