The caption for this one could say the one on the left's checking to see if she's got anything stuck in her teeth in the screen reflection, while the one on the right is trying to use it as a camera. Because she thinks it's a camera!
Then, the caption for this one could just be "would" as in, we definitely WOULD like to take her home, then post bits of her body back to our parents to PROVE we're not gay. And so on.
This one would have a really long caption about PSP's poor battery life. The joke being that we have SOMETHING ELSE to put in her hands (a penis) that also takes a lot of charging up and then doesn't last very long.
IT'S GOT TO THE STAGE WHERE THIS SORT OF STUFF WRITES ITSELF AND WE OUGHT TO JUST TURN THIS SITE INTO A TEXT-ONLY LIST OF REALLY OBVIOUS LINKS TO PICS LIKE THIS:
Here.
Labels: MEAT BAGS (WOMEN)
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE DS PUBLICITY MACHINE HAS GONE TOO FAR THE SEGA PARK IN BRIGHTON IS LOOKING A BIT RUN DOW... SEGA SCOUT UPDATE, APRIL/MAY 2006 TAILS FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN LOCAL CHEMIST SHOP SONY'S HAD ANOTHER AMAZING IDEA ALL BY ITSELF! PS3 LIE WATCH - EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'TEKKEN... NINTENDO'S DS HAS JUST GOT A BIT GAYER
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
or better still a translation of the page
first, we have nintendo who wants us to meet real girls and have soft-classy-clean group sex with them; and they are determined to attract more childish asian cuties to the gaming community for the sake of the sex-starved people's pleasure.
on the other side, as we can see here, we have sony, who just wants people to wank over porn forever and even attract foot fetishists to the psp cum'munity. shame on you sony.
now it's all clear to me, the "expand gaming market" nintendo thing, and why sony will fail this time.
Hmmm interesting.