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A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WE WERE IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA, AND SAW A SIGN SAYIN... CREAM THE RABBIT CAR CRASH PORN MOVIE (PART 2) PLAYSTATION SPOT LAUNCHES TODAY! LET'S SCROLL AWAY THE BADNESS, WITH A TRIP TO SEGA... CREAM THE RABBIT CAR CRASH PORN MOVIE (PART 1) SOMETHING ELSE WE HAVE IN COMMON WITH SEGA A DULL REMINDER ABOUT THOSE UKR T-SHIRTS WE MADE EXTREMELY BAD NEWS ABOUT LUMINES II THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Series 4 episode 9 was called 'Sand' by the way, probably one of the worst out iof a not so good series.
ahh, how I used to hurry home from swimming lessons to watch Blake's 7
http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/index.htm
to see what Sega does nowadays about big arcades. It is the newly open Sega Players Arena in China. There are pictures of the new Sega Formula Racer too.
The news are in japanese for your pleasure. They say something about 10.000 regularly visitors or something like that.
http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20060807/china_pa.htm
Behold my brain-washing!
Also, yes! I am, in fact, disabled, and cannot post this... I mean, I can't read the shit beneath me...
They had this tank game that you sat in a mini "tank" that was like a golf cart with a cage welded over the top and you could shoot tennis balls or something at the other tank. That was alright.
They also had one of those virtual reality helmet games with the blurry-eye goggles that you could go on for about 45 seconds and some shit with dolphins or something that was in 3d and you had those polarising 3d glasses.
It all felt a bit like seeing retarded people doing ballet and giving them those backhanded compliments about how they're "really brave".
"Well done Sega, you're such a battler to get up on stage and sing your Give Me Chaos songs! Oh, you made that for me? It's a gold ring made of macaroni and spraypaint? Oh it's lovely, yes of course I'll wear it to work."