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PUT THINGS IN LARA'S MOUTH
Lovely New Lara comes with a bluetooth mobile phone headset, no doubt designed with a lucrative tie-in with Nokia in mind. But what is she saying? Who is she talking to? It's READER INTERACTION TIME!



YOUR NAME (OR SOMEONE ELSE'S):

I THINK LARA IS SAYING THE FOLLOWING AMUSING THING:



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WHAT WE THINK LARA IS SAYING:
  • "Very prickly bushes, over. Please send trousers, over. Repeat: TROUSERS REQUIRED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, over"

  • "This Nokia 8870 Wireless Communicator puts me at the heart of the action like no other mobile phone"

  • "...and this time I won't die by walking through doors"

  • "Thanks to the amazing power of Xbox 2/PS3 [DELETE AS APPROPRIATE] this is my most immersive adventure yet"

  • "I'd like to thank everyone at Ryvita for helping get me back in shape"
    • Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 12:45:00 PM 0 comments

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