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12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
So in the views of some people it would be a classic game.
But actually, no one knows what the fuck I'm talking about. Making this a sad, sad day.
Slightly out of proportion with the 0.7 too *snigger*
Yeah, I remember Baku Baku Animal, it was sort of like tetris with fruit and stuff and if you got beat a big Lion's face came down and ate the screen! It was fantastic, and if I remember rightly, it DID feature an obscene amount of blue sky!
Yes, you are right. It has an obscene amount of blue sky and many cute animals. I only have this game as I could never find the full game due to Sega's excellent distribution of Saturn games.
At least SEGA know how to take the edge off though.
Well, yeah the demo disk level. That's all I had too. In the US we got it in the mail to help spread word of Sega's desperate Toys R Us / Saturn promotional campaign of 1997 (buy 2 games, get 1 free!).
My phone has one of those analogue dots.
Yeah, I remember Bug. I've got it sat on the shelf X| it is truly shite. Thank God that franchise never got anywhere.
All your bananas are belongs to us.
so true, there's nothing close the GH on the current consoles - even the multiplayer kicks ass! And those Saturn cases...what the hell were Sega thinking? Although the 'worst cases ever' award has to go to...well, sega for the dreamcast ones - show me a case with hinges intact.
So you, and this little game of yours, can suck my plaintain. Bioootches.