Thank you SONY. Those lazy summer days of NON-STOP WANKING are not so far off for you now.
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Each post .02% worse than the last. SOME STUPID WEB SITE IS *BETTER* AT FINDING SEGA S... WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING WITH THIS JAPANESE... THE DS PUBLICITY MACHINE HAS GONE TOO FAR THE SEGA PARK IN BRIGHTON IS LOOKING A BIT RUN DOW... SEGA SCOUT UPDATE, APRIL/MAY 2006 TAILS FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN LOCAL CHEMIST SHOP SONY'S HAD ANOTHER AMAZING IDEA ALL BY ITSELF!
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
"why is north London full of Oriental types? They get off the plane at Heathrow and say 'Harrow Mr Taxi Driva'
Sony are like a cute sexy girl with brain damage. I fucking love that shit.
"do you look at your controller when your playing? do you see the keyboard when you type? cuz i know where all the buttons are and i know what they do so i rarely see the controller cuz ur attention is drawn to the screen and the game ur playing and not to the controller" - cunt
I'm lying assholes, that's photoshopped.
not like that girl down there with the pink bikini and psp - she's not copied or skewed or anything!
what they say and what they print on their joypads are two entirely different things.
i've got plenty of jap ps1/2 pads that say SELECT on them. considering the world is more connected now than back in '95 would mean SERECT definitely CANNOT occur EVER, even on a Sony joypad.
Sega have always been smart in this respect by ditching the select button altogether, thus avoiding any possibly embarassing translational cock-ups
besides, my japanese teacher says her R's like L's anyway, so no probs discussing the elections with here, nosirree
The Japanese have trouble to pronounce and tell the difference between the English "r" and "l' because these sounds don't exist in Japanese.
you lot are seriously missing the point here, so i decided to take matters into my own hands.
behold:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/bilalsheikh/serect.jpg
bear in mind i couldn't get that pic that UKR has in it's original form (provided it is indeed a fake. which it is), so just googled for 'ps3 controller' and hoped for the best.
ok, so it doesn't have any funky rotation or skewing, but still...
and can we just stop with the pretend japanese lessons? it's really condescending, seriously.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/bilalsheikh/serect.jpg