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A well-meaning but ultimately misjudged piece of internal humour.




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Blogger Ino said...
I wanted to rate it 1 star but as I'm at work, I wouldn't bother logging in.
Blogger john matrix said...
ouch thats painful...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Honestly anonymous, that was funny two decades ago, let it go....

*slaps him[her]self*
Anonymous Anonymous said...
isn't videogame development wacky
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I like the mentions of Egg Monroe being older. Anonymous, please continue with them! In fact, I'm going to start using the phrase in non-UKR scenarios.

Watching Emmerdale with the missus...
Mrs: "Oh, who's that? I recognise her from somewhere..."
Me: "Oh yeah! Her name's Egg Monroe. She's older."
Blogger Halverde said...
Was that just the same joke five times in a row? 0/10 worse than Egg Monroe.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
WTF is Egg Monroe? I keep seeing it on here - it's a contagion.
Blogger AT said...
Zorg, how was Brighton? Did you visit the arcades and play Final Fight?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Keep doing it!

Maybe Kotaku will do a post on it.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes famous
Anonymous Anonymous said...
his names egg monroe, hes a flaming faggot
Anonymous Anonymous said...
FFS, unless you're going to post more pictures of her, stop with the Egg Monroe crap.


I like that Tomb Raider video. I bet the kid was really happy about getting his head near a real life boob. Which is more action than I've seen in my entire 24 years of life.
Blogger john matrix said...
http://juhjuhfernandes.blogspot.com/2009/04/meu-egg-monroe.html
Blogger john matrix said...
also,

i would prepared a stiffy, or at the very least , a semi, so that in the eventuality of an embrace she would feel my pistol poking at her camel toe, and i could watch her reaction, and using said reaction as the basis for all my future wanking.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The sad part is that film cost off £2.5 million cutting back the budjet of tomb raider to around £3.77

Wish I could work for I-Dos
Blogger Alvy Singer said...
Nintendo did one just like this back when Nintendogs launched. It was better than this, possibly because I was swigging free beer at the time.
Blogger Alvy Singer said...
Nintendo did this in 2004 too, it was shown at 'Christmas party' held in the summer and was funnier than this - though I was sloshed on free beer at the time.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
are you drunk now alvy singer?
Anonymous Swiggy McSlosherson said...
Well...?! Swigging or sloshed, which is it man?!!
Blogger weatherbox said...
An advert for the new Sonic Youth album on UK:R? How odd! Have you struck up an advertising deal with Matador records or is this some Amazon.com affiliate marketing initiative arrived at indirectly, Zorg?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
See yhe size of that fuckin plasma at the beging that would have cost a fortune back in 2004, good to see all that boobraider money well spent.
Blogger Phill said...
I'm sure all comments were positive at the Eidos office when this idea was revealed to the staff. I'm sure not a single person voiced their concerns that they would come across as pretentious wankers.

It's almost up there with Sony viral ads and that current ad where some twat goes on about drinking volvic water everyday. Really, really convincing and sincere. Unlike the previous sentence.

word verification: cronsuc – A regular scheduled act of fellatio
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I like the concept that Eidos actually makes games, as apposed to just publishing them.. No, you just paid people to make them for you...

CUNTS.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
No Starvis no care.

Stef.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
If you listen carefully Starvis is represented by his expenses that were legendary..

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