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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
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8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Maybe their mum. That makes more sense. With alopecia.
the band. the song. the people in it. all awful.
Oh how I want to go back. Please, just let me go back...
But yeah. Nice way to turn a blatant homo-pop tune in to an anthem for a child's icon. In a child's mind, mind.
Of course I may be thinking of an alternate reality that NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED AT ALL.
Not that I'm implying this is on the same level as the holocaust.
But not so very far off. It is basically the gang-rape of sega and sonic's credibility, orchestrated by people paid by sega and very, very awful.
Took me a while to realise there are bits where you're supposed to be seeing things as if through Sonic's eyes. But only if Sonic was a terminator. Cos that makes sense...
Anyone know how much cheap gin it takes to erase the memory of that video?
Great ad campaign. It worked perfectly for the era. Targeting the cool 'yoof' culture of rebelious young adults. Something Sony did later with aplomb with it's PlayStation push.
Great update Zorg. Cheers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KriN-7IK998
http://sega-memories.blogspot.com/2007/09/pirate-tv-best-sega-europe-ad-campaign.html
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Don't feed the trolls.
..Would. Even if it's sloppy seconds from Sonic.
I liked the way RSF pretends to shoot himself in the head at the start tho. He's obviously wise beyond his years.
The marketing department at Sega Europe has a lot to answer for. Right Said Fred?!?
OK.
I couldn't give a gnat's knacker if they were shit-stabbers or not. The reason -for the zillionth time - that Sega was hated was due to the handling of the Mega CD, 32x and Saturn. Loyal customers that payed good money believing in their product was left abandoned when they (Sega) felt their product wasn't gaining enough market penetration and installed user base.
SEGA: "Hey, we know we fucked up. But this time with the Dreamcast it'll be different. C'mon, whadya say huh?"
JoePublic: "Sorry but you don't get it anymore. Sony understands us. They know we're the cool demographic. PlayStation is for cool adults whilst Sega's for sad little kids. We had some great times but, now's the time to move... [sob] on."
Traumatic memories for all those who gave a shit. Nothing a little therapy wouldn't sort out.
so yes the thought process which decided Right Said Fred's camp music and dodgy promotional video was a good idea, and later on decided to release utter crap with no support did kill sega.