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Ensign Teela: I looked you up on the internet...
Commander Zorg: Oh?
Ensign Teela: Yes.
Commander Zorg: ...
Ensign Teela: Is this your blog?
Commander Zorg: ...
Ensign Teela: ...
Commander Zorg: Well, it's more of a...
Ensign Teela: ...
Commander Zorg: Yes. That's my blog.
Ensign Teela: It's AMAZING!
Commander Zorg: Oh. Thanks.
Ensign Teela: Did you REALLY write that Lumines fan fiction piece?
Commander Zorg: Um... yes.
Ensign Teela: WOW! Reading that really turned me on!
Commander Zorg: ...
Ensign Teela: REALLY!
Commander Zorg: Er, good.
Ensign Teela: Do you really feel like that? You know, that thing about the squares not fitting in? Cos I feel like that ALL THE TIME!
Commander Zorg: Dunno. I suppose. Sort of. It wasn't meant to be...
Ensign Teela: ME TOO!
Commander Zorg: ...
Ensign Teela: I think I love you!
Commander Zorg: ...
Ensign Teela: ...
Commander Zorg: What are you doing?
Ensign Teela: ...
Commander Zorg: What are you doing?
Ensign Teela: ...
Commander Zorg: No! Don't take off your pressure suit! If you do that and the cabin de-pressurizes, you'll get completely sucked out!
Ensign Teela: Oh yeah! Talk dirty to me!
Commander Zorg: No! Get off!
Ensign Teela: Mmmm!
Commander Zorg: No!
Ensign Teela: Yes! PUT THIS BIT OF ME IN YOUR MOUTH!
Commander Zorg: Oh god. Like this?
Ensign Teela: Yes!
Commander Zorg: ...
Ensign Teela: OH GOD YES!
Commander Zorg: ...
Ensign Teela: SQUEEZE THIS BIT!
Commander Zorg: ...
Ensign Teela: OH GOD, COMMANDER! YES!
Commander Zorg: ...
Ensign Teela: OH COMMANDER! COMMANDER! COMMANDER!
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