THE SINGLE MOST AMAZING SEGA COLLECTIBLE OF ALL TIME
This is LEGEND! Not only is it the INCREDIBLY RARE Sega Toys Sega Folding Bicycle, but it's an ULTRA-RARE RARE AMAZINGLY RARE-RARE model that comes in Japanese Dreamcast orange.
We're not exaggerating to look cool on the internet -- we would spend whatever amount of money it takes to get one of these. Even, say, one thousand pounds. Money would be no object in securing a Dreamcast Orange Folding SEGA Bicycle to put in a cupboard and never risk riding.
Imagine bicycling to work on Dreamcast Orange Folding SEGA Bicycle. You'd look AMAZINGLY COOL for the first few minutes before you get beaten up by laughing schoolchildren.
If Doctor Who had a mode of transport in his new series, it would be a Dreamcast Orange Folding SEGA Bicycle.
This is in the UK at the moment, apparently in the hands (and occasionally beneath the buttocks of) a Japanese SEGA producer. We might invite ourselves down to SEGA's office to worship at its BEAUTIFUL TINY LITTLE WHEELS.
TOMORROW:
The worst thing SEGA has ever done. Ever. Even including 32X.
We're not exaggerating to look cool on the internet -- we would spend whatever amount of money it takes to get one of these. Even, say, one thousand pounds. Money would be no object in securing a Dreamcast Orange Folding SEGA Bicycle to put in a cupboard and never risk riding.
Imagine bicycling to work on Dreamcast Orange Folding SEGA Bicycle. You'd look AMAZINGLY COOL for the first few minutes before you get beaten up by laughing schoolchildren.
If Doctor Who had a mode of transport in his new series, it would be a Dreamcast Orange Folding SEGA Bicycle.
This is in the UK at the moment, apparently in the hands (and occasionally beneath the buttocks of) a Japanese SEGA producer. We might invite ourselves down to SEGA's office to worship at its BEAUTIFUL TINY LITTLE WHEELS.
TOMORROW:
The worst thing SEGA has ever done. Ever. Even including 32X.
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 4/19/2006 02:00:00 PM
4 Comments:
So what's the Tardis if not a mode of transport?
Amazing. Simply amazing.
Looks like a Brompton T3 to me. You can probably order one in that colour too.
I dont want one!
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