SONIC CHANNEL - even though it's SONIC TEAM's blog - is going on the list of sites we hate, next time we bother changing it. This has probably been on the internet for 13 years, but as far as we're concerned if it hasn't been on UKR then it doesn't count. This new rule means it's now OK for us to copy things off forums.
F.A.O. ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SEND US STUFF*
You need to BUCK YOUR IDEAS UP. We're being BEATEN by some stupid JAPANESE BLOG, that probably nobody reads because it's about SEGA and IN JAPANESE. We want pasta-shaped game character sightings, and we want them YESTERDAY.
*Apart from the man who sent us the pasta link, who is now the inaugural ELITE SEGA SCOUT ALPHA TEAM member, and so awesome we fired up Photoshop and made this especially in his honour:
Only the man who sent us the pasta site link is allowed to download and make copies of this image. Unauthorised downloading and distribution of this logo will lead to us pretending to be you on the internet and causing loads of trouble with who you work for.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING WITH THIS JAPANESE... THE DS PUBLICITY MACHINE HAS GONE TOO FAR THE SEGA PARK IN BRIGHTON IS LOOKING A BIT RUN DOW... SEGA SCOUT UPDATE, APRIL/MAY 2006 TAILS FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN LOCAL CHEMIST SHOP SONY'S HAD ANOTHER AMAZING IDEA ALL BY ITSELF! PS3 LIE WATCH - EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'TEKKEN...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
With report that,
The canned goods which transfigure in the deep-black [ke] [tsu] [ke] were excavated.
“Obtaining? Obtaining?
The canned goods of sonic explode???
Uncommonness smelling???”
[wake] not being understood,
When it tries excluding the sack which is presented…
“[gi] [ya] []
Something you are disgusted, [ya] []!!”
What from canned goods
The mud mud which becomes deep-black mono being started overflowing,
In heroical thing… ><
And,
Smell, in tremendous thing…!
When you look at the package,
“The pasta of the tomato & the cheese source” it is to seem, but…
Already, as for retention above this with a dangerous state where it is not achieved,
Everything we had decided to cancel.
The photograph relative the canned goods which remain cleanly.
It is last commemoration photographing.
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Teaching of this day:
When the canned goods are retained in commemoration,
Eating content during the appreciation time limit,
After washing the can cleanly, the ♪ which it will retain
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http://fofr.trivialbeing.net/images/speedkills2.gif
:( poor sonic...
http://fofr.trivialbeing.net/images/speedkills2.gif
:( poor sonic
And this is actually hard to get...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/72688045@N00/171259228/
rare ones include a scratch and sniff sonic holding his shoe (which doesnt smell no more) and gold 50th comic edition. hit me back.