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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Also, make a black one, I am fat/shy.
I'm really sorry I just responded with "alright" and a smile, I was on more drugs than NiGHTS and Space Harrier combined. We should talk!
Yours sincerely,
Wasted from the Overkill tent
I even got complimented in it by the fit girl at archery, so ner :P
Actually screw that, Im not sorry, But what does it mean?
"Speil macht frei" means "play brings freedom"
Isn't it bloody clever?
I'd buy the t-shirt.
ps I wear my teal shirt with pride on the mean streets of W4 and someone has even complimented the colour.
pps I had to delete and rewrite because I spelt Auschwitz wrong.
With one or all of them at once? How powerful is this t-shirt?
I mean, how about a BLUE SKIES IN GAMES campaign t-shirt? :D :D :D The t-shirt itself could even be blue!!!
I'm sure if Sega are seemingly quite happy to allow all those knock-off/printer-transfer Sonic t-shirts on eBay they'll be quite happy to see Sonic's likeness in a 'spiel macht frei' design. To be honest THEY SHOULD PAY YOU TO DO IT just so we can help re-address the balance against all those fucks in the Mario t-shirts they sell at Gamestation...
i would also buy a spiel macht frei t-shirt in a second
do they come in rodent sizes?
it'd be like the end of v for vendetta
Fuck yes.
I think it'd work also as a banner across a black t-shirt.
Lets have a vote on designs before you print them.
this?
Here it is in blue
Red and Blue
Although I would quite like an Arbeit macht frei shirt too, is that not politically correct?
2. What's wrong with American Apparel? They're my favourite t-shirts, nicely cut and slightly fitted so they don't make you look like a fat fuck who can only wear XXXXL Umbro tracksuit tops. I can only assume people who don't like them are fat fucks, in which case get your fucking stomachs stapled then come back and buy one in 18 months when you've lost 260lbs each and have had all the spare skin removed.
3. I still can't believe people would REALLY buy and wear a t-shirt with a Nazi-esque slogan on it. I wouldn't, for fear of getting kicked in. But then I'm the sort of person people like to kick in, so perhaps I'm unnaturally sensitive to worrying about getting kicked in when "going outside".
4. The existing ones are not meant to be funny. Just nice.
5. This isn't a democracy. Imagine it's the 1950s and you're a woman, this is our office, you work for us and we're the boss of you. You'll have what you're given and LIKE IT OR ELSE.
6. But I'll make one anyway. If I've still got the font. So you can all start dieting and sign up to a gym but only go the once.
And yes I signed up just to write this. Which makes me a cunt too. Cunt it.
AT LEAST do "blue skies in games". The reason I didn't buy one this time is because they weren't.. UK:R-y enough. I bet even a simple UK:R logo shirt in the red and black style of the site wouldn't sell too badly either.