It's the stuff we've been sent. At least, it's the remaining dregs - anything we get sent that's really good we do a proper update with and pretend we found it ourselves. SOME BODGE-JOB MEGA DRIVE PRICK WANKER"Some fool did this. I suspect it is useless as both a guitar and a Mega Drive. Cunt."BLOKE DOING A WEIRD DANCE TO THE JSR SOUNDTRACKBloke doing a weird dance to the JSR soundtrackSOME SORT OF BIZARRE PSONE/MEGA DRIVE HYBRID THING ON A RUSSIAN WEB SITE"Don't know if you'll have seen this already but i found some sort of bizarre psone/megadrive hybrid thing on a Russian website, looks weird."HOOKER MADE GOOD"Looks like it paid off for some of those hookers you featured last year - whilst doing some E3 'research', I happened across this pic of the winner at the launch of her new booth babe career, posing with a couple of runners-up with breasts deemed big enough to be adorned with the title of some other Sony shite."
"And would, I s'pose."EA'S GENESIS PAD"Found a bizarre thing in Toymaster in Dublin... backwater that it is. Not a SEGA logo anywhere on it. Down with that kind of thing."DAMIAN BUTT IS A 'CUNT'"You seen Cunt's Corner? There's a fucking super nasty thread on there for Damian Butt. Nothing to do with me, but I do hate the cunt and like the idea of him being ridiculed in front of the industry."A POSSIBLY INTERESTING FACT: "Sonic is an enzyme now!"http://embryology.med.unsw.edu.au/MolDev/factor/shh.htmSEGA WILL MAKE US ALL LIVE FOREVERSEGA WILL MAKE US ALL LIVE FOREVER!!!!"Looks like I'll need that pension after all :("A DOG WEARING A SONIC T-SHIRT"This is not my dog"JUST A PICTURE OF WEMBLEY THAT WE HOPE WASN'T STOLEN FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE: A FEW THINGS FROM JAPAN"A few things from Japan for you as I'm leaving for England on Saturday..."
"First up is a packet of "Sonic the Hedgehog Tissues" I found in a Sega Center in Tokyo, the small text under "Sonic" reads:
I'll never look back, I've got no regrets
'Cause time doesn't wait for me
I choose to go my own way
"Which is interestingly the most sense you can actually make of anything written in English in Japan..." "Second is nothing more than something I found quite strange, no pictures because I didn't have my camera at the time. In Sega Centers in Japan Sonic & Amy Rose are used for very few things, maybe signage outside the building occasionally, but more often that not they can be seen directing people to the toilets. Notice that like many diagrams for male/female toilets, they have the standard blue/pink colour scheme."
"That's right, though Sonic may have begun as a gaming character, Amy Rose was introduced purely to allow for all manner of toilet related sign creation!"
"That's it. Sorry it wasn't much and if it's been sent into you guys before." CUT-PRICE HOMESTAR "Was out wandering around one the not-so-cool shopping places in Tokyo today, and found your SEGA Homestar effort for half of what you paid for it... HALF! 16,500 yen! 79 quid! You got bummed my friends."
"Want another one?"A HAMSTER PLAYING VF"No idea of the origin of this one. But I bet old hammie would kick my arse at VF!"EA 'PULLS A SONY'"I saw this and only one word came to mind: 'Irony'" "EA Mobile claims the market is flooded with bad games"
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