"I was watching a trailer for new Xbox Live Arcade / PSN game 'Flock!' by UK developer Proper Games and it looks like they've been following your Dreamcast logo search."
"The latest game trailer features an alien space-ship creating the Dreamcast logo via in-game crop circles! So now the game features everyone's two favourite things in the whole wide world. Dreamcast... and sheep! I've attached some screen-caps for your convenience" - Joe.
No, Joe, thank you for adhering to the three-photos-revealing-ever-more rule. And for doing the hard work with the captures. And for sending this in five months ago.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Ahem. I'm saying nothing, apart from:
Wasn't this game already made? and called simply "Sheep" rather than the ever-so-amusing Flock!?
And released by Take 2?
And then re-released by Empire?
And re-released on budget on Empire's 'Xplosiv' range? and available on Amazon marketplace for a penny? (plus almost 2 quid postage)
Not that I know a great deal about games involving sheep.
It wasn't exactly subtle, but it was cool.
Or just get rid of anonymous posting. 97.323%** of anonymous postings are a disgrace - a disgrace I tell you - to the good name of egg (creme, scrambled, fried or even poached). And Monroe (Matt or Marilyn).
* Not like that, save that for the end of the year.
** From a survey of 89743 shite postings.
http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-GB/games/media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d80258550205/
-Nostradamus-
shes older
Cock-cheese.
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See it worked. Now my cock hurts
I was going to put 'her names egg monroe shes older' on that flickr page, but I don't want to be told off or offend.
Then when their 'readers' do a google search, they'll end up here and we can tell them to fuck off.
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