WE'RE ON THE WRONG TIMELINE! It's not supposed to be like this. Oh god. We've got to fix it. We've got to do it all again. We've got to travel back to 1995 and TRY HARDER TO SAVE SEGA. WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK TO 1995 AND GET A SEGA SATURN. IT'S THE ONLY MACHINE THAT CAN PLAY SEGA RALLY PROPERLY IN THIS TIME FRAME. ALL THE SATURNS WERE DESTROYED BY PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ITS POWER. WE HAVE TO GO BACK.
CAN ANYONE SUPPLY THE FOLLOWING:
1. Magnetic housing units for dual micro-singularities.
2. Electron injection manifold to alter mass and gravity of micro-singularities.
3. Cooling and x-ray venting system.
4. Gravity sensors (VGL system).
5. Main clocks (4 cesium units).
6. Main computer units (3).
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WHAT ARE THESE STUPID FUCKING FUCKS DOING WITH THE... NEW VIRTUA TENNIS 3 IMAGES, PUBLIC UNVEILING ANNOU... SEGA'S HOMESTAR PLANETARIUM -- REVIEWED! DOA 4 UK RELEASE DATE CONFIRMED SEX ADVICE, WITH GRADIUS PORTABLE ON PSP ARE MOBILE PHONE GAMES ANY GOOD YET? SEGA VEST AND RIVAL GANG MEMBER T-SHIRTS OUTRUN 2006 -- PSP SCREENSHOTS!
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Call Larry Bundy Jr though, he's got sheds full of old consoles, so you might be able to make a time machine from his stash!
You cant go to the shop in fururistic shoes, you will be found out.
And, Panzer Dragoon Saga... Now that was a class game. Mine's near mint... It's selling on eBay for a ridiculous amount of money.
is it just me, or did sega invent most of the things people use in games today? like memory, a few sage megadrive games have memory built into them so you can save things. and the sega saturn, i always think that the playstation is really just a rip off of the sega saturn because i remember the saturn coming out first but they had the better quality graphics and games. and now sega is just another games maker for playsation.
Uh-uh I played this game today. ON MY SATURN!