UK:RESISTANCE 'main page'
We'd like to apologise for saying Versus TV is "the best thing on the internet" - it's quite clear to us now that it is actually THE WORST THING ON THE INTERNET EVER. Even including that photo of the man stretching his bottom really wide open.




Worse than that photo of the man stretching his bottom really wide open.




It's also worse than that photo of that Japanese girl poo-ing beans over herself in the bath, even though that was actually quite arousing and we've probably got it saved somewhere.




This sudden change in heart was brought about by them complaining about us in the most amazingly hilarious spoilt-little-princess way imaginable, because they're pretty girls on the internet who always have to have their way and couldn't understand why we weren't licking their shoes like all the clingy losers who populate their 'forum' and comment on their 'blogs'.




So obviously we now have to brutally rip apart everything they ever do as revenge. Welcome to the shithouse, bitches!




So, let's put ourselves through the abject torture that is listening to two full-of-themselves girls having boring opinions about really old games!




Ace! They've just done a review of Resident Evil 4! This is really handy, because it's not like a million people have been saying all over the internet that Resident Evil 4 is really good for the last two years.




Great! And the other one's talking about Halo 1 and Halo 2! This is really useful, as we often find there isn't enough information and opinion about Halo 1 or Halo 2 already in the public domain. It's almost as if the girls think their opinions are somehow important just because they're girls.




"The gameplay seems simple at first. Perhaps it is" is about the brightest observation in this piece, which makes us really glad we held off buying Halo 2 for 18 months until we got the valuable opinion of a girl who works in a shop.




She pronounces arbiter "are-bite-er" which is wrong. Ha ha! The stupid cow!




She bought the Halo 2 comic book! Perhaps she bought it in a branch of GAME. There are lots of branches of GAME around the country, in places as varied as London, Basingstoke, Exeter (x2) and Bristol.




It would be TERRIBLE if someone was to take this innocent image, open it up in Photoshop and crudely superimpose two penises where those action figures are. It would then be the absolute FINAL STRAW if some sick pervert uploaded their foul creation to a free image hosting service, such as Imageshack, and posted the resulting link in the Comments field below this update. That would be horrible and distressing to say the least, especially if it was turned into some sort of sick competition about who could do it 'best', and we implore you all not to take such crude and base actions for it would sully the internet in a terrible manner we would not wish to be associated with.

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Blogger SonicFanatic said...
Basingstoke FTW! Well, not our GAME.. they suck for not wanting me to work there.

Anyway, sorry to see your heart has been so cruelly broken, Zorg. Perhaps some day you'll find a topless game review show staffed by honeys to mend the wound.
Blogger Dogmonkey said...
Haha. You are best, Zorg.
Blogger GeorgeyPeorgey said...
Haha, great update. Maybe the delusional bints would like to review something else obscure next, like those rare Zelda games I once heard about it?
Blogger Tingle said...
Oh Dear Oh dear
She was such an innocent girl.
And with two yummy men too.
:(
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8808/ohdearlc3.jpg
Blogger GeorgeyPeorgey said...
By the way Zorg, where is it they had a go at you? Can we see the email?
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9648/1hx7.jpg

I give me 1/10
Blogger megapoop said...
But Halo girl seems nice. And cute. *SAD SMILEY FACE*
Blogger Siren VS said...
Awwwwww, I <3 you guys xxxxxx sooooooo much :)
Can we make babies? Halo babies?
Gary, get over it man. It's starting to come across a little "special" and just a tiny bit sad.

Still in keeping with your request i thought i'd post an image of Gary instead:
http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garrybe1.jpg

Are you man enough to face it yourself?
Let's see...
Gary, get over it man. It's starting to come across a little "special" and just a tiny bit sad.

Still in keeping with your request i thought i'd post an image of Gary instead:
http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garrybe1.jpg

Are you man enough to face it yourself?
Let's see...
Blogger Vixen said...
OOh Good Idea Siren! I have often dreamt of having a Halo baby...

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I <3 this website, it's sooooo cute!!
Blogger TFAD said...
LOL great update.

But why did they complain anyway?

What I'm really confused about is what VersuS actually is? What are they trying to do and why do they think anyone really cares?

If two blokes set up a site like this they would be laughed off the internet.

The only reasons anyone gives them any time is because they want to have sex with them. Anyone with any kind of self respect will just ignore their rubbish, just like they ignored the Frag Dolls beforehand.

Lastly, girls, just so you know, you're making fools of yourselves on the internet. People are going to your site and laughing at you. Genuinely laughing. Not just laughing to try and be mean, you are the next joke of the videogames industry. People are sitting in their offices, showing their work mates and all laughing at your videos. Then some people are emailing the link to their friends so they too can laugh.

Honestly, what are you trying to achieve? Why do you think you're important enough to carry this sort of thing off? You're not famous, you're not celebs and no glory will come of this.

You're just becoming comedy internet hate figures who don't even have the dignity of a financial reward for your troubles.

Stop!
Blogger Vixen said...
lol that's cute xxxx
Blogger Siren VS said...
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Blogger Vixen said...
I think he is SOOOOOOO cute!

I'm going to write a poem about him..oh..oh!! and I'm going to write his name on my pencil case, that's like having a boyfriend!!
Blogger Siren VS said...
Noooooo! I think I'm going to cry some girly little tears *chin wobbles* bwaaaaaah, "tfad" doesnt like me :((
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I agree with tfad.
People trying to do thier own thing is wrong.
All women, all people other than Garry "give me a soap box" Cutlack should lock themselves at home and never try and achieve anything whatsoever with their lives.

Running you own website, offering a free advert free community, sharing your opinions about things and getting over 200 forum members in the first week of running - is the sort of thing that terrorists do, and should be stood up to by any red blooded, community loving man.

All women should wear black smocks, speak only when spoken too - and all humour and opinion should be posted on Gary's site - proclaiming things that he would never say to a persons face because he is a spineless media whore, who is still desperate for attention even though he works for a major games magazine.


Not ot mention:http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garrybe1.jpg
Vixen and Siren if your reading this,
I will lick your boots clean.

I'll do anything for you girls. You name it, I'll do it.

I dream of you both, with a giant strap-on arse fucking me.

Oh please, OH GOD PLEASE!! Let me be your loyal slave.
Well if i'll be the slave of the two girls if you want to be the slave of Gary. Going to the effort of pretending to be me to "stand by your man" is a really sweet gesture.
How resitant is Cmdr Zorg?

Not very...

http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garycutlackjn1.jpg
Exactly how resistant is Cmd Zorg?

http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garycutlackjn1.jpg
Blogger oddity_ukr said...
excellent posts girls!

yes sarcasm, the lowest form of wit
Blogger Bluetooth said...
Hmmm... talk about immature. On both sides.

Plain and simple, theses girls are bland at what they do (which is reviewing games, I think).
Blogger Siren VS said...
"yes sarcasm, the lowest form of wit"

Haha, I love it!! Bless you x
Blogger carson said...
The girls should give up reviewing games, and start reviewing cooking books and recipies.

