From another "Dan". Dan seems to a more popular reader name that Chris these days. Must be a new wave of youth readers we've had come in since upping the amount of swearing and colours on the main page.
From someone who wants to be known as "DACHAZ". It's of a church somewhere.
From a man who wants to be called "Dreddnaught". It's something of his wife/girlfriend's.
From a "Bob". It's one of those devices that lets you count down how many days you have to go until you're allowed to rest peacefully for all eternity. A calendar.
From another "Dan" amazingly enough. It's a carpet somewhere in Budapest. This is such a great photo it was very nearly spun-off into a separate update complete with East European cleaning staff friction burn sex fan fiction.
Promotional tat currently in the possession of a "Steve".
From a "Chris" who would appear to be planning his return to the dating scene and is investigating ways to get his hair back to its former glory.
From a "Richard" who sent an extremely long and detailed explanation and several other photos. Thanks for all that, and sorry.
And finally, a return to an alternate "Chris" who will be attempting to numb whatever parts of his body are still capable of feeling pain with this tonight. Well done, everyone. It's nice to know we have at least NINE entire readers left.
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I think it's a cunning ploy from Sony; they're sending you all these pictures knowing it's destroying UKR from the inside. You've become a place that some low rank Sony cretin uses to post pictures of the packaging his wife's sex toys come in.
They're probably responsible for those Egg Monroe comments too.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
You bunch of cunts !
My wife recently bought something from Japan. I didn't see said item in question, and the box is all in Japanese. I'd ask my wife what was in the box but she's upstairs in the bedroom praying really loudly, I never even knew she was religious ! But she seems very happy up there so I don't want to disturb her.
The only english words on the box are " G-Spot, Pornography, Eroticism, Skinship and Scandal", which I think are the names of the new Power Rangers, except I'm sure Eroticism was replaced by Buttplug halfway through the last series. Oh and "super vibration". Maybe it's a new controller ...which DOES makes sense actually cos she went mental a half hour ago looking for some batteries......
But I digress. I actually found this box in the bin, under a lot of other stuff, and I was surprised she never brought it to my attention, because take a look at the ends of that cartoon lady's hair...
Dreamcast Swirl !!!!
Has SEGA taken to adding their cherished emblem to cartoon ladies split ends on mystery boxes ???
I think she's the Pink Ranger. Her outfit certainly has changed. What would Zordon say....
Anyhoo, if you use this, credit me as Mr. I-can-still-genuinely-satisfy-a-woman Smith.
Cheers.