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Let's all make 50 Cent: Bulletproof win the Golden Joysticks. That way, the makers will have to go up and accept an award so everyone in the audience can boo and throw wine bottles full of piss at the stage and laugh!

50 Cent for VICTORY!

It's on TV and everything, so this will make everyone stop making gangsta games, and only companies that make sweet games about being happy animals will survive and a New World Order will emerge! (We'll be THE KINGS of this new world order, of course. We'll get back to you with a list of weird sex demands once we're crowned).
Blogger tentonipete said...
how on earth did it even get nominated?

i hope "FIDDY" goes to get any award so we can throw bottles of wee like we did at daphne and celeste.
Blogger Tingle said...
What is a Golden Joysticks?
Blogger DaveP said...
daphne and celeste? wee throwing?

Wasnt that at Reading festival many years ago?

I have a funny feeling I was there, but then the days when I was young and trendy and filled my summers with fetivals and wee chucking are all a bit of a blur...

on topic though, isnt there a danger your carefully thought out plan to shame the fucknuts that designed the fiddy game might take all the booing as some kind of street "big up" just like Tony Blair at some london school a while ago?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/blog/4484673.stm
Blogger DaveP said...
christ I cant make this thing post when I want to...

Not sure if last link or my post went through...

check this, booing could be taken the wrong way..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/blog/4484673.stm
Blogger Hamstermemnon said...
True, I suppose.
It's also possible that a bottle of piss could be mistaken for some kind of aphrodisiac, in which case we could see the rare sight of Cmdr Zorg getting chased aronud the awards in a Benny Hill Stylie.

I'd watch
Blogger Koston said...
50 Cent also got a warm welcome at Reading Festival like daphne & celeste, i've never seen so many bottles being thrown at one person. People united, shedding their differences, helping each other piss into plastic bottles to throw at Fiddy.

When the plastic bottles were all gone people resorted to throwing anything they could find, including great wads of trodden turf, their phones and shoes.

Fiddy threw a few bottles of his own back, thus proving that he's a "badass muthafucka".

BEST FESTIVAL EVER.
Blogger Olly said...
Hooray! Nominated in five categories including Girls Choice!

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