A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. MAN GETS INCREMENTALLY CLOSER TO SEGA VISION THE FRAG DOLLS - EMPOWERING WOMEN SINCE 2004 SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT RIPPING OFF Wii DREAMCAST-LIKE LOGO UPDATE FOR THE MONTH OF APRIL RIGHT SAID FRED AND SOME OF SEGA'S MARKETING MONEY... SEGA UFO CATCHER ERROR MESSAGE SCREEN EIDOS DID A SPOOF OF "THE OFFICE" IN 2004 FAT KID WITH ENERGY DRINK BUYS NEW CONSOLE INDUSTRY NEWS: HARALDUR THORVALDSSON IS GROWING OU... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Like homeopathy, I'm full of shit.
Oh am I on the wrong blog
But it also makes me think of how much I want to have sex with Joy.
Time for a cry and wank, I think.
older names monroe shes her egg
Nope, my little soldier is still flaccid. STAND TO ATTENTION PRIVATE! *Private Johnson court-martialed for insubordination.* Oh well, guess it only works for retards.
@Michael - Did you arm-wrestle any sailors for money?
wv merclop: cyclops in a mercedes?
Come on now Kowloon didn't look like that, you're thinking on Wan Chai.
Fuck my life.
So you're pro-homeopathy and suffering from constipation. Isn't there a homeopathic remedy for that?
Sod you lot, I've got tickets to see the new Star Trek movie. *slams door shut*
Isn't Kowloon the section with all the tall and dilapidated blocks of flats? That's what it reminds me of anyway.
<3 MISS YOU JOEY MIGEED! <3
*goes to give hug but backs out and offers a manly handsake*
Peace & love to you UK:R, mankind & hedgehogs.
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