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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
i hope "FIDDY" goes to get any award so we can throw bottles of wee like we did at daphne and celeste.
Wasnt that at Reading festival many years ago?
I have a funny feeling I was there, but then the days when I was young and trendy and filled my summers with fetivals and wee chucking are all a bit of a blur...
on topic though, isnt there a danger your carefully thought out plan to shame the fucknuts that designed the fiddy game might take all the booing as some kind of street "big up" just like Tony Blair at some london school a while ago?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/blog/4484673.stm
Not sure if last link or my post went through...
check this, booing could be taken the wrong way..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/blog/4484673.stm
It's also possible that a bottle of piss could be mistaken for some kind of aphrodisiac, in which case we could see the rare sight of Cmdr Zorg getting chased aronud the awards in a Benny Hill Stylie.
I'd watch
When the plastic bottles were all gone people resorted to throwing anything they could find, including great wads of trodden turf, their phones and shoes.
Fiddy threw a few bottles of his own back, thus proving that he's a "badass muthafucka".
BEST FESTIVAL EVER.