They could have a special Recipie of the week episode once a week.
Blogger defenestrator said...
Man. You can really smell the sexual tension in here. Why don't you two just fuck and never talk to each other again like normal people do?
Blogger Bas said...
I agree with Bluetooth.

Reasons this show is still being watched:

- Girls have vaginas.
- Girls have boobs.

The end.
Blogger bilal said...
what's funny is you lot are trying to rip those lovely girls apart here in the comments bit, and they're replying with things like "that's so cute!".

there is NO response on earth that can counter THAT. NONE WHATSOEVER.

it's even worse than 'i know you are but what am i?', and we've almost all been caught in that loop at some point in our lives.

and halo babies! omg they've got you eating out of their hands!

FIGHT THE POWER!*

* i'd like to point out i have no problem with VS whatsoever. anyone who cusses UKR back is a friend
Blogger tentonipete said...
i want to know, zorg, what brought about this U-turn?

and Versus girls: more low cut tops please.
Blogger Individual999991 said...
garycutlacksucksc0cks said...

"I dream of you both, with a giant strap-on arse fucking me."

A giant strap-on arse? :O
Blogger Kempo said...
Can you bints review Tetris before we all buy it not knowing what it's like?
Blogger Uncle Chi said...
See I was thinking of something like a proper efeminate comeback, like "Fine". Of course, this is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up................ Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Blogger Russ said...
Guys im sorry that my home town, the Roman one in Devon, with the River going thru it, and the 2x Game shops, one of which is in Debenhams, has spawned this embarrasing excuse for a 'program'
Blogger CreamyRabbit said...
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Blogger CreamyRabbit said...
Hey girls, why not make these guys feel "all silly" by reviewing a new game. The game review could be an import title that no one has even heard about over here yet.
Blogger Ben said...
Brill!111111 Best comemt posts eva!!!!111
Blogger JT said...
Holy shit, am I the only arrogant fuck out there that reads this bullshit and thinks: I'm the only one that 'gets' UK:R in the entire fucking world?

As for the Zorg 'porn'- you're all a bunch of racist dirge swallowers. Zorg came to Earth on a mission of MERCY, to SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS from its own all-engulfing shit-stream. So what if I went round to his house and we had gay sex with our penises and anal crevices? So what if you took a photo? Zorg's penis transcends your retro-prejudice. It is beyond the frankly linear polar sexualisation of heterosexuality proliferated by all y'all motherfuckers who don't think visitors from other places are allowed to share their culture with us on our fine, English soil.

Today, I am going to masturbate extra hard over my collection of Zorg pics and try to get every drop of semen to land on my laptop and make all the keys stick together so that next time I have to come down here and bust some flange, my rage and and the combined power of my omnipotent sex engines will shine through the text in the form of bad spelling.
Blogger spanglepants said...
I thought Zorg had reacehed a new low with that amazingly crap sepia video from the last blog. Now back to this?
There are plently of girl run sites out thier Zorg, I suppose you can't touch the fragdolls as that would probably screw you over professionaly when Ubisoft complain. Still, I'm bored with this. Make me laugh clown boy.
Blogger WTF2006x said...
so let me get this straight - you're taking the p*ss out of GIRLS....
WOW, you must be so tough and hard, i certainly won't mess with you.
but could you answer me this? if you want to read a game review why go to their site in the first place? .....why not read one of the other thousand reviews you say are available all over the internet? if the review is THAT important to you then why not read it from a site DEDICATED to reviewing games.......??
it seems that you are trying to humiliate these girls for their reviews and their attitude, but in reality their website doesn't even pretend to be a serious attempt at either of those things.
you are a complete fool, and you sound like a bitter spotty 13 year old kid.
grow up and get a life.
Blogger melton mowbray said...
I agree with JT.
Blogger Vixen said...
CUUUUUUUUTEIES!!!

<3 <3 <3


xxcxxxxxxxxx
Blogger Captain Cowboy said...
I don't have a clue what's going on in here but I know that you're all retards.

As for that lad saying them spotty wenches responding to everything with "fine". You're right, there is no comeback, there's no need for a comeback when someone is doing a fine job of making themselves look like a mong.
Blogger Siren VS said...
I found their forum guys.


http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance


You know what to do......
Blogger Siren VS said...
I found their forum guys.


http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance


You know what to do......
Blogger Hamstermemnon said...
well said JT, except for the bit about wanking over zorg pics, I'd still prefer to wank over siren & vixen.
And as for garycutlacketc, do we now know who the mastermind behind us resistance is?
anyway zorg, do not worry, having someone who hates you is proof that you have made it.
... it's so hard life being universally loved :( ....
Blogger Captain Cowboy said...
Oh wait, are all those greasy cunts that are moaning fans of them birds? Or am I seriously missing something here?

Either way I'm right.
Blogger Kempo said...
Well done WTF2006x, you're such a hero sticking up for those two off the Internet so valiantly. I'm sure they love you and want to have sex with you now.

Cock.
Blogger nodesofyesod said...
"If two blokes set up a site like this they would be laughed off the internet."

Well yeah, girls do girly things. They're funny like that. That's why we like them.
FFS TFAD, that post of yours was unbelievably nasty.
Can't a couple of girls just show off and have a laugh without cunts like you sticking your pompous oar in.
Blogger TFAD said...
I like the way the girls keep posting "awww how cute" to try and give the impression that this isn't upsetting them.

It also shows that you have nothing sensible to say in your defense.

The fact is, girls, you brought this on yourself by CCing Cutlack's boss into your stroppy email.

Silly girls.

But SOOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEE... ;-)
Right, firstly, ladies - the videos are shit. Lets nip that in the bud now, because i honestly find it hard to believe that anyone who cares enough about the Games Industry to stumble across a SEGA fansite like UK:Resistance would honestly believe those video reviews are good. There not.

Now, for the people posting on here being protective over the VS girls, unless you're sleeping with them, i really would stop your pathetic attempts at playing the 'masculine hero' on a message board. I know it's a pisser that videos on 'The Hun' are only 30 seconds long but fella's, that IS the closest thing to intercourse your gonna get. The VS girls are pretty HOT (see previous uk:resistance posts) and are defintely not gonna fuck you. When other people read posts the girls and the 'Masculine Hero's' (or CUNTS for short) write, we do one of those horrible 'cringing' faces, sucking air through are teeth, because it's difficult to read some of the sad, weak-will, school boy "please VS girls, send me an email after i protect you!" cretinous ramblings you create.

Don't you realise that trying to retain your Manly-ness by protecting 'rubbish' girls on a SEGA fansite instantly makes your original intention moot!

It's Alainis Morrisette-esque Irony ... It's a rich Lily Allen singing about working class culture, and her CUNTING Dad doing a programme about Chavs ... Cunts. (although they are both Fulham supporters COME ON YOU WHITES!)

Anyway, in conclusion the VS girls are bollocks. And it sounds as if they live in Exeter. Which is also shit. And if you go and visit the original UK Resistance post about VS girls, you'll find that it was written in a funny satirical way, that was flattering the girls and should've been taken with a pinch of salt.

