"Oh my god! There's a little man in there! How does he breathe? Oh wait, that must be what the holes are for."
This is the bit where she's actually shaking the DS up and down and shouting "JUMP! JUMP!" at it. If we'd made this up as a parody, people would have called US sexist.
Silver and gold medals go to A) The face she makes when she sees Mario eat a mushroom and grow big, and B) The face (shown above) she makes when Mario dies respectively, with the latter setting a new world record. "Wow! When I ran into that turtle it played a pretty tune! I wonder if I could get it to do it again?"
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE SEGA PARK IN BRIGHTON IS LOOKING A BIT RUN DOW... SEGA SCOUT UPDATE, APRIL/MAY 2006 TAILS FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN LOCAL CHEMIST SHOP SONY'S HAD ANOTHER AMAZING IDEA ALL BY ITSELF! PS3 LIE WATCH - EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'TEKKEN... NINTENDO'S DS HAS JUST GOT A BIT GAYER A LOAD MORE SEGA VIDEO THINGS, WITH SUBMITTER'S CO...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
C) this girl just had an oopsie
if it wasn't for her i wouldn't even have thought of buying a ds lite...
or at least, she's playing her own nintendo-supplied ds.
point is it's not yours, and that's what matters
http://www.play.com/Games/PlayStation2/STCS7/3-/904396/Pro_Evolution_Soccer_6/Product.html
i guess there's always girls of CS...
I hope that's not endorsed in anyway by these 'boys'? Reading posts on there is the equivalent to having an incredibly painful shit.
Zorg - we demand you do a post about US:Resistance!
http://www.whois.us/whois.cgi?TLD=us&dn=usresistance&TYPE=DOMAIN
Registered to a Benjamin.. how strange the first person to reply to my rant about US:Resistance was a guy called Benjamin from the US..
Anyway, there isnt any particuarly new updates on there so hopefully they've given up.
Not shown: The spotty American kid that got to play it a week before her.
what never ceases to amaze me is the extent they have gone to copy this site, same link headings everything.
it almost makes you question whether the yanks really did :-
discover North America
fight agaist the english, whilst painted in wode
shag a posh english bird on a sinking ship
capture the enigma machine
fly to the moon etc
or did the just copy someoneelse's idea?