He was always rubbish, a sort of nervous, albino Philip Schofield who was too jittery to ever be funny or watchable. He also looked suspicious all the time and too thin, probably because he's a nervous fidget.
Anyway, he's not dead from crack! He's just in the purgatory of regional TV.
No wait, *local* TV -- TV for Manchester! Specifically Manchester. Not the Manchester area, but a very particular bit of the centre of Manchester. He's on Channel M, a new TV station that's quite hard to get and definitely only for Manchester.
Andy's introductory movie is stilted script reading at its best! He probably didn't know it was going on the internet where people might see it, else he would've tried a bit harder. There's also a woman reporter who walks with purpose and swishes her hair. We're starting to think this might be a viral marketing joke site.
He's also on the radio! It must be a hell of a hectic schedule for the real life Alan Partridge.
SO THAT'S WHAT ANDY CRANE IS DOING NOW
We have no other point to make, other than sort of reminding you and us about Andy Crane and seeing what he's up to these days.
ANDY CRANE RESOURCES:
http://www.1054centuryfm.com/
http://www.channelm.co.uk/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Crane
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. MULTICULTURAL XBOX 360 CLOTHING ADVERT SOMETHING ABOUT A CHARITY THING, FOR CHARITY WE'RE SORRY WE MADE FUN OF YOU, SEGA. YOU WERE RIG... A VIRTUAL ON POSTER THAT APPARENTLY ISN'T A JOKE THE SINGLE MOST AMAZING SEGA COLLECTIBLE OF ALL TI... SQUARE: FINAL FANTASY XII TO COME ALREADY WANKED O... COUNTER-STRIKE LOVING MYSPACE WHORES LARA CROFT HANDLING A THICK TUBE OF MEAT
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Bad Influence was rubbish, wasn't it?
God I want to see her cunt.
Sorry - was that a bit vulgar?
I had heard a rumour that Cmdr Zorg is infact the Lovely Miss Booth, I haven't got round to going on a pub crawl round Sawbo' to find out yet tho'.
what if he is?
what will I say?
that'll be twice I'll have been in the presence of the Lovely Miss Booth, and twice I'll have lost higher brain function!
It'll be even worse than that time I worked with Eve.
AC: "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE WON A SUPER SOAKER.... KEYRING!!!!"
ME: "err... right..."
AC: "FINE! DON'T SOUND TOO EXCITED THEN!" *RADIO EYEROLL*
*CUTS ME OFF*
so in clonclusion: the answer was john ridgeon and andy crane is a tosser that gets kicks out of making kids feel small. he probably makes kids feel all sorts of other stuff too but luckily i only met him via telephone.
She's absolutely lovely. I can't comment on Andy Crane.
He used to drive the CBBC van around Eccles and I remember seeing him roaring up past the Blue Bell pub one time in Monton, definitely in a rage. Probably some altercation with Simon Parkin or summat.
He is not as much as a git as Andi Peters though is he?
andy peters IS black.
"Manchester Chris", he's a perfectly good driver as i've been in his car lots of times so maybe you should consider that you're a crap biker who was practically begging to be almost hit! Anyway, he lives in charlsworth if you're wondering.
And tentonipete, do you expect us to belive your story?!?!?
You guy no nufink!!!!