Girls - it sounds as if you've brought this animosity upon yourselves.

13yr old brats, crying and moaning, trying to have a period.

Good Day.
Blogger TFAD said...
"Can't a couple of girls just show off and have a laugh without cunts like you sticking your pompous oar in"

No!

That's the beauty of the internet.
Blogger WTF2006x said...
Hey Kempo..... you are the smart one aren't you?
yes..... i'm SURE they want to have sex with me now - even though i'm a girl!! you moron....

trust me - no-one will ever want to have sex with you.....


Small Cock.
Blogger Captain Cowboy said...
That last youth said it, really. He wins this one.
Blogger Fabio said...
Those who don't understand UK:R do not deserve it. Keep up the good work Gary. And I don't think you suck cocks, anyway.
Blogger Captain Cowboy said...
I think you suck cocks, that's why I love you. Suck mine. Please.
Blogger TFAD said...
I wonder if this will appear in MCV?
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Blogger jawa said...
who cares who is sucking whos cock. this is the best post and comment session ever! even better than the one about cream the rabbit. can someone please wrangle sonic into this conversation because then this is the ultimate ever uk:r post in the entire history of mankind.

now fuck off.
Blogger UKR-etard said...
You guys just dont get it do you? and your only comeback when somebody does speak up for Vs is "oh now they will want to fuck you blah blah fucking blah" UKR is like sega....FUCKING DATED, just grow up and if you really want to show you have a set, then have a proper pop at the frag dolls, oh but you cant because zorg has NO BALLS and would upset ubisoft, your only having a go at Vs because they are not linked to any games company, pussy, And now i know zorg aka gary cock up my ass works for oxm mag i can now see why its so SHIT, stop ya boo hooing you bunch of lame cunts, and for the record i dont want to fuck any of the Vs girls and if it wasnt for your pathetic attempt at making Vs a laughing stock i never would have heard of you cocks ;)
just let them have their fun, this has gone about as far as it can now without us all just calling eachother names like kids in a playground. ( sigh )
Blogger Fishing_Fishy_Fish said...
hey VS chicks, could you post some nice pix of you plz? thx!
Blogger Russ said...
...yeah and be a dear and make us a cuppa afterwards, Ta!
Blogger nodesofyesod said...
"Can't a couple of girls just show off and have a laugh without cunts like you sticking your pompous oar in"

"No!

That's the beauty of the internet."

lol, Fair enough.
Blogger nodesofyesod said...
UKRetard. Judging by your sigh at the end of every sentence on the Vs forums and your use of it here, I deduce that you're the cunt with the shit avatar that everyone hates over there.
Blogger UKR-etard said...
Yes please start on me now so i can go off crying ;) as if, and if you'r going to call me a cunt and say i'm off the Vs forum why cant you tell me my name ?

Your no sherlock holmes, your quincy at best.
Blogger morehuman said...
Yeah, not a lof of people really "get" UKR. The posts here are actually so good, they ought to be called "issues" instead. And kill the comment feature, surely not many people can take this dose of devilish cynicism, irony and satirical humor!
Blogger whizzedoutwoz said...
HAHA that was proper quality
Blogger tentonipete said...
forwarding mails to someone's boss at work is just too low. yeah maybe at school you'd forward it to the teacher (not in my day mind because we didn't have email - i'm just trying to illustrate the maturity levels here), but then you'd get the shit kicked out of you on the playground.

there's arsing around and then there's being a twat.
Blogger carson said...
http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/5964/sonicsealofapprovallj6.png
Blogger Vixen VS said...
Lets have some more support in their forum.

http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance

These silly little boys need a VersuS TV lesson! :)
Blogger mrplow said...
sooooooo cuuuuute
Blogger Cunzy11 said...
The one that's posh- Would

The one that looks like someone's mum or kind of older sister who you used to think was fit before you started to meet girls that weren't related to you, or your friends siblings or parents- Wouldn't
Blogger Xephon said...
Jesus wept. Funny how two average looking girls playing with boys toys can make blokes go all funny. Silly, silly boys. You never learn do you. It's 6th form all over again. And "girls", saying "oooh, that's sooo cute" and not really doing much else besides look tarty in a low cut black number - not really doing yourselves any favours there are you? Back to the kitchen with you!
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Blogger 123123123 said...
"forwarding mails to someone's boss at work is just too low. yeah maybe at school you'd forward it to the teacher (not in my day mind because we didn't have email - i'm just trying to illustrate the maturity levels here), but then you'd get the shit kicked out of you on the playground.

there's arsing around and then there's being a twat."

I think it's perfectly acceptable seeing as the childish tone was't set by them but by this site itself.

also...

why are people posting pretending to be the VersuS girls?
It's clearly not them as thier names don't link to thier blogs.

I think it's best if everybody drops it, moves on and does something a little more useful with thier time.

The internet is a big place i think there is space for more than one website. If you are going to have a go at every website on the internet you don't like, you are going to have a very dull and busy life.

I like the VersuS site and will stand by them, I also think UK:R has it's moments of comedy too (though i don't think it's a matter of "getting it" it's just ambigous in it's point so that people can make up thier own explanations and feel like they "got it" and are part of a gang)

Good luck to UK:R and VersuS.
Everyone else, if you don't it don't go there, if you do then do. Seems both sites are popular so i think that makes it clear enough.


Can we get over it now?
Blogger B. said...
"forwarding mails to someone's boss at work" is the point. The thread went down the "battle of the sexes" hill, which is bad because it's hard to say anything new about that. Flame suddently occurs.

The thing I love most of the "misogyny" of UK:R is that it's truly a satire of male weaknessess. It's poetry at its best. Little, hopeless men ruin their lives getting frustrated by women and by the lack of blue skies. Boys hug girls to feel the same smell of their mothers. Boys wank solitarily. What a exquisite, nihilistic punk attitude.

That said, it's a difficult kind of poetry, thought for a selected audience. If you're not a loyal follower of UK:R, it's hard to get it. And if you dive into this thread without knowing what UK:R's vision of the world is all about, and without documenting yourself about it, well, you're wasting your time. Zorg wins without battling, thanks to you. Even more when his delightful childish soul gets bitter.

The OXM Italy staff is with you, Zorg. Be fearless. See you in Dundee, hopefully.
Blogger Cunzy11 said...
"Boys wank solitarily. What a exquisite, nihilistic punk attitude."

Hey! Girls play games therefore they
masturbate solitarily too
Blogger Kempo said...
"Hey Kempo..... you are the smart one aren't you?
yes..... i'm SURE they want to have sex with me now - even though i'm a girl!! you moron...."

They might be lezzers, I can't see any other reason people why watch their videos. Tucking your bits inbetween your legs and wearing your mum's bra doesn't make a you a girl, by the way.
Ukr-etard,

There's so many reasons why what you've written makes no-sense. But, today we'll start with the MAIN one.

As i said in an earlier post, Gary has'nt insulted those /oh so delicate/ Versus Girls.
If you look back over the last 2 posts, it was satirical humour about how much Gary is infactuated with these cute girls reviewing games - as has always been the way on UKR.

