UK:RESISTANCE 'main page'
Can't look at "Flock" without having horrendous flashbacks to the fog of misery surrounding Core Design's patchy-at-best Herdy Gerdy.




"I was watching a trailer for new Xbox Live Arcade / PSN game 'Flock!' by UK developer Proper Games and it looks like they've been following your Dreamcast logo search."




"The latest game trailer features an alien space-ship creating the Dreamcast logo via in-game crop circles! So now the game features everyone's two favourite things in the whole wide world. Dreamcast... and sheep! I've attached some screen-caps for your convenience" - Joe.




No, Joe, thank you for adhering to the three-photos-revealing-ever-more rule. And for doing the hard work with the captures. And for sending this in five months ago.
Blogger GigerPunk said...
"everyone's two favourite things in the whole wide world. Dreamcast... and sheep!"
Ahem. I'm saying nothing, apart from:

Wasn't this game already made? and called simply "Sheep" rather than the ever-so-amusing Flock!?
And released by Take 2?
And then re-released by Empire?
And re-released on budget on Empire's 'Xplosiv' range? and available on Amazon marketplace for a penny? (plus almost 2 quid postage)

Not that I know a great deal about games involving sheep.
Blogger Markusdragon said...
Funnily enough I was playing a game called Clover on the XBLA Community Games Marketplace the other day. There's a guy in it called Gary who keeps getting sent things with spirals on them and wishes for blue skies rather than grey.

It wasn't exactly subtle, but it was cool.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names anonymous and she keeps posting the same things again and again which admittedly were really funny the first few times but which really aren't any more.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous - speak for yourself... I still love the egg monroe stuff. The other Anonymous - more please!
Blogger Allan said...
Can we do a retrospective* reveal of who all the anonymous are? I'd like to see if the egg monroe master is the same person every time or if we're dealing with an international organised gang, possibly from Albania, who are unable to sell egg monroe on, due to age.

Or just get rid of anonymous posting. 97.323%** of anonymous postings are a disgrace - a disgrace I tell you - to the good name of egg (creme, scrambled, fried or even poached). And Monroe (Matt or Marilyn).


* Not like that, save that for the end of the year.
** From a survey of 89743 shite postings.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I agree with anonymous3 - more Egg please
Anonymous Trilby said...
He's not wrong, there really is a XBLA game with UKR injokes ahoy:
http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-GB/games/media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d80258550205/
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The mystery of E. Monroe will be revealed on 05/04/2010.

-Nostradamus-
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes causing a bit of a stir.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
*Deletes UKR from bookmarks*
Anonymous Gene Groom said...
egg monroes a secret and shes here to stay egg monroes legion egg monroes not dying til shes a meme you cant kill her til shes everywhere shes egg monroe

shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/33215327@N05/3212866002/
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Her name's Marilyn Monroe. She's dead. But she'd still get it.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
To the egg-twat. You really are a fucking amoeboid. That's it really, carry on wasting away your pathetic futile existence.

Cock-cheese.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Amoeboid? That's fighting talk in my playground.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'm beginning to think some people just spank there cock randomly across the keyboard and post. I'm going to give it a try...

fs .,[ow49 l ryd7feggkjgfmonroe84h

See it worked. Now my cock hurts
Anonymous Anonymousse said...
I'm Egg Monroe - I'm not that old
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Had I known Clover had UK:R references in it when I was flicking through the community section the other night, I'd have bought it. Probably.

I was going to put 'her names egg monroe shes older' on that flickr page, but I don't want to be told off or offend.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Can everyone start posting egg monroe on Kotaku and Eurogamer and other shit websites?

Then when their 'readers' do a google search, they'll end up here and we can tell them to fuck off.
Anonymous Anonymussolini said...
that isnt the original egg monroe poster

impostor
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I like sugar biscuits they taste good.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
His name's Greg Monroe, he's balder.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Is Egg Monroe in anyway connected to Eggs Benedict, the notorious 1930's gangster who, together with his moll Feather Du-Vet and henchman Chest Freezer, terrorised parts of Aberystwyth one Friday afternoon?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Welcome to last week Anonymousse.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Blogger JoeMDesign said...
Third thing I've sent in which has gotten featured!

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