THE ELSPA UK MOBILE DOWNLOAD CHART, FOR APRIL 2006
1 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG - GLU MOBILE/SEGA
2 TETRIS - EA
3 THE SIMS 2 - EA
4 WORMS - THQ
5 BLOCK BREAKER DELUXE - GAMELOFT
6 ICE AGE 2: ARCTIC SLIDE - GLU MOBILE
7 MONOPOLY - GLU MOBILE
8 EA SPORTS FIFA 06 - EA
9 RONNIE O'SULLIVAN SNOOKER - PLAYER ONE
10 CHAMPIONSHIP MANAGER 2006 - EIDOS
This is one of those little victories that makes us happy, like putting a magazine inside a newspaper and only paying for the newspaper.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. TAILS FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN LOCAL CHEMIST SHOP SONY'S HAD ANOTHER AMAZING IDEA ALL BY ITSELF! PS3 LIE WATCH - EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'TEKKEN... NINTENDO'S DS HAS JUST GOT A BIT GAYER A LOAD MORE SEGA VIDEO THINGS, WITH SUBMITTER'S CO... SYSTEMATIC ABUSE UNCOVERED IN ANIMAL CROSSING WILD... SOME FAT GEEK WHINING ABOUT NINTENDO DS A WOMAN? EXPLAINING ABOUT CABLES?
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Hedgehog eats worms, rah the food chain
maybe not
1. On the bus
2. Having a shit
Quite.
a. Shit once a day
b. can be on a bus more than once a day.
Thats still a reasonable amount of gameplay time