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A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. FAT KID WITH ENERGY DRINK BUYS NEW CONSOLE INDUSTRY NEWS: HARALDUR THORVALDSSON IS GROWING OU... THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF 'FLAG MAN' PICTURE OF A GIRL ON THE INTERNET WEARING A SONIC ... A COLLECTION OF SEGA GRAFFITI FROM THE MANCHESTER ... SEEING AS WE'RE POSTING LITERALLY ANYTHING THESE D... SEGA JAPAN HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
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People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
*slaps him[her]self*
Watching Emmerdale with the missus...
Mrs: "Oh, who's that? I recognise her from somewhere..."
Me: "Oh yeah! Her name's Egg Monroe. She's older."
Maybe Kotaku will do a post on it.
I like that Tomb Raider video. I bet the kid was really happy about getting his head near a real life boob. Which is more action than I've seen in my entire 24 years of life.
i would prepared a stiffy, or at the very least , a semi, so that in the eventuality of an embrace she would feel my pistol poking at her camel toe, and i could watch her reaction, and using said reaction as the basis for all my future wanking.
Wish I could work for I-Dos
It's almost up there with Sony viral ads and that current ad where some twat goes on about drinking volvic water everyday. Really, really convincing and sincere. Unlike the previous sentence.
word verification: cronsuc – A regular scheduled act of fellatio
CUNTS.
Stef.