Unfortunately, people in the comments field mentioned things about where they might live etc.. The Versus Girls got upset. Complained. And the post was removed and Gary asked users to not comment about their personal details. End of..

Now, it seems that the attention seeking bitches steeped to a low and got Garys boss involved, so who is REALLY taking the piss here?

UK Resistance and Gary, have worked in the industry many years - and neither are going anywhere.
The fact that Versus Girls have decided to pick a fight with a heavily used and appreciated website, is a bit of a lose lose situation for the minx's.

You see, whatever your 'ethic' is towards this saga, the unfortunate fact remains - the Versus Girls lack any real talent at the moment.

With that in mind, im really not sure what your comments are going to achieve! Why don't you and the Ladies do some actual work, build up the credibility of the Versus site and then maybe in 6 months time can look back and say "HA! Fuck you Gary! Look at us now!!"
But untill that time, you have work to do! Regardless of what you may think, Uk Resistance is a respected and highly regarded website.
I also note that The Triforce seemed to go the same route as Gary on the Versus girls videos - But Hey! what do those guys know!!??

Good Luck!
Blogger haircut1001 said...
It occurs to me that this couple of stuck up cum dumpsters have made their little You Tube show in the hope that some foolish TV exec or similar media outlet will scoop them up as the saviours of videogames TV.
Lets examine the evidence, both of these fuck towels have tried at every opportunity to get as much attention from the media as they can, entering Joystick junkies “Make Me a Model” compo’s joining the Frag Dolls, that sort of tired shit. Well girls judging by your efforts on You Tube forget it, here’s some advice if you really want to make it in the media nosh off a powerful executive, in the long run it will be less embarrassing than posting up your piss poor effort at presenting.
Blogger haircut1001 said...
It occurs to me that this couple of stuck up cum dumpsters have made their little You Tube show in the hope that some foolish TV exec or similar media outlet will scoop them up as the saviours of videogames TV.
Lets examine the evidence, both of these fuck towels have tried at every opportunity to get as much attention from the media as they can, entering Joystick junkies “Make Me a Model” compo’s joining the Frag Dolls, that sort of tired shit. Well girls judging by your efforts on You Tube forget it, here’s some advice if you really want to make it in the media nosh off a powerful executive, in the long run it will be less embarrassing than posting up your piss poor effort at presenting.
Blogger 123123123 said...
I don't think the girs decided to pick a fight with anyone.
They have all but ignored the site.

They asked for the addresses to be removed which i think we can all agree is perfectly reasonable and this was ignored, they requested again and were then made fun of in email. If you ask someone to be reasonable and they ignore you your only action is to try and force their hand by going to their boss.


It makes sense and is fair enough.
If Zorg had been a little less childish in his interactions then it would have never happened.
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Blogger 123123123 said...
I love the fact that HairCut 1001 has manipulated his poor understanding of the facts to fit a picture of reality that is entirely fictional.

Siren WAS a Fragdoll
and Vixen DID enter that competition. They are the facts.
The thing you so interesting forget to mention is that Siren left the fragdolls becaus she no longer wanted to be a puppet of the big ubisoft cooperation - so essentially gave up her paid job that included fame to follow an independent unpaid path.

Vixen entered that competition and WALKED OUT OF IT once she realised that it was a complete farce and that gaming skill and knowledge had nothing to do with the Job.

So here we have two girls who are unpaid and both had the opportunity to be in paid, high profile media gaming jobs but decided NOT TO because they wanted NOT to be walking adverts and instead actually play and comment on the games they like.
They have invested time and money into thier own site, which is still early days... and have done so from thier own interests and nothing else.
What they put on thier own site is thier own choice, if you don't like it fair enough, that's your personal taste, but check your facts before jumping to conclusions.

If they were so fame hungry why not just stick with the paid jobs that guarantee media attention rather than risk loosing it all to go it alone?

If you want to have a go at women in the industry have a go at those who will do and say anything for a wage - not those that make a point of doing things of thier own back.
Blogger Kempo said...
"she no longer wanted to be a puppet of the big ubisoft cooperation - so essentially gave up her paid job that included fame"

Yeah she was a right celeb, you could hear the Beckhams shitting themselves.
123123 - Yes that would be childish if the address wasn't removed. But it was.

I think they probaly just feel like a bit of a cunt for dropping so low. But, this isn't going to be something they'll admit.

Look, as i said before, why dont the Versus Girls just carry on with their mission to get on the TV or whatever it is their trying to do.

By posting insults on this site to try and protect the Girls, your losing their potential audience!

When i first saw them (on here!) i never really had a problem with them, Girls + Games = Great!
But after seeing all this pathetic commotion they cause i can't imagine i'd dedicate time for anything they do.
So there you go, because of them and their *fans?!* They've lost some audience.

Girls, maybe there be a Joystick Junkies Comp 2 or i hear the promo industry pays well?

Again, Good Luck xxx
Blogger STE said...
god i mother fucking love this site
Blogger S.F.R said...
I love UK:R! Such a satisfying update.

Oh, the tragedy that is people who think that the fragdolls are famous. They must feel like real and actual celebrities when they get an inbox full of messages from some boys who would like to speak a girl with a made up name.

It's a shame no one would like to intelligently debate a case for versus existing, when you take away all of the 'cute' and personal attacks there is nothing really there.
Blogger TFAD said...
The thing is, they're only getting away with doing thier pointless website/TV thing because they are girls.

Using ones sexuality to gain slight fame within this industry is doing nothing but setting it back ten years.
Blogger haircut1001 said...
Ok then on a very simple level, what is the point of their show? I've watched it and I remain confused. Do they provide reviews of the latest games?-not as far as I can see, do they provide a biting commentary on the state of the games industry?-fuck no, do they provide any insight at all into the titles or subjects they’re crapping on about?
Girls who dig games-fine, Ill conceived internet games show presented by blokes or women fuck off, if you make this kind of rubbish be prepared to take flak for it.
Blogger Richie said...
So many Comments! I have never seen such passion for how much we all hate (bad) internet TV.
Blogger Richie said...
So many Comments! I have never seen such passion for how much we all hate (bad) internet TV.
Blogger TFAD said...
And this is the point, they're not actually trying to do anything beside surf along on the admiration received from desperate gamers who want to be their special friends.

It wouldn't be so bad if VersuS had a point and a structure and actually provided something of any use. But they're just not trying. They don't feel they need to. They feel that just videoing themselves talking about old games is enough of a service to justify their website's existence.

Seriously, girls, no paying TV company is going to pay you to do the shit you're doing now.
Blogger 123123123 said...
"It's a shame no one would like to intelligently debate a case for versus existing, when you take away all of the 'cute' and personal attacks there is nothing really there."

Ok from the website itself: "Our aim is to create a strong, friendly community"

Seems fair enough to me. Sure there are other communitys around but there is always room for more.

Obvioulsy things like the fragdolls have an allure otherwise Ubisoft and Joystick junkies wouldnt be setting them up and they wouldnt be popular. Isn't it better to have something like this only without the
commercial agenda?


