Doctor Zorg: Hello, I'm The Doctor!
Doctor Zorg: Let's have an adventure!
Doctor Zorg: Oh no! It's those aliens again!
Jax: Oh no! I'm trapped in some sort of life-threatening situation involving a locked door!
Doctor Zorg: Rubbish! If only I had an alien-killing gun!
Jax: Behind you!
Doctor Zorg: The gun! Brilliant! No one will ever question how it immediately appeared behind me exactly when I needed it!
Jax: Quick! I'm in a scene of mild, occasional peril!
Doctor Zorg: Take that, aliens!
ENTIRE ALIEN RACE: GrAghhhaGGHH! Curse you, Doctor!
Doctor Zorg: That was too close for comfort!
Jax: Yes it was!!