As we all thought this was indeed a MASSIVE LIE about PlayStation3's powers, as the below ACTUAL GAME IMAGE captured at the recent Game Developers Conference proves.
Just a slight difference then. Ha, and we believe, HA. How stupid does Sony think we are? Click on it to make it bigger and witness the full horror of PS3. Dear Jesus, please let PlayStation3 be the biggest financial disaster in the history of home technology. Thanks.
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The PS3 will be good!
Sony-loving infidels give me money to spend on Sega plush toys. Yet another way we're making the world a better place.
And im sure there's a reason for that.....
but seriously everyone will by ps3s for MGS4 which will be good enough to kill people to own.
what is funny/ironic/enough to make some people cry is the idea of the damage being done ('scuse the pun). that crap buggy shot won't make people forget the previous lie, most likely they'll go 'omg that's EXACTLY like the e3 2005 video! i'm not joking - my uncle works for sony and he said so, etc etc'
Let it go, man.. Just let it go.
i thought the old harry potter adverts with the prerendered stuff was a joke, but that just takes the biscuit
just like how I could say that the 360 is a dead weight, and instead you could by three hundered pounds of white plastic and then sit around waiting for a good product to go with it, which would be clever of me wouldn't it?
I'll probably get one and I would say MGS isn't a good game. Splinter Cell is a much better game IMO, and it's multiplatform...get it for either console. I'll want a PS3 for Final Fantasy and Xenosaga (if they don't release them on Xbox 360). I'll get a Revolution for Metroid.
"just like how I could say that the 360 is a dead weight,"
Hmmm, actually, this holds more true to my PS2. The Gamecube, Xbox, and 360 all get used at our house daily, whereas the PS2 collects dust. 4 out of 6 people in our house have PS2s, but always play their Xboxes. I actually have 3 more slims that I never got around to fixing because there's no need for them. I'd consider those more along the lines of paperweights.
I lived with a guy who had the
xbox and before it broke, the best game on it was soul calibur 2 either that or MGS2. Then he waited ages for fable to come out and it wasnt that good. He had splinter cell, I've played it, the inventiveness of gameplay and story makes MGS3 one of the best games around. If you'd ever played it you may see that, or you may hold your opion who knows? But my opinion splinter doesnt hold a candle to MGS or any Kojima game, snatcher for example.
Everyone has different opinions, theres no point sitting around complaining about it, no matter how much you dont like them - especially if your buying fucking microsoft xboxes!
true, the pictures do look different
next gen gaming is not only about graphics my friends, physics processing comes into play too.
But in this game you can take different routes! with different vehicles..what an amazing concept.
at least it has annoyingly long load times! time enough to ask yourself why you spend those 600+ Euro's on this piece of poo.