From what i gather the Video Blogs on the site are the girls doing what they have always done on thier personal blogs, only bringing them to thier own space. The fact that they are trying to create a place where people can share thier own blogs etc. in an environment not full of your standard "bring everyone down" and "noob" screaming morons is quite nice.

I fail to see the issue with two girls setting up a site to do what they like doing?

Why does everything always have to be part of a "sinister larger plan" can't people just get on with thier lives and have a bit of fun in the community?

People are always so quick to defend Gary and his site, well don't be suprised when other people defend thier site too. Why should one person be allowed the right to express his views publicly and another not? Is it gender? Is it fear of competition? is it the English need to always see the negative side of life?

From what i can see it is a popular personal site run by two girls. Why does it need any more explanation that they both decided to do it and did?
Blogger Kaoru said...
Holy crap... The post was hardly /that/ insulting to the VS girls... Sure Zorg said "it's quite clear to us now that it is actually THE WORST THING ON THE INTERNET EVER" but two paragraphs later he also said "It's also worse than that photo of that Japanese girl poo-ing beans over herself in the bath, even though that was actually quite arousing and we've probably got it saved somewhere." So really how serious do you think the comments are?

As far as I'm concerned there needs to be apologies from both sides, but /then/ the VS Girls should thank Zorg for the free advertising of VersuS, which I never would have heard of if it weren't for UK:R and I bet a lot of other people here can say the same.
Blogger Cunzy11 said...
Or, fans from both sites could organise a massive tournament on, I dunno, Micro Machines V3 or that godawful Sonic fighting game or something, and then the winners can be winners and the losers losers and then everyone will actually have something to compare/contrast or attack/defend.

Venue Ideas NEC, Dockland's Arena, Wimbledon, Wembley?
Blogger Vixen said...
I agree with Cunzy 11.
We would happily do that.
In fact lets just do it!
Rather than bicker about what the point is,
lets just make something good come out of it and
create a point.
Also we'd love to do a VersuS video blog
with Gary/Zorg... So come on Gary you up for it?
We are and will happily work with Gary to organise something.
Be nice to see how things pan out in the flesh too

:-)
Blogger Hamstermemnon said...
Deej said...
I hereby invoke Godwin's Variation.

too late mate, it's right up there on the header, if you dont believe me, read the t-shirts item comments

come on a little research, please

is all human repoduction this complicated?
Blogger Vixen said...
Also!!

I want to add...

Myself and Siren have been fans of this site for a while, we laughed at the posts about our site and that was also reflected in our repsonse on our forums.

WE COMPLAINED because we saw an address handed out on here..wouldnt you? if you dont have a problem..prove it by putting your own address on here, or your girlfreinds/boyfriends/parents home addresses..you get the point?

I will continue to browse this site, I have never had a personal problem with any of it. Those of you with one ounce of humanity ought to understand why the complaint was sent..

Your call..
Blogger CreamyRabbit said...
Lets face it 99% of you wouldnt say any of this crap if you met these women in "real life"

Most of you would be shy and go bright red if you had to talk to them.

Anyway, I say cut them some slack, I'm sure I saw a Deamcast in one of those videos.
Blogger Cunzy11 said...
Love the old Deam.

Sorry
Blogger GeorgeyPeorgey said...
123123123:

"Obvioulsy things like the fragdolls have an allure otherwise Ubisoft and Joystick junkies wouldnt be setting them up and they wouldnt be popular. Isn't it better to have something like this only without the commercial agenda?"

I think it's the sheer hypocrisy that annoys many of us. Also from the site itself:

"Just Gamers, Not “Girl Gamers” ... we may both be girls who game but we are not here to wave the “girl gamer” flag. We believe that by drawing attention to gender you create a barrier that is otherwise irrelevant."

Wise words, but wait, what's this? They've plastered alluring pictures of themselves all over other parts of the site? You can see the hypocrisy in this I take it 123123123, right?

We've no right to stop anyone putting stuff like VersuS on the internet, and if they want a media career in games, then best of luck to them both; sincerely, I hope they get there. But fucking hell ladies, at least be honest about it: you're using sexual appeal to sell your site. You're selling out yourselves. Not flying the girl gamer flag? You've stitched the flag yourselves, constructed the biggest fucking flagpole you could and yanked it all the way to the top.

And that brings me on to why I actually appreciate UK:R: because to me, Gary's blog is essentially a bullshit detector. And right now, there's quite a lot of bullshit at the heart of VersuS.
Dearest 123123 & Vixen VS,

As an avid reader of VersuS, i wondered when you might update the GALLERY section?

I know you explained how you don't rely on GENDER or consider yourselve's GIRL GAMERS just Gamers, but i think you've found an interesting 'gap' in the industry!

I mean, browsing through other credible Games related sites/blogs/zines, so far i haven't seen any of the TRIFORCE showing their masclunie chests, UK RESISTANCE also seem a bit shy on this front and i'm very eager to see what the RAM RAIDERS torso has to offer!

One of the VersuS crew obviously had their creative cap on when you thought of that idea!

Anyway, cheerio and congratulations on a superb site!

Ps, Any chance of some nipple or gash in the future?
Blogger igl said...
not only as a reader even as a human beeing i had to make a contribution.

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/435/atfdji1.jpg
Blogger Rag Rappy said...
I love it when people try to build, friendly, all inclusive web communities. Around them.
Blogger Deej said...
Hamstermemnon - different thread. Denied.
Blogger Russ said...
Re: Vixen
Jeez someone (me) only said what fucking city (EXETER!) you film yr piece of shit program in.
and what fucking shit shop you may work in.
NO ONE ACTUALLY FUCKING CARES
and to prove I dont have a problem with my location being published, im from EXETER and no work in London
Blogger Vixen said...
You obviously havent been on the fourms

;-)
Blogger nodesofyesod said...
"And that brings me on to why I actually appreciate UK:R: because to me, Gary's blog is essentially a bullshit detector. And right now, there's quite a lot of bullshit at the heart of VersuS."

Well said that man, but don't you know yet that girls are essentially full of absolute bullshit? I went out with one once and it was a fucking horrible experience, they only let me see wet once or twice and I'd said loads of nice things to them and everything.
Blogger 123123123 said...
Check you facts Russ, full home address, telephone numbers and work addresses have all made their way onto this site one way or another.
Plus a lot of decidedly way over the line comments. Which were removed after the girls were forced to complain about it (which is fair enough.)

I think anyone with half a brain can understand the situation.

I'd like to hear Zorgs opinions on all this.
Blogger The Amazing Kazoo said...
OK RUSS... ME AND YOU... I'M OFF TO EXETER TOMORROW WITH SOME DUCT TAPE AND SOME 9 inch NAILS.... YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO........ YOU BRING THE LARD AND CHOCOLATE HOB KNOBS.....
Blogger jawa said...
look can everyone please watch their spelling and grammar please. its hard enough to read all these hormonal comments as it is without trying to dicipher someone mashing their clammy fists on the keyboard in excitement.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3143/versusdeath5ro7.jpg
Blogger CuntyMcCuntCunt said...
Fuck off you big-faced bitch, we're only going to negotiate with the non-ugly one.
Blogger CuntyMcCuntCunt said...
That message was addressed to "Vixen", naturally.

