A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. INDUSTRY NEWS: HARALDUR THORVALDSSON IS GROWING OU... THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF 'FLAG MAN' PICTURE OF A GIRL ON THE INTERNET WEARING A SONIC ... A COLLECTION OF SEGA GRAFFITI FROM THE MANCHESTER ... SEEING AS WE'RE POSTING LITERALLY ANYTHING THESE D... SEGA JAPAN HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL MAN GETS INCREASINGLY CLOSE TO CHAIR THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
It should clearly be called SHINE GET.
Also, surely they could've arranged it to not have all the 360 stuff in the background?
Surely pitching to the wrong audience aren't you, Zorg?
wv: emuleost = notice put up in the window of Rod Hull's local post office.
Fat jokes, disabled jokes. Past accusations of racist paraphernalia. It's all sunshine here.
Says it all, really.
Sheep, on the other hand...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpJyG7B6tAI
Also, from this angle I feel like I'm the one being eaten.
wv: undes. Latin undies! Or an anagram of nudes. Either's good f'me.
They're taking photos because it's managed to rear up and stand on its hind legs.
=(
Haven't felt Zorg's presence though...
WV: nonrefil - fuck it, far too easy.