"I passed the "Sega Park" in Brighton seafront and thought of you guys. The place has two signs, one of which the G in SEGA and K in PARK were stolen by chavs who ventured off Brighton pier. In side "SEGA PARK" there are no SEGA games, in fact there is only really Tekken, one of those gay dance games for Chinese people and about 40+ slot machines. The people that work there aren't very pleasant. I'll try and get some pics of the inside of the place next time I go there but it's not very SEGA-y. Enjoy the pics!"
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A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA SCOUT UPDATE, APRIL/MAY 2006 TAILS FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN LOCAL CHEMIST SHOP SONY'S HAD ANOTHER AMAZING IDEA ALL BY ITSELF! PS3 LIE WATCH - EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'TEKKEN... NINTENDO'S DS HAS JUST GOT A BIT GAYER A LOAD MORE SEGA VIDEO THINGS, WITH SUBMITTER'S CO... SYSTEMATIC ABUSE UNCOVERED IN ANIMAL CROSSING WILD... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a5rHTVWZDk&search=playstation%203
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a5rHTVWZDk&search=playstation%203
Make of that what you will.
The real Ecco's there though.
Sega World was crap anyway; there was ride called 'The Beast in the Dark' where you got in a carriage that went through a dark tunnel. Great.
There was a Michael Jackson simulator ride of some sort too but I've blocked that from my memory. Ah the good old days of the Trocadero, now it's full of DDR ripoffs and broken sticker printers. Bring Back Alien War I say and let's have a few more old biffers have heart attacks. Now That's entertainment.
Actually watching a fat lass on the horie riding game was as entertaining as it was disturbing. She left some arse-sweat on the saddle.
True, the staff could do with being a bit more on the blue-skies side, but HECK, this is where I first played Outrun 2 for crying out loud! It's where I first raced along the Milky Way! It's where I trained every week to be the best Virtua Cop in Virtua City! To think, one of the last remaining SEGA fortresses in the land being mocked by its only defender.
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