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We've seen photos of SEGA UFO catcher machines before. But here, exclusively, we present the UFO catcher operating system error message. The submitter cleverly raises the tension by getting gradually closer. If there's one thing we've given the internet, it's the idea of making dull things seem (but not actually be) slightly more interesting by taking photos from nearer and nearer.

We have just gone downstairs to ask. And yes, mum is proud.




"I saw this SEGA prize machine on Clacton pier Sunday morning looking a bit sorry for itself. It was some kind of never-win-prize-grabby-claw machine with an error message. Poor thing probably didn't know what is was or where it was... I called out for someone, anyone to help me as it lay dying in my arms but no-one came... no-one cared."




"Not to worry though, I did in fact win a set of polyester dogs from the grab-a-ball-win-a-prize-nothing-to-do-with-SEGA-machine. Good weekend all round" - Andy.




Reader's hand visible in reflection. If we zoom in and enhance the image, it might be possible to see what sort of camera - or more likely mobile phone - was used to capture the image.




Definitely a phone. The EXIF data just says "SAMSUNG".
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Blogger Halverde said...
older egg shes monroe her name
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That isn't an error message.

Those screens normally play an endless loop of video promoting whatever tat the machine has in it.

Presumably it is sat there asking which video to play, from a list of none.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I almost read the article but then I realized it wasn't set up to be in the centre anymore and I can't handle that much change
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"pure skill" my arse
Anonymous Anonymous said...
there's a new outrun game out btw
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Blogger AT said...
The only way the new Outrun game will ever feature on UK-R is if had egg monroe as an unlockable character.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous Carr said...
There isn't a new OutRun out. There's the same old OutRun rehashed once again for a different format in the hope that someone will buy it this time.

I bought it. Again. But no one else is playing it.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Thats a Superdry t-shirt in yellow.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I miss intelligent UKR comments.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Neil said...
UK:R hitting rock bottom has been tipified by the fact that Zorg is actually claiming that UKR introduced the act of taking photos closer and closer to the subject to the world.

and the cunt didn't use my banner logo. didn't even add it as a submission.

FOREFUCKINGSHAME.
Anonymous Rob said...
if there's one thing you've given the internet it's DISAPPOINTMENT.
Anonymous Neil said...
Yeah that's basically what I'm saying.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/raymilauren/3486564214/
Anonymous Trilby said...
"but no-one came"

Incorrect.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I like PS3, wheres weatherbox?
Anonymous Frederick said...
I like PS3
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Can we devote a new section to readers who inadvertently expose themselves while taking pictures? Then we can run a competition where other readers attempt to track them down and rape them using whatever information they can glean from the photographs. The photos can be posted at the same time every Monday so no-one gets a head start.
Blogger weatherbox said...
Why has my screen name been invoked by a mention of PS3? I demanded this inauspicious synonym to be surgically detached and buried ritually like your mother's broken progeny.

As for intelligent UK:R comments:

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Anonymous Mute said...
I lol'd.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Her name is Eggy Muhnroes. She solders.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
His name is Greg Monroe, he's colder.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I was on clacton pier yesterday and to think people like this are about chills me to the core.
Blogger Badben said...
I like Anonymous's idea about raping readers with information gleaned from photographs. It's both sexually violent and mind twistingly surreal; my very favotite and the reason I visit UK:R! Who says this site is going downhill?

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