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STUPID WOMAN "JEALOUS OF LARA CROFT"
Ha ha! Women are so stupid! Let's all of us just get gay together, then we won't have to put up with this kind of nonsense any more.

Taken from "The Sun" newspaper:

This reminds us of the time we were made to [ANECDOTE EDITED TO MAINTAIN GENITAL ATTACHMENT]


COMMANDER ZORG SAYS:
It's not OK or normal to be jealous of fictional video game characters. You're clearly a bit mental, probably because you don't eat properly because you're always on a diet. Stopping only having coffee for breakfast and lunch may help. My free forum post entitled "GET A GRIP ON REALITY" will help you.

In the mean time, male readers are advised to AVOID ALL CONTACT with women, and instead seek comfort in the Maria Sharapova-inspired Japanese Fake Breast Cushion.
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 1:33:00 PM 0 comments

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