Distributed with issue 2 of UK games mag Mean Machines, it's the Sega Mastermix 90! Two kids, competition winners, who were allowed into a recording studio to record their rap record about Sega. A dream come true!
DOWNLOAD: MC's Nick and Steve - Do Me A Favour (Master Mix '90) [3.6MB MP3]
SAMPLE LYRICS:
"Master System costs from eighty pounds, 128 colours, three channel sound" "Check out your local dealer, not for drugs, but for Sega" "Yeah, we got the Sega Master System in the house, yeah boyee" "3D glasses will blow your mind, Better peripherals you cannot find"
You cannot get better than this. How we'd like to travel back to the early 1990s, when enthusiasm was respected and encouraged rather than frowned upon.
STOLEN FROM HERE, WHERE THEY ALSO HAVE THE COMPLETE LYRICS:
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The outro goes on for twice as long as the rap.
I love this song. It was the only thing I had to listen to on the bus home once - and it saved me from a terrible fate.
Thankfully, the fact I was able to have an audible tssk-tssk-tsssk coming from my cheap earphones meant I was spared a menacing from a large mental girl who had previously expressed a desire to have sex with me.
Check out the site for review scans, reader artwork and classic adverts - including that naughty one which featured a girly holding a GameGear over her jabberclackers. You know the one.
We all wanked over it at the time.
Who'd have thought that witty line would become almost literally true in years to come :'(
In the long run crack addiction was probably the cheaper, and some would argue saner, option.
Time warp :(
unless i'm missing something?
"What you need son is a kick up the hooter!
Computer'd cost me a leg and an arm."
"This is Toshiba dad, keep calm."
Can't remember the rest of it. Never did buy an MSX.
Still brings a smile to my face :)
still the best the song you've made bruv
Literally..!
Lousie Batten