SPACE PROSTITUTE: That's an amazing penis!
Captain Jax: Where?
SPACE PROSTITUTE: There!
Captain Jax: Where?
SPACE PROSTITUTE: There!
Captain Jax: Where?
SPACE PROSTITUTE: That thing!
Captain Jax: This?
SPACE PROSTITUTE: Yes!
Captain Jax: No, that's my third arm.
SPACE PROSTITUTE: Oh. Where's your penis?
Captain Jax: There.
SPACE PROSTITUTE: Where?
Captain Jax: There.
SPACE PROSTITUTE: Where?
Captain Jax: There.
SPACE PROSTITUTE: That thing?
Captain Jax: No, underneath it.
SPACE PROSTITUTE: This?
Captain Jax: No, under the flap.
SPACE PROSTITUTE: This?
Captain Jax: Yes.
SPACE PROSTITUTE: ...
Captain Jax: ...


...until she opens her mouth

SPACE PROSTITUTE: Does it... get bigger?
Captain Jax: How do you mean?
SPACE PROSTITUTE: ...
Captain Jax: ...
SPACE PROSTITUTE: ...
Captain Jax: ...
SPACE PROSTITUTE: ...
Captain Jax: I can't do it now.


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