And I don't believe that these people defending the talentless bints are fans hoping for a shag, I think each and every person writing in defence of that irredeemable shitefest is one or the other of the girls themselves.
Blogger The Amazing Kazoo said...
I've been fucking banned from there forum... how the fuck.. I have never even been there before!... man they some mad ninjisu psy gaming hoes or something... I was bout to post something there ban'able as well!

CUNTS
Blogger only777 said...
Oh, I just logged in and read all this and was amazed with what I saw. I mean no one really belives that these girls play games do they? You know they are just some sort of real life advert to get girls into games. Frag Dolls and who ever these chicks from Exeter are just some long drawn out advert (probably by Nintendo) to get more girls to play games. Dont encourage them and im sure they will disapper in about 2 months! I dont belive what most other people think, which is really these girls are starting a new market. That market is: First of they start some dodgy videogame sites and pretend to know about games for a while, until they have a fair size fan base. Then the next step is to show some flesh, then BAM! There is your new market, selling porn to videogames players (as if we dont have enough).

Either way, its not gonna work!
www.only777.com
Blogger Sl1pstream said...
The reactions in the comment section make this the best post ever.

Even better than that battery thing on IT a while ago.
Blogger Vixen said...
"Fuck off you big-faced bitch, we're only going to negotiate with the non-ugly one"

hahahahahahahahaha alright love!

Bet you are too hott for words!
Blogger S.F.R said...
Now I know this doesn't have anything to do with what we are talking about but if anyone would like to see me run around in my pants, review Leisure Suit Larry and then hold some guns near some graffiti covered bus stops, come to my site www.YouHaveNoFriends.com - you can make a donation if you like! What a worthy cause eh? Eh? What? You don't like it? It sounds a bit shit?? Yes it does doesn't it? A bit like ringtone magazine (out now) or that versus thing.

My point is, versus people, I don't think that you would visit a site like yours if someone else was running it, making out dated remarks about games and putting lots of videos and pictures of themselves on it. Because you would probably think; "Hey, this is a bit pointless".

I know it's hard to see, because your faces are all over it, and you might be thinking "Oh this is great - look at me there with my gun and sword! Wow this site is awesome! Who could possibly have a problem with this? Bastards the lot of them."

And no I don’t think that this will ever wear thin.
Blogger Alvy Singer said...
What a charming, wonderful day you've all had.

I think there should be a big Halo 2 tournament to solve all this. I've heard from these two girls it's jolly good fun.

Otherwise, bring back Bitz with Emily Booth. Now that was intellectual entertainment.
Blogger Vixen said...
you know what they say...

Naff off and browse elseware!

it's not difficult!! promise!!

;-)
Blogger The Amazing Kazoo said...
oh fuck it all... I'm off for a wank.....
Blogger Boss Nonnu said...
Aww bless. The internet is still full of misplaced rage!
Blogger Russ said...
so were all agreed they're shit then?
Blogger CuntyMcCuntCunt said...
"hahahahahahahahaha alright love!

Bet you are too hott for words!"

awwww big-jaw's getting touchy toooo cute xxx
Vixen, Siren & 123123 (who i presume is either one of the two or one of the two's father)

I'm not sure why your still posting on here?

I suggested earlier you should concentrate on your own website/product so you can show us all really what you've got to offer (no Vixen not your tits), but you still seem to linger around UK Resistance. Why? Maybe your drunk on all this attention!

My suggestion is thus: FUCK OFF

You've made a moron of yourselve's and accomplished nothing.

The address (even though i NEVER saw it, other than the word EXETER be mentioned) is not on this site, you admitted that you were both amused by what Zorg wrote in the previous 2 articles, so why are you still here?

Already fully established as talentless and shit, your now bordering on sad and pathetic.

Quit whilst your...... well just quit if i were you.

Big Kiss Girls xxxx
Blogger Ren said...
Fucks sake. Over a 120 comments. This has to be the most controversial post I've ever seen.

But can someone please tell us what versus said about UK: R that was so bad.
Blogger Ashley said...
These girls are average looking at best.
The videos they made are truly horrible.
Those are the facts.
Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
"I'd like to hear Zorgs opinions on all this"

IT'S GONE TOO FAR AND SHOULD ALMOST CERTAINLY STOP...

...if only so we can all get to sleep tonight, instead of lying there all angry composing REALLY AWESOME replies in our heads until 4.00am.
Blogger cocko said...
Ok. I'm not bothering reading all 106 of this fucking retarded comments.

All i want to know is. Did anyone actually make the porn pic of the vixen chicks? I want it badly to have a tommy tank. Tanks!
Blogger jawa said...
who said this was better than the battery thing. because they be liars!
Wanna fight?
Blogger Russ said...
Girls Eh?
Blogger Bionic Commando said...
"And it sounds as if they live in Exeter. Which is also shit."

Fuck off, cunt. Exeter is so great it's got a Game store in the basement of Debenhams, which means I can earn Nectar points on purchases and Mr Sainsburys can email the government with details of all the violent woman-hating games I buy (not to mention the overpriced second-hand Dreamcast titles) to be added to my secret profile. EVERYONE WINS.
Blogger accelaexp said...
106 comments ! what the fuck happened here ?!
ok, i go buy some beer and i'll take my evening to read all the crap.
expect a funny and clever comment by myself asap.
Blogger cocko said...
Pics anyone?
Blogger jawa said...
4am is 8 and a half hours away. thats about 2000 more posts. did i win the competition or do i have to fire photoshop up again?

lets rumble!
Blogger Corporal Hixx said...
it's funny how u guys all say 'what are Versus' 'we don't give a sh**'...yet terrorising them week in week out to massage your pathetic male internet geek egos isn't enough for you? Gary Cutlack says...so you all jump? God, that's not kissing ass like people who go on the Versus site is? LMAO!
Blogger Zero9X said...
Couldn't be arsed to read all that. but fucking brilliant!
BIONIC COMMANDO - I only said Exeter are shit because they beat fulham last week.

CORPORAL HIXX - Your wrong, we dont do as Gary says and dont approve of everything he does. Zorg WILL be told on here when an update is shit. Pity you dont tell the VersuS girls the same thing...

On a side note; Being critical about male ego's and calling yourself "Corporal Hixx" ..

ps: your post lost all credibility (if it had any) when you wrote "LMAO"
Blogger Zvonareva said...
Wow, did that guy get turned down by one of them,or something? LOL

Hes one angry spotty geek! lol

How old are you, my son? 15?

Well no wonder you dont have a chance, you need to lower your standards abit, I think someone like Jackie Stallone is more your level, get in their matey! LOL
Blogger El Leone said...
LOL at rush of Versus Forum members.
Blogger Michael Rossell said...
Got ot do a shameless plug guys!

