"Susie? Can you wear something sexy tomorrow, love? We've got a photographer coming in. Those hotpants you wore last Friday would do. Ta, sweetheart" *A FAT MAN PATS SUSIE'S BOTTOM. SUSIE SMILES IN FEAR OF VIOLENCE OR LOSING HER JOB*
"Oh, and Susie? Can you meet me up in the stationary room in five? I need help with some... labels" *SUSIE SMILES AND NODS IN FEAR OF VIOLENCE OR LOSING HER JOB*
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE FRAG DOLLS - EMPOWERING WOMEN SINCE 2004 SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT RIPPING OFF Wii DREAMCAST-LIKE LOGO UPDATE FOR THE MONTH OF APRIL RIGHT SAID FRED AND SOME OF SEGA'S MARKETING MONEY... SEGA UFO CATCHER ERROR MESSAGE SCREEN EIDOS DID A SPOOF OF "THE OFFICE" IN 2004 FAT KID WITH ENERGY DRINK BUYS NEW CONSOLE INDUSTRY NEWS: HARALDUR THORVALDSSON IS GROWING OU... THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF 'FLAG MAN'
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
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Unfortunately, streetview doesn't cover that street :(
Have to say, those're some impressive specs for that game, mind
"Both road and bikes are seen in true perspective so that objects nearest the bottom of the screen are larger than those on the horizon" and playtime is variable between 45 and 100 seconds?
Wow. How could things have ever got better than that?
Also, having never ridden a motorbike, can anyone confirm that the "Handlebars function identically to those of a real motocycle"? I.e. that they vibrate when you collide with another bike?
Other anonymous - are you Mistercrayon from the edge forums by any chance? If so, this is not lolcats.
Can we have some erotic Susie and boss fanfiction please, Zorg? I'd write my own but I lack creativity.
And did nobody have the heart to tell SEGA that he was called "THE Fonz"?
Thank you for doing a proper egg monroe comment. The first person to do it in these comments totally fucked it up (punctuation? pah)
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And before any Greer-baiters out there say it; no, I'm sure the 'Free Play' technique doesn't work on chicks.
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Depends on where you hit them, how hard and where you stand morally on necrophilia.
Hahahahah... jumped the shark....
AZTEC TECHNOLOGY CORP is in the Metal Shipping Barrels, Drums, Kegs, and Pails industry in VISTA, CA. This company currently has approximately 20 to 50 employees and annual sales of $10,000,000 to $24,999,999.
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Actually, and I know that nobody really cares, but in that game you turn the handlebars right to turn right, whereas on a real bike once you get up to speed you turn right by leaning right and turning the handlebars slightly left. So no, not exactly Manx TT realism here.
Cunts.