More discussion to feed your WeAreVersus addiction...

http://forums.britxbox.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=47293&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Girls are posting on my website, myabe they'll do other things for me like bake cakes...
Blogger tentonipete said...
more! more! please don't stop! this is comedy gold.

hey sideburn or buffy or whatever the other one is called. i live in bristol and if you fancy it (and i can put a paper bag over your head) we could hook up and do the sex. it's okay, you're probably only a 5 pinter.
One of the girls responses on BXB when asked why they emailed Gary's boss;

"We emailed his boss because they suggested that people Rape, kill and cut us to pieces! and then they followed it by adding our addresses, sound fair to you?"

Hmmmmm, not something i recall reading on that post.....
Blogger Michael Rossell said...
I once unloaded my ammo into the face of a fragdoll at an event organised by Ubisoft.

Who says they are corporate puppets?!
Blogger Tomleecee said...
Ho ho! UK:R finally returns to form! Jolly good show, chaps (and chap-ettes)
Blogger Ren said...
So I've just read about the whole thing over on the BXB forums. Seem's like all involved got too emotional with the whole incident.

I understand why the girls got upset with having their personal details posted on this sites comments section but to go and email Gary's (Zorgs) boss at mega publisher Future over someone elses idiotic comments is a bit fucked up.

The comments in question were rightly deleted but I feel now that versus tv's reputation may have been damaged by this sorry affair.

After all, a lot of people (including myself) only became aware of versus tv through UK: R. That's something they should have understood.

I personally think it's a load of shite mind but each to their own I guess...
Blogger X-Toad said...
Girls and Exeter all suck ass.
Blogger TFAD said...
It's a shame. Their website's hits have probably tripled since all this spastication kicked off.

It would've been better for everyone if Gary had just ignored their very first emails begging coverage. At least then most people would still be unaware that VersuS exists.

With any luck this will all blow over soon enough.
Blogger TFAD said...
Oh and nice to see fansite pleb Michael Rossell turn up to use this hysteria to promote his site.

Fair play son.
Blogger Ashley said...
Ive never seen so many comments.
But its worth it, because these girls CLEARLY need a dose of reality. I.E Your not famous, your not good looking, your as worthless as me, which is very worthless indeed.
Move to another country.
Blogger Vixen said...
lol Just saw your photos on your Blog..you arent wrong!
Blogger withpaperwings said...
i heard a rumour, once, that UK:R was mainly taking the piss and you shouldn't take it seriously...


...probably rubbish though.
Blogger gabbagabba said...
Lol & Ashley,
Vixens not wrong, how can you talk of people being ugly and talentless and then come up with a blog like that?
Jeesus man, put it away - what gives you the right to share your really crap attempts at humour with the rest of the world. Glass houses + stones and all that. Don't criticise others blogs if your own attempts is such a rotting pile of wank.
VersuS pisses all over that attempt.
Good work girls keep it up (and you are both not bad looking, and no i am not saying this just to sleep with you, though i think most people here are being rude because they mistake it for coming across aloof and cool.)
Blogger dw2k6 said...
rich slags.
Blogger dw2k6 said...
they say they don't want to be labelled as girl gamers, when at youtube they have tagged some of their videos girlsgamers and whatever variations. Therefore tagging themselves the girl gamers they don't want to be labelled as! you go go go stalin!
Blogger T4RG4 said...
Holy crap cakes what a shit load of comments to read, ready, skiiiiiiiiip, read, read, skiiiiiiiiip. I've no idea who these ladies are... let me look them up on the net using some shit info from here... wait...
Blogger whizzedoutwoz said...
This is brilliant stuff, when VersuS vanish the Resistance will still be here.
Blogger T4RG4 said...
Well... watched a couple of their movies... Siren is erm, shit. I cant see her ever being a good presenter (sorry). Vixen, with a lot of training could be good but fuck me woman you've got a long face (maybe its just like that on the internet or something) and stop flicking your bloody hair, get it cut with a blunt knife or something.

I would watch your videos because you arent as annoying as that other girl (ditch her).

And I love UKR, its made me laugh so many times that I dont want there to be a fight. Some people take stuff to seriously (Geekoids).
Blogger Matt said...
Hurrah!

www.orangemapped.co.uk/external/ukr-tshirt.html
Blogger Mentski said...
I'm afraid that as pretty as (at least one of them) seems to be, If Im going to download a videogame review show, I'd rather watch a bunch of fat balding scotsmen with a real knowledge and passion for the subject material. Not a couple of girls who think games are "cool".

If they want to be "famous", get on Big Brother or some vehicle for egocentric wannabes. If you really want to do a games show, know your shit, don't be so fucking patronising, and don't expect people to forgive your flaws by fluttering your fucking eyelids.
Blogger dw2k6 said...
all hot and bothered today in the warm british sun, that ozone will make it warmer until we burn! i piss on the floor.
Blogger Atolmazel said...
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Blogger Atolmazel said...
cmdr Zorg = Gary Cutlack? Wow, I had no idea and I've been reading this blog for a long time. Cool to see you wrote for SSM, wasn't lee so much cooler than rich?
Blogger Atolmazel said...
Now I come to think of it I bet anything you were the guy behind the 'girly corner' I vaguely remember that was introduced after female readers complained about the back page CG 'babes'. There were pictures of bunny rabbits and such.
Blogger ShutUpYourUglyFace said...
Gurlz r only good for washing the dishes and my COCK! LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLO





I'm so alone. I'm gonna cry while listing to the new Morrissey cd.
Blogger Hamstermemnon said...
Matt.
www.orangemapped.co.uk/external/ukr-tshirt.html

nice, quality
Blogger Dave said...
Hey! I like Morrissey.

This update made me laugh the hardest I have for a long while, not just because it's UK:R, but because it's not over-the-top irony this time, they actually pretty much are starting to cut straight to the chase. I laughed even harder when i saw the amount of comments. Bravo.
Matt: That t-shirt advert was BRILLIANT.

That is all.
Blogger Stompy said...
I'll do you one better.

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6640/creamversusvb7.jpg
Blogger Munter_S said...
You know, I'm torn about this.

Whilst I think the "Wacky Front Page Comments" crew are utter utter helmet-shit-smears, I can't help but think these attention seeking vapid harridens need a good kick in the cunt.

They are just vain, stroppy, sulky, vicious little cock-holsters. However, if you'd met my wife, you'd know that's exactly my type. Also, big face = more to aim at.

It's a dichotomy and no mistake.
Blogger whizzedoutwoz said...
Hay nice T-Shirts
Blogger xenicuslongpipe said...
173 comments? WTF?
Blogger bensem said...
Versus TV: show us your gash or fuck off, cunts.
Hi Babe's!

I'm sure you remember me? It's GRACE from Big Brother!

As a self proclaimed 'bitch' i just wanna let those VersuS girls know, that there's only room for one BITCH on the TV right now, and it's me. GRACE.

So, girls, stop being "hoochie mamma's" (this is what i called Aishylene before i left the house!) and leave the bitchiness to a pro - me, GRACE from BB.

Look out for me in the latest copy of HEAT, and i'll tell you what i REALLY think of Mikey and Imogen...

Bye babes,

GRACE (from the Big Brother Television show)
Blogger El Leone said...
LEAVE THEM ALONE GUYS ALL THEY WANNA DO IS BLOG ON THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY.
Blogger Fishing_Fishy_Fish said...
yeah, that's right: pix plz kthx!
Blogger Hamstermemnon said...
anyway, back to basics
would
either or both
singularly or together



>cue divorce... lawsuit.. custody battle etc
Blogger accelaexp said...
coded message to VersuckS :
the only thing you care is the stance.

and on a side note : stop reading female magazines right now, and shemale ones too, and pass the word to your friends, and bye.
Blogger mykel said...
OH NOES!

Having been away for 2 days and having missed the initial hilarity bum-rush that's all I have to say :( :D
Blogger Slikvik said...
Listen, I don't care how shit/good the Versus site is. I also don't care if you think the people on UK:R are twats.

This is what I saw happen. If this is wrong/correct could zorg and one of the girls (hope you aren't offended by being called 'girls',) please set it all straight.

Someone posted the word EXETER on the comments section.

The girls complained to zorg who was probably a bit stroppy with them, but nonetheless posted this in the comments section AND removed the posts:

"Cmdr_Zorg said...

Look, it's all good fun, until someone gets tracked down, abducted at knifepoint, forced into a car and is then found three weeks later cut up in chunks in a bin liner in some woods with semen stains all over what's left of their clothing.

WHAT THAT MEANS IS:
Don't post any more comments about where the girls live and work. They complained, and although saying the town someone lives in is obviously not against the law and a bit of a joke, we're going to be nice and remove the not-that-offending comments.

Besides, if anyone's going to find them, it's GOING TO BE ME.
11:30 AM"

He did not say for anyone to rape you!

If a full address was posted here where was it, because I didn't see it.

You then emailed his boss. That is serious shit and way over the top. THATS THE POINT HERE. YOU WERE OUT OF ORDER.

This pissed of Zorg, so he posted a UK:R update which made the point that his orginal update wasn't that bad in the first place. (Maybe you didn't "get it".)

Please just give it a rest girls and girls fanboys. UK:R did not single you out from the whole Internet. They, not too long ago, slagged off some geek kids for doing gaming review vids. Funny that eh?

They weren't girls! It's just that the Vids were kinda shit...bit like your's (IMHO.)

Slik (LOUGHTON, ESSEX!! You can catch me in the Hollybush most Fridays)
Blogger Starke said...
Am I alone in thinking that this has all be truly fucking bizarre?

It's like watching Final Fantasy and Zelda fanboys going to war.

The girls are, without a doubt, playing on their gender and the fact that they're pretty attractive.

Who -really- cares, though? I mean, we'd all do Aleks Krotoski, right?

Everyone should all just get along and form their OWN opinions.
Blogger Vixen said...
Ok, for the last time..

It wasnt the word Exeter that was printed, it was a full work address and phone numer (now been deleted, thankyou)

then on the forum

a home address and phone number (now been deleted thankyou)

all is over, boring as hell now.
Blogger phorenzik said...
I agree with both sides of the argument. But it was very irresponsible to post addresses. I can see the funny side, but I certainly wouldn't like my address to be made public. Can't we all just get along? Lets say the Vs girls are Nintendo, and us UKR peeps are Sega. We all know how that rivalry panned out. Jesus loves all of us......except that fat bloke who smells of wee.
Blogger Captain Cowboy said...
Why are they still keeping up that there were full addresses up? I've been following this whole thing and I never saw more than "exeter" myself.

I can't help but wonder why you're carrying that on, but you've stopped claiming people want to rape you into small pieces and piss on your minge.
I live in Chestfield.

Anyone fancy raping me? :(
Blogger Slikvik said...
So at what point did you 'grass him up ' to his boss?

If the full addresses were on here then it's out of order, but they must have gone quick 'cause I also didn't see them.

I still get the feeling you got Zorgs 'professional' work involved after the full addresses were removed.

Is this true? Just want to set everyone straight so we can rip the shit out of each other in earnest.
Blogger Captain Cowboy said...
I live in Fenton which is in the center of Stoke-on-Trent, in Staffordshire. If you come down here managing director I will rape you into small pieces and carve my name into your dismembered anus.

That is if you don't murder me to death first.
Blogger jawa said...
can we have a new post now about how to track down peoples addresses from the internet and the best way to package decomposing body parts before disposal by burial or mastication?
Blogger Captain Cowboy said...
You could feed them to pigs? I mean, they'll eat anything (according to Brick-Tooth Tony, at least).

As for tracking people down, I can't help you. I've only ever murdered people I already know.
Blogger eightfivezero said...
So, when are the new shirts coming?
Blogger Ren said...
Oh for fucks sake. I cant believe this post is still getting comments. The girls are right. This shit is old now.

Besides there's a new site/blog/whatever that I came across called US Resistance that needs the piss taken out of right now.

Not sure if Zorg has seen it yet but he should definetly post something satirical/possibly illegal about it.
It's quite nice having Vixen lurking in the background on here.. But where's that other one?

Can't Zorg make her an honery member of UK RESISTANCE so we can have a (much needed) female perspective on things on our mind? We can ask her questions about WOMEN/GIRLS.

Like, do girls prefer us to cum on their face or tummy?

Vixen?
Blogger Captain Cowboy said...
Good God that US Resistance is awful. It's like UK Resistance without the humour...

Also, how can they dare mock a website when they have stolen it's design, layout and writing style (albeit, shitly) to the letter, so much so that it's beyond parody and just plain, flat out copying? Bunch of fatties.
Blogger Slikvik said...
Yeah I agree. Bored now.

Saying that...I think it would be much better if Vixen and Siren DID move over to the well established UK:R.

I think it would be the perfect combo and I bet with Zorgs input those fucking videos would be better too. =]

See, I actually like games and girls, but I like proper games info and gorgeous girls. 1 out of 2 ain't bad (meaning you're gorgeous - before you jump down my throat.)

I would also quite like to meet you for a drink and possibly have sex.

Maybe a games tourney is a good idea for a new Vid. Sign me up and hopefully Zorg will be up for it as well.

SlikVik.
Blogger phorenzik said...
@ Come on Managing Director, You can do it!! said...
I live in Chestfield.

Anyone fancy raping me? :(

I live in Mansfield. Is 'Chestfield' close to Chesterfield? if so, and if you are a fit bird, then OK. I'll also bring my fiancee and we can do that rude 3 way thing I once saw in a film. On a serious note, did you know a bloke called Steve who ran a market stall in Chesterfield called Matercart? He was a legend. he sold import DC stuff an' everything
Blogger Individual999991 said...
First post!
Blogger Starke said...
Does thinking about Siren and having a wank in the spaz bogs count as sex?

If it does then we're all getting lucky this afternoon, right guys?

Am I right? Obviously I am, I mean, she's a GIRL WHO PLAYS GAMES and that's what all us 14 year olds dream of!!!1

In other words; purple and silver oranges.
Blogger Charlie Brigden said...
"I mean, we'd all do Aleks Krotoski, right?"

Maybe if she got better reorientation